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A small Minnesota town is about to get the nation’s first public Satanic Temple monument (sorta)


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#21 Alder Logs

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 10:19 AM

I like dog-free spaces, and I and my neighbors try our best to to maintain one as a wildlife sanctuary, as a considerable high percentage of domestic dogs are not compatible with such a space.   That, and finding a pile of dog shit on the putting green the other day...  Anyway, it's time for the does to be fawning and my militancy increases.   I truly dislike dealing with many dog owners about how their particular dog should be allowed.   They are the reason for my zero tolerance.  I don't like doing dog politics, and have to apologize for when I was a dog owner and was much the same self-centered idiot as they.   If we allow one dog, we might as well open an office of dog approval and keep files on each, with mug shots on the wall of the dogs that surprised their owners by being dogs while here.



#22 CatsAndBats

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 10:48 AM

 Anyway, it's time for the does to be fawning and my militancy increases.  

 

Well then why don't you marry them?



#23 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 07:29 PM

Yup. High powered pellet gun is your friend.

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 07:49 PM

Yup. High powered pellet gun is your friend.

 

 

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#25 Arathu

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 07:53 PM

The neighbors dogs fucking bark continuously (they are doing it right now)......they are lonely and fucking paranoid "rescues".......

 

I'm not sure what defines being "rescued" from the pound........but I've sworn off senseless killing.......... :biggrin:

 

I can't do anything in my yard without a continuous stream of barking...............so I bark back....and swear in German........

 

I call them asshole one and asshole two...............and the owner.....just asshole...............

 

In any case the drag pipes on my Shovel make short work of drowning out everything........it's fucking peaceful bliss......

 

On a side note...if one ignores the dog(s) it/they get the hint and eventually shut the fuck up.............my guitars and amplifiers also work well....hope you all like the Blues.....

 

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Did I mention I want to move to the mountains at some point? Hahahahahahaha..................

 

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#26 CatsAndBats

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 08:15 PM

I love dogs, dog owners, not so much.


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#27 jkdeth

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 08:16 PM

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#28 CatsAndBats

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 08:20 PM

 

Finally, back to Satan!


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#29 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 08:28 PM

I don't shoot to kill the dog, cat! Just to warm their ass a bit as a reminder to "go elsewhere"

#30 Arathu

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 08:37 PM

I love dogs, dog owners, not so much.

Exactly.......I believe it is the human(s) that are the problem.......the dogs would be fine if not tortured from the outset............

 

Which is why I am tolerant beyond the call of duty................. :biggrin:

 

But I do bark back at them...sometimes I howl so loud that the rest of the neighborhood dogs and even the wild coyote's flip out.............

 

OK hail the Dark Lord!

 

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Edited by Arathu, 09 May 2017 - 08:39 PM.


#31 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 09:00 PM

Looking for Arathu? Just ask anyone where the crazy howling biker who gardens, lives.

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#32 Arathu

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:37 AM

Looking for Arathu? Just ask anyone where the crazy howling biker who gardens, lives.

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Yes indeed.............that is not far fetched at all..................... :biggrin: Quite accurate actually many times from the saddle of my scooter while blasting down the roadways.....

 

Keeps the riff raff away for sure...............and attracts the proper folk...............

 

And the JW's with their watchtower literature were appalled at my evocations to Odhinn and Loki at the same time..... (they have not returned since)

 

Not to mention an offer of the drinking horn full of Buckwheat and Maple Magic Mead.................I call it AMM..........

 

You're not sending me into the Middle East for a dose of FREEDOM and not paying the price for years to come...y'alls tax dollars hard at work..........hahahahahahaha

 

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Edited by Arathu, 11 May 2017 - 09:39 AM.

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#33 CatsAndBats

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:41 AM

I found one of arathu's ladies:

 

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Enter now for a chance to win an Arathu figurine:

 

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#34 Arathu

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:54 AM

Bawhahahahahahahaha.................................Awhoooooooooooooooooooo! Yip, yip, yip........AAAAAAwhooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................

 

Freaks the neighbors out.............big time!

 

Nice ferns.............hehe

 

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#35 Arathu

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:59 AM

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My drinking horn..............

 

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Edited by Arathu, 11 May 2017 - 09:59 AM.

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