Since so much of the internet is based around writing headlines to grab your attention, I thought I'd start a thread for posting some that stand out. Of course, a thread like this could get out of hand (or find no interest whatsoever, I suppose) so try to remember that there are a lot of pretty good attention grabbing headlines but the aim is to stick to the most ridiculous. It could morph over time but my intention would be to have it be from at least a fairly reputable source. No websites like Outbrain devoted to just clickbait. I'm up in the air on whether to use aggregator sites, though places like Drudge rewrite some hilarious headlines.
Post the headline and then the link to the story.
Maybe it won't go anywhere but I'll start it. i kind of hate to hesitate to use this story because these fucking cops were too useless to wound this guy brandishing his four inch knife - of course, they had to kill him. Please, don't fucking call the police if a situation needs deescalation. They're not trained to do anything but ramp violence up. At any rate, here's the first one:
Knife-Wielding, Snake-Dancing Man Shot By Police In Planet Fitness Parking Lot