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#1 Baphom3t

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 02:17 PM

What actually causes a fart to turn into a shart?


Edited by Baphom3t, 06 January 2019 - 02:18 PM.

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 02:49 PM

Sphincter mismanagement?
 


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Posted 06 January 2019 - 04:44 PM

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#4 coorsmikey

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 05:45 PM

Well, you see It was never actually a fart. It was shart all along and your mind tricked you into thinking it was a fart. The mind likes to pull this prankery around beautiful attractive women or in large groups. 


Edited by coorsmikey, 06 January 2019 - 05:46 PM.

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#5 Alder Logs

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Posted 06 January 2019 - 08:37 PM

Shart happens.


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Posted 06 January 2019 - 10:45 PM

dang...and here i thought...."OH!  I need a friend too...."

 

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Edited by PsyBearknot, 06 January 2019 - 10:50 PM.

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#7 Baphom3t

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 03:08 AM

the whole diagram got me fucked....I'll be sure to pass this on, on "how it works"
good one PsyBear.
But I may have the real answer.


Edited by Baphom3t, 07 January 2019 - 03:10 AM.


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Posted 07 January 2019 - 09:24 AM

Kinda like when you shake a Pepsi up and foam comes out vs not shaking and getting gas only. Same principle applies to a shart. I would suggest everyone not move for 60secs prior to farting and tap the side of your anus to settle things down. Then let the fart out slowly. Like a gasp except the other way. Gasp by gasp. Like a gentleman. But if you end up still sharting , quickly wipe it on the person in front of you and accuse them of shotgun blasting you. Then slowly crawl away.

Edited by HooKworm, 07 January 2019 - 09:27 AM.

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 09:39 AM

The 'banana added for size' got me laughing for a while!


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#10 Baphom3t

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Posted 07 January 2019 - 01:49 PM

I've come to realize that a fart becomes a shart when it happens, Life.....it's just a bunch of fuckery I tell ya.


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#11 Alder Logs

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Posted 08 January 2019 - 01:40 PM

I think it does nothing of benefit to link these types of happenings with self image.   

 

An old friend of mine used to say, "farts are proof that God has a sense of humor."   Do sharts prove that God can have a mean streak, or is just capable of dark humor?  Best not to take anything personally and just keep moving on, eh.    Thankfully there are wash day miracles.    I know, I saw it on daytime teevee in the '50s.



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Posted 08 January 2019 - 03:20 PM

Alder, for safety's sake, and especially at yout advanced age, you should just never assume it's a fart   ;)


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Posted 08 January 2019 - 03:55 PM

More so than ever, now that I eat fruit and nuts for breakfast.   It's not so bad to be a tight ass. 


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 05:28 PM

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#15 RutgerHauer

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:43 AM

A bad diet.






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