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#21 fungi2bwith

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Posted 14 July 2017 - 02:21 PM

you have their addresses.....sign em up for all kinds of junk mail.....I mean flood that shit.....when I had shitty neighbors, one would start his loud ass jeep right by my bedroom window in the early morning and just sit there and rev it.....I shot his windows out....no one saw, so no proof it was me.....The other shitty neighbors I had, I considered collecting a bunch of venomous animals, i.e. black widows, scorpions, and rattlesnakes, and putting them in their yards and mail boxes....I did this to a bully at school, put a bark scorpion in his sleeping bag, he ended up at the hospital and was much more humble when he got back to campus.....

 

The guy that has a garden, I would water it with some antifreeze or preen.....


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 12:29 PM

Welcome to America!

Actually Thunder, Oneeye is one of our international members...
Hisdad flying a Lancaster bomber and the use of the words wanker and cunt kind of gave it away. Some people use the word cunt here in the States but it's a lot more common in the UK.
I've had crappy neighbors too. And like you I bought the house and wasn't renting. The neighbors around me all rent. I just had to wait it out until the dicks moved. And they always move.
Take the high road. Do nothing that they can film or record to use against you. I would even go out of my way to be extra polite and perhaps offer them a Scientology or Watchtower pamphlet and offer to tell them about the good news of Jesus or the coming of Xenu, depending on my mood.
But seriously, play it straight and do the right thing. If they keep calling without any proof the cops will eventually get sick of them and understand it's not you. But you all must be on your best behavior at all times.

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Posted 15 July 2017 - 12:38 PM

A bit off-topic but the English do have a way with euphemisms........

 

Wanker, cunt, sod-off, sodding (this and that), tosser, ........cheeky monkeys ........now that's variety. 

All we seem to have here is the f-word anymore.  LOL 


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Posted 15 July 2017 - 12:51 PM

One-eye, I'm sorry if I seemed calloused earlier, some neighbors are from hell, I know.
I live in a desert region where swamp (evaporative) coolers are common. My friend pissed me off one time, so I took a wire coat hanger, cut it down and hung a $10 steak inside his cooler. 3 weeks later he could not stand to be in his house! One winter, when the snow was down, we (other friends) got drunk and, as a prank, took lawn fertilizer and wrote, "I'm GAY!!!" on his front lawn, it didnt show up until spring and lasted thru the summer, just a big burnt patch of grass declaring to the world, I dont think he got laid that WHOLE year!

Cracking raw eggs on AC fins is good, when they're away, call the Electric Company and suspend their service, sign them up for Jehovah Witnesses, HerbaLife, post a personal ad for swingers. . .
This stuff is what we do to FRIENDS! The other is even nastier.

Oh yeah, list their house for sale REALLY CHEAP

Or, list an ad, under a their name of course, paid in CASH (NO RECORD);

House sitter wanted!
Extended stay!
Room and board free, WiFi, satellite TV, auto included.
$500 weekly stipend

Apply in person at 1919 whatever street #19 wherever, UK
Ask for Mr./ Mrs 'X'

PETS WELCOMED!!!
Occupation IMMEDIATE!

Yes, of course. ALWAYS take the High Road! *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

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Posted 15 July 2017 - 01:03 PM

A bit off-topic but the English do have a way with euphemisms........

Wanker, cunt, sod-off, sodding (this and that), tosser, ........cheeky monkeys ........now that's variety.
All we seem to have here is the f-word anymore. LOL

Yes, it is quite nice. Had an English girl ask me when I wanted her to "knock" me up. My reply was, I dont think you can but Im willing to try! She was referring to waking me up.
And the f-bomb is a universal, all purpose word. What other word in the English/ American lexicon can you build an ENTIRE sentence out of?!?! As in, "Fuq you, you fuqqing fuq!!!"
Verb, noun, adjective, pronoun. . .

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Posted 15 July 2017 - 10:37 PM

 

I understand the frustration and anger these people have caused you and your family. Do you truly believe revenge is the right thing to do? Wouldn't that just put you in the same playing field of these people you despise? If they are truly as bad as they say,their time will come without you having to do a thing. IMO getting away from them is probably a good idea. But think of the message your kids and wife will see, how much a better person you are. By not acting out revenge, but doing the right thing. You're wife and kids will see that dad is much more awesome person in the long run. Think of how good you will feel when this all behind you, that you made a choice not to act like these people? But then again who am I to say I am any better? You want to know what I would do? I would make them all fruit cakes and personally deliver them to each neighbor and thank them for keeping a look out for you and you family, then sit back and watch them all re-gift the fruit cakes to one another. Now that's a revenge that I could live with without doing one single unkind act.

 

Have to agree with CoorsMikey on this one.  The best revenge is living well.  It is you and your children's happyness that offends them so deeply,  Your "revenge" is what they want, because it justifies their misery and gives them license to lie and exaggerate your families imagined faults.  Deny them that satisfaction.  Kill them with kindness.

 

Sell to a nice rich, but devout turban wearing Muslim family with four children and a large extended family.   Make a nice profit on the sale and take your deserving family on a trip to enjoy some happy people in a pretty place.

 

Wishing you and your tribe the best amigo.

 

Please don't do that to a nice family!


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Posted 16 July 2017 - 08:14 AM

Or 1eye could buy up the neighbors properties using a tried and true real estate tactic.
Rent the house out to the worst undesirables you can find. Watch neighboring property values plummet as neighbors flee like rats leaving a sinking ship. Buy up more neighboring properties and do the same thing. Continue doing this with bigger and more expensive properties until you have enough wealth and power to run for POTUS
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Posted 16 July 2017 - 10:52 AM

I agree but they need to feel pain
We have done nothing to these people infact we ve been model neighbours

Anyways the main old cunt who has been particularly nasty and evil and is making my families life painful has been mysteriously reported to department of motor vehicle license agency by a concerned citizen
The concerned citizen received a reply

This is a system generated acknowledgement - Do not reply to this email.

Dear Mr Concerned citizen

Thank you for telling us of your concerns about a person’s fitness to drive.

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Due to the sensitive nature of our enquiries we are unable to advise you of any decision we may make about their driving licence, however, please be assured that the DVLA take road safety seriously and that we will take all the necessary actions.

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 11:23 AM

And another old cunt who calls my kids immigrants and is the mother of the twat who drove at high speed towards my family luckily wife was there whilst on the pavement (sidewalk)well i got her good style

We have different colour bins fir waste and if you want the green one fir garden waste you have to pay £24 a year
She obviously didnt pay and whilst out walking the dog i observed and filmed her dumping garden waste OH THE JOY

Video sent to environmental services at local council who believe me do not like this kind of thing

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 03:30 PM

Kill them with kindness /
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Posted 17 July 2017 - 10:27 AM

Kill them with kindness /


Would be the way if they weren't ruining my kids childhoods which is short and precious
Kindness can fuck right off with these cunts
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 10:07 PM

Shit Oneeye, get the kids to help! Learn 'em young!

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Posted 20 July 2017 - 06:00 AM

Shit Oneeye, get the kids to help! Learn 'em young!



Ttrying to pretend to them all is well

Stealth and being a cunt is the key to this operation
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Posted 20 July 2017 - 09:56 AM

I seen a post by a member named one eye about trouble with neighbors and frustration over what to do.

I am new so i cant comment directly on post so i hope this s seen and hopefully help.

 

few years ago i moved to a new community that was conservative and old. I worked long shifts as a paramedic so was home like two days, gone three and so on.   Anyway, i was also a single mom of four kids which caused some trouble with some of the neighbors. They called the police constantly.... saying like i was leaving my children at home alone on the days i work, which was complete bullsh*t... also that i let my children to streak the neighborhood, a toy left on property line was called for trespass etc etc.....

Last straw was when neighbor called because my 5 year old picked a yellow flower off her hedge and gave it to me... again police at the door for trespass and stolen property. By then i had enough of it.... i told the police when they asked to enter my home to discuss complaint 'NO" and that i would no longer co-operate with this insanity. Then said to officer unless he was going to give my 5 year old a ticket for giving his mom a flower then to step OFF.   Officer claimed that when a call was placed they "had" to answer. Well, that is bs too.

 

When officer left (he was local cop) I called 911 to request a sheriff deputy (county) to "report the bitches in this town for using the police department to harass me and my children". (yes, just like that).   They did send a deputy out, and i explained it all. 

They had a meeting later on with the town cops and the solution they came to was that, unless urgent (not complaint orientated) that they would no longer respond to complaints, and then it would be by sheriff department only.

 

That was the last time i had a call against us. 

A person cannot use law enforcement to harass.  So go over the responding department heads and make a counter report.

 

 Also, tell your neighbors they have the stupidest lawn you ever seen in your life and it is doing them a favor you even considered buying a home next to it as they bring your property value down. 

Just sayin. 

 

Hope this helps if you see this and take care <3 i been there

 

Cami rae

 


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Posted 20 July 2017 - 02:19 PM

So if anyone was wondering what happened to this thread.........

I was trying to fix things

 

LOL

 

I've restored it the best I can. 

Carry on.


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Posted 21 July 2017 - 06:00 AM

I seen a post by a member named one eye about trouble with neighbors and frustration over what to do.
I am new so i cant comment directly on post so i hope this s seen and hopefully help.

few years ago i moved to a new community that was conservative and old. I worked long shifts as a paramedic so was home like two days, gone three and so on. Anyway, i was also a single mom of four kids which caused some trouble with some of the neighbors. They called the police constantly.... saying like i was leaving my children at home alone on the days i work, which was complete bullsh*t... also that i let my children to streak the neighborhood, a toy left on property line was called for trespass etc etc.....
Last straw was when neighbor called because my 5 year old picked a yellow flower off her hedge and gave it to me... again police at the door for trespass and stolen property. By then i had enough of it.... i told the police when they asked to enter my home to discuss complaint 'NO" and that i would no longer co-operate with this insanity. Then said to officer unless he was going to give my 5 year old a ticket for giving his mom a flower then to step OFF. Officer claimed that when a call was placed they "had" to answer. Well, that is bs too.

When officer left (he was local cop) I called 911 to request a sheriff deputy (county) to "report the bitches in this town for using the police department to harass me and my children". (yes, just like that). They did send a deputy out, and i explained it all.
They had a meeting later on with the town cops and the solution they came to was that, unless urgent (not complaint orientated) that they would no longer respond to complaints, and then it would be by sheriff department only.

That was the last time i had a call against us.
A person cannot use law enforcement to harass. So go over the responding department heads and make a counter report.

Also, tell your neighbors they have the stupidest lawn you ever seen in your life and it is doing them a favor you even considered buying a home next to it as they bring your property value down.
Just sayin.

Hope this helps if you see this and take care <3 i been there

Cami rae



Thank you for your reply
Unfortunately here in the uk we only have one police dept
But you gave me a very goid reason there to go in to police station and make a complaint that they are being used as an intimidating tool by the neighbours and it has to stop

Theyre sending a neighbourhood police person out to see me
It's school summer holidays now and i cant have this shit going on

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 02:46 AM

Well that was pointless
Like talking to a dead tree

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 08:56 AM

I'm not surprised.  Besides being surly in general, most cops don't like dealing with that kind of shit.  It bores and annoys them. 

 

Even so, I think I remember that your neighbors were calling the police a lot, or filing reports.  When they do that, it might still be a good idea to go file a report with your side of the story (and alleging that they're using the police to harass you) so that there's a running record, even if the bulls act like you're a total shlub while you're doing it (and they will).

 

Also, I don't know if you have PPOs or restraining orders in the UK, but in my experience, they favor the person who files them even if there is bad behavior on both sides.  Now, that's an escalation and I would consider that move carefully, but if you think they might file one, you probably want to get the drop on them.  Be prepared for a string of awful court dates.


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Posted 23 July 2017 - 09:37 AM

My psychopath neighbor filed for restraint against me with a pack of lies.  I took the two weeks before the hearing to itemize and write up each, which the district court judge refused to read, opting instead for mutual restraint.  I later learned that he had been her lawyer and should have had to recuse.  So, I was restrained for no reason, save the lies, while she has since assaulted me with a deadly weapon (no charges were brought by LEO), and has done various trespasses and acts of sabotage.   She's been a little less active and aggressive since her diagnosis of stomach cancer, but since she's in remission, some of the nastiness has resurfaced.  Fifteen years of fun.


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Posted 23 July 2017 - 09:44 AM

 

Fifteen years of fun.

 

 

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