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#141 flashingrooster

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Posted 16 February 2020 - 11:38 PM

I never had a job milking when there were still dairy farms here, as it looked like a damp and miserable job, but thinking about sex-bots has just got me wondering about milking machines. 

 

I can't wait to see you on shark tank giving your pitch

 

"So I had this idea, milkers!"


Edited by flashingrooster, 16 February 2020 - 11:39 PM.


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Posted 17 February 2020 - 12:27 AM

To tell the truth, I can't imagine it would do anything but hurt.   I would be like the government and test it on poor people or prisoners first.


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Posted 17 February 2020 - 10:30 AM

I think as a general rule we can assume "some guy has tried to put his dick in it" is a been there done that situation. We just need to find the guy who tried it


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Posted 17 February 2020 - 12:56 PM

I think as a general rule we can assume "some guy has tried to put his dick in it" is a been there done that situation. We just need to find the guy who tried it

 

It might be prudent to adapt the #1 rule for practicing magick to that subject, so "Do not call up any that you cannot put down" (a good rule for life in general) becomes "Do not stick it into anything that you cannot pull it out of!" That said, the apparent need for such a reminder is kind of baffling to me considering the risks involved, though maybe I'm just a lot more risk-averse about certain things than other people. And I don't judge; I wish all such masturbation pioneers the best of luck on their journeys (they're probably going to need it, unfortunately), and that any trips to the ER that result from regrettable experiments aren't too humiliating nor require any surgery.


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Posted 17 February 2020 - 01:58 PM

Yes. Remember, the actor that played Cain from the old Kung Fu television series actually died in a masturbation accident.

 

A friend of mine built her own electro-stimulation rig from parts from a TV.

She insists it has never stopped her heart. I still wont try it :wink:



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Posted 17 February 2020 - 04:05 PM

Yes. Remember, the actor that played Cain from the old Kung Fu television series actually died in a masturbation accident.

 

A friend of mine built her own electro-stimulation rig from parts from a TV.

She insists it has never stopped her heart. I still wont try it :wink:

 

And I thought I was a "tv casualty." She might have me beat by a mile if anything ever goes wrong since I only watched too much of it as a kid.

 

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Posted 17 February 2020 - 05:15 PM

I think as a general rule we can assume "some guy has tried to put his dick in it" is a been there done that situation. We just need to find the guy who tried it


Having been in close proximity to a milking machine and yes, having side eyed it with a view to romance, the sadly prosaic reality is that you would have to have a tiny penis to get it in that thing. On top of that the action is not one that suggests pleasure, but rather pain and injury.
So, now you know!


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Posted 17 February 2020 - 06:12 PM

I think as a general rule we can assume "some guy has tried to put his dick in it" is a been there done that situation. We just need to find the guy who tried it

 

When you find him, don't forget to remind him to be gentle.

 

 

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Posted 17 February 2020 - 07:43 PM

 

I think as a general rule we can assume "some guy has tried to put his dick in it" is a been there done that situation. We just need to find the guy who tried it


Having been in close proximity to a milking machine and yes, having side eyed it with a view to romance, the sadly prosaic reality is that you would have to have a tiny penis to get it in that thing. On top of that the action is not one that suggests pleasure, but rather pain and injury.
So, now you know!

 

 

Doesn't sound like anything that would stop a dedicated pioneer

 

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This one does four dicks 


Edited by flashingrooster, 17 February 2020 - 07:43 PM.

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Posted 17 February 2020 - 10:02 PM

As we said in the navy, "suck me silly with a handy billy!"

 

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Posted 18 February 2020 - 03:31 AM

I think as a general rule we can assume "some guy has tried to put his dick in it" is a been there done that situation. We just need to find the guy who tried it

Having been in close proximity to a milking machine and yes, having side eyed it with a view to romance, the sadly prosaic reality is that you would have to have a tiny penis to get it in that thing. On top of that the action is not one that suggests pleasure, but rather pain and injury.
So, now you know!
 
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This one does four dicks

How much?
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Posted 18 February 2020 - 10:07 AM

How much?

 

Amazing what you learn searching topic discussion comments....

There actually are such things for human males.

The new 2020 models are equipped with AI, or so I understand....

 

https://convoswithco...ilking-machine/


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Posted 18 February 2020 - 10:17 AM

Strange things I got my kicks from aaaannnd Go!

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Posted 18 February 2020 - 02:48 PM

How much?

Amazing what you learn searching topic discussion comments....
There actually are such things for human males.
The new 2020 models are equipped with AI, or so I understand....

https://convoswithco...ilking-machine/
“ A new version from the good old manufacturers: a model that uses the principles of AI when selecting a blowjob option.

Scientists watched 109 hours of video to understand exactly how a grabber should hug your penis, placed in a sleeve with an internal surface imitating a female vagina”

Wow, blowjobs from female vaginas sounds great, but... grabbers?

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Posted 18 February 2020 - 04:12 PM

 

Wow, blowjobs from female vaginas sounds great, but... grabbers?

 

 

In duckduckgo, enter: "Jill's world"+"ripple gripping"

 

The "grabber" is probably trying to simulate ripple-gripping.

 

There is a tutorial, but it basically involves developing certain muscles and the ability to control them a certain way using advanced variations of Kegel exercises. Apparently regular sex is to masturbation what ripple-gripping is to sex. Jill is a ballet dancer who trains and manages high-end escorts for the very rich and caters to some real freaky shit. She even casually details a few incidents where she had to help remove and discard the bodies of a few escorts (who die occasionally performing the extreme stuff) since some of the kinks involve underwater edge-play bondage with SCUBA gear and of course sometimes "shit happens."

 

Incidentally, that blog is the single most disturbing website I've yet found, ever. And that is really saying something. It details things (in text, not graphic imagery) that I did not know existed from an insider perspective that seems utterly bogus if not for the volume of material involved and how uncannily consistent it is. Most of it is pointless fluff and garbage, but some posts are truly mind-blowing and not in a sexy way, more like a "holy shit how have you and most of those around you not been arrested yet?" way. Then I remember who she caters to.


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Posted 18 February 2020 - 04:49 PM

 

How much?

 

Amazing what you learn searching topic discussion comments....

There actually are such things for human males.

The new 2020 models are equipped with AI, or so I understand....

 

https://convoswithco...ilking-machine/

 

 

haha, I knew it!  Looks like they are light years ahead on dong milking technology

 

thanks for clearing that up sky



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Posted 18 February 2020 - 04:56 PM

 

 

How much?

Amazing what you learn searching topic discussion comments....
There actually are such things for human males.
The new 2020 models are equipped with AI, or so I understand....

https://convoswithco...ilking-machine/
“ A new version from the good old manufacturers: a model that uses the principles of AI when selecting a blowjob option.

Scientists watched 109 hours of video to understand exactly how a grabber should hug your penis, placed in a sleeve with an internal surface imitating a female vagina”

Wow, blowjobs from female vaginas sounds great, but... grabbers?

 

 

I would bet that 109 hours of watching porn was hardly an effort. Ninety percent of the development team started with that task all ready taken care of



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Posted 18 February 2020 - 07:12 PM

How much?

Amazing what you learn searching topic discussion comments....
There actually are such things for human males.
The new 2020 models are equipped with AI, or so I understand....https://convoswithco...ilking-machine/
“ A new version from the good old manufacturers: a model that uses the principles of AI when selecting a blowjob option.
Scientists watched 109 hours of video to understand exactly how a grabber should hug your penis, placed in a sleeve with an internal surface imitating a female vagina”
Wow, blowjobs from female vaginas sounds great, but... grabbers?
 
I would bet that 109 hours of watching porn was hardly an effort. Ninety percent of the development team started with that task all ready taken care of

108 hour amateurs gtfo!
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Posted 18 February 2020 - 07:14 PM

 
In duckduckgo, enter: "Jill's world"+"ripple gripping"
 


nyet, spasiba.
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