Man - turn my back for a day and this thread goes from gun violence to shovel mayhem to Indian narcotic deserts . . .
While I've enjoyed throwing some knives and hatches and stuff, I expect the day I'm caught outside throwing razor sharp shovels at 2 liters of generic soda, watermelons, pig heads, and anatomically correct jello molds (WTF?) .... I'll be single again.
If we control shovels, only criminals will have shovels. You're all part of the problem.
And give the southeast Asians drugs, for fucks sake!
Or at least a Glock with a 50 round stick magazine. Don't wanna be the kid on the block bringing a shovel to a Bornean Narcotic Gun Fight, right?
Watermelon season has passed, but pumpkins are cheap around here.
Once Alder hikes over the ridge to the general store for a sack of pemmican and corn meal, I'm gonna practice my shovel skillz while shooting up some of these Indian narcotics, yo!