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#1 Sidestreet

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 04:58 AM

Just a quick public service announcement:

 

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Suprisingly, LSD actually leaves the body the fastest, only lingering in blood samples for three hours, and in urine and hair samples for three days. Marijuana, on the other hand, takes weeks to exit the body, hanging around in blood samples for a whopping 336 hours, in urine for 30 days and hair for 90 days. That’s because THC is fat soluble and is stored in the fat cells of the body.

http://www.theinerti...in-your-system/

 

From The Inertia.com

 

 

I know that THC can be detectable in urine for up to three months if you're a heavy smoker.  So these numbers are probably all based on a single use and you should assume they'll be higher in a heavy user.

 

 

 

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#2 Alder Logs

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 10:37 AM

Someone needs to develop a THC time curve so actual impairment can be judged.   It's crazy that one can be charged for what they might have smoked last month.


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#3 Arathu

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 10:51 AM

Nothing finer than being judged by delusional, self righteous, self appointed "authority".....most of whom are pissing hot themselves.......with some Dr.'s support......... 

 

Y'all enjoy those SUI and other such RC's.........................  :biggrin:   

 


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#4 wildedibles

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 10:54 AM

:) and since its stored in the fat ;) if you loose some weighht and do not smoke it will still end up in your pee cause your metabolizing it again after it leaves your fat........friends of mine are light smokers and theey are ok if they wait a week......but Ive had friends that over a month and they are still testing positive for thc.........do not sit in the same room as people smoking either cause you will test positive even if your not smoking 2nd hand smoke

how do they test levels of each drug in our system ?? this is one thing that has me curious can they tell if someone is a chronic smoker vs single time......could they tell by blood or pee how many morphine tabs I have had?? or how many poppy pods I have put into my tea cup? and do they just test for opiates or can they tell the diff types? levels in diff people will weigh diff anyway cause everyone would metabolize drugs diffrently

my hubby smoked a fat dube about an hour or so before going to get tested for drugs and hes a chronic smoker and it showed only a little bit of thc in his system....Im surprized that thc dosnt make up half his body weight lol ;)
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#5 Arathu

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 11:13 AM

Testing "accuracy" is by far questionable at best...................since everything is corporate now...for certain the cheapest and by extension least accurate methods will be used as long as "certifications" from the "authority" can be used to paint a picture that others are forced to believe. 

 

Did I mention I have trust issues for damn good reasons?  :biggrin:

 

What a fucking mess we're in.............

 

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:37 PM

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I pee a rainbow.


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#7 wildedibles

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:43 PM

:) Thanks for the laugh buddy ....best one of the day but I outa likes sorry...
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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:45 PM

IPA Rainbow?  Looks like it's on tap at the Unicorn.   Better hop on over there.

 

 

Quick, everyone dump their puns on Catattack!


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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:47 PM

IPA Rainbow?  Looks like it's on tap at the Unicorn.   Better hop on over there.

 

Goddamn it @alder, stop being funnier than me!  :tongue:


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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:48 PM

 

IPA Rainbow?  Looks like it's on tap at the Unicorn.   Better hop on over there.

 

 

Quick, everyone dump their puns on Catattack!

 

Goddamn it @alder, stop being funnier than me!  :tongue:

 

So that's what it is! 



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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:51 PM

Do you ever think, "I'm logging out now," and it's an hour later and you're still here?


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Posted 15 March 2017 - 03:54 PM

I think this is one of the least harmful addictions I have....................caffeine is probably the worst, maybe white sugar.................I don't know.............sigh

 

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 04:47 PM

You log out? ;)
I just nap and come back :) no need to log out

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#14 Sidestreet

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 04:14 AM

I bet you can get wasted on unicorn pee!

 

 

 

Someone needs to develop a THC time curve so actual impairment can be judged.   It's crazy that one can be charged for what they might have smoked last month.

 

This is definitely an issue.  In my state, the law recognizes the difference between having THC in your system (impaired) and metabolites (not-impaired).  Other than a blood-draw, I don't know what test they can use--other than an admission--to tell definitively whether someone smoked recently.  They don't need one, though, if they can prove that there was weed involved and your driving was visibly impaired.  For example, if they found a pipe in your car, you had bloodshot eyes, and you were swerving, it would probably be enough to convict for visibly impaired driving even without a chemical test.


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 06:29 PM

Someone needs to develop a THC time curve so actual impairment can be judged.   It's crazy that one can be charged for what they might have smoked last month.

 

 

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 05:49 PM

Someone needs to develop a THC time curve so actual impairment can be judged.   It's crazy that one can be charged for what they might have smoked last month.

 

Being an inveterate cannabis user, I was sober once and tried to drive and quickly realized I shouldn't be on the road.  Took a toke and things felt safe again.

 

Just kidding.



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Posted 19 March 2017 - 08:43 PM

Because of pot causing me huge blood sugar crashes, I had to quit it in the second half of my twenties.   But before then, people who rode in my car pretty much all said they preferred my driving when I was stoned over sober.  I would rather drive with stoned people on the road than with stupid people and their smart phones.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:27 AM

I should add here that for me, there could not be a much more deadly combination than THC and alcohol.  I had to learn that by experience.  It nearly got me and a friend killed.  When I was drunk, I was just drunk.  When I smoked pot when drunk, I became incredibly stupid, and lost all touch with what was going on. 

 

 

"Drinking beer and smoking dope together is like pissing into the wind"

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Posted 28 March 2017 - 10:16 AM

What about mushrooms ?

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Posted 28 March 2017 - 11:39 AM

it took me 77 days to piss clean, and i'm not overweight. 


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