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#41 CatsAndBats

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Posted 06 October 2018 - 08:39 AM

Too many cold beers

 

IPAs kicked this cats ass

 

Head is all hurty


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#42 PJammer24

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Posted 06 October 2018 - 12:08 PM

Leaves fall from lovely

Tree so tall with slender awe

Autumn has now come


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#43 Soliver

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Posted 06 October 2018 - 10:08 PM

Leaves and gravity

Conspire to eat my time

Suck it : Leaf blower


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Posted 07 October 2018 - 03:26 PM

I once had a Haiku published, two actually...

 

I think I was 11 at the time...


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#45 Soliver

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Posted 07 October 2018 - 06:48 PM

Little dancing leaves

Do not flee from me

Because I want to rake you.

 

 

4th grade magazine, bitches!  Saw that motherfucker in purp-blue mimeograph for all the 4th grade to see ... actually, the 5th grade too,  as we had combined classes seeing as how there weren't enough kids to warrant two teachers...

 

Kanye is gonna cover my haiku when his next album drops - you saw it here first.

 

:)

 

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#46 WanderingWildcrafter

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Posted 01 July 2019 - 06:54 PM

Wild reishi mushrooms
Powerful medicinals
Thank you, hemlock stump

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#47 CatsAndBats

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Posted 01 July 2019 - 10:02 PM

Soliver is great

Alder better watch out now

brains are in danger


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#48 Alder Logs

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Posted 01 July 2019 - 11:19 PM

I will be so tough

he can't cut up my gravy

need more syllables
 


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Posted 02 July 2019 - 11:47 AM

Chicken of the woods
Growing on a log of oak
A vivid orange

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Posted 02 July 2019 - 11:56 AM

the mushrooms we love

 

but not when they are a cloud

 

destroying angel


Edited by Alder Logs, 02 July 2019 - 12:00 PM.

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#51 PJammer24

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Posted 02 July 2019 - 12:31 PM

Ode to my nonexistent girlfriend...

 

Roses are red, see

White tulips are tulipy

The blooms are for the

 

I have reached a point in my life where if I don't date multiple women, I get multiple headaches...



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Posted 02 July 2019 - 01:59 PM

FISH

 

Wake up summertime

 

A fresh, slippery fish swims

 

before the coffee



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Posted 02 July 2019 - 02:03 PM

FISH

 

Wake up summertime

 

A fresh, slippery fish swims

 

before the coffee

 

 

LIAR!! Nobody, not even fish swim prior to having their morning coffee!! I call shenanigans!!


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#54 Juthro

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Posted 02 July 2019 - 02:55 PM

 

FISH

 

Wake up summertime

 

A fresh, slippery fish swims

 

before the coffee

 

 

LIAR!! Nobody, not even fish swim prior to having their morning coffee!! I call shenanigans!!

 

You misunderstand.  The damn fish swam by while I was having my morning coffee, lol.


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Posted 02 July 2019 - 03:16 PM

 

 

FISH

 

Wake up summertime

 

A fresh, slippery fish swims

 

before the coffee

 

 

LIAR!! Nobody, not even fish swim prior to having their morning coffee!! I call shenanigans!!

 

You misunderstand.  The damn fish swam by while I was having my morning coffee, lol.

 

 

makes much more sense to me now... But now I wonder how you even noted said fish pre-coffee.... Still a little suspect!! :tinfoil:


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#56 BleauByU

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Posted 08 August 2019 - 10:59 AM

Tragedy, A Haiku 

 

The Media's Screed 

As Families Mourn Their Loss 

Gun's Can't Love or Hate 


Edited by BleauByU, 08 August 2019 - 10:59 AM.

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#57 BleauByU

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Posted 08 August 2019 - 11:01 AM

Discourse, A Haiku 

 

When You Disagree 

Simply Revert to Race 

Divided We Fall 


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#58 PJammer24

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Posted 08 August 2019 - 01:48 PM

Yo Mama be blue

So sad to need a rescue

Don't get lost sista






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