do your friends and family think you just sprout mushrooms out your ears like mine seem to? i havent grown a mushroom in probably almost 10 years but i still get asked about them.
i was at a funeral awhile back with a friend and a group of us were smoking a joint in the parking lot when the subject turned to mushrooms so my friend turned and looked at me..
"what the hell are you looking at me for?"
"youre the only one i know who can get mushrooms."
was like seriously dude?! just let everyone here know this!
then i havent spoken to my cousin in over a year and one of the first things she asked me is if i had any...about 5 years ago i gave her her first dose of mushrooms and then acid but not at the same time of course... lol.. she had a good trip on the shrooms but not the acid so now she wont do acid again.. i knew not to take a hit with her but she didnt want to do it without me.
so yeah im afraid im forever gonna be labeled as a "wizard" as my husband put it. gonna be 80 years old in a nursing home and my family will only visit me to see if i have any mushrooms... lol