I suppose this was only a matter of time:
Ideal for box set binges, the "second generation smart-bed" designed by Italian architect Fabio Vinella and furniture brand Hi-Interiors comes with an HD projector and 70-inch theater screen, built-in sound system and invisible speakers.
The bed also has dimmable lighting, an adjustable base, motorized blackout curtains, voice control and a built-in wifi connection -- features, the designers say, that interact to ensure a user gets a better rest.
The bed's "personalized concierge service" starts when you wake up -- including a smart clock, weather updates and traffic information.For the health conscious, the bed is also fitted with biometric monitors that can track a user's weight.
I imagine that most users would prefer to turn off the weight tracking feature as their weight graph would probably look like this, where zero is the day they bought this thing:
But anyway, the first line of the article is rather telling:
For fans of Netflix and chill, the perfect bed is coming your way.
Everyone knows what "Netflix and chill" means, and it ain't chillin' out and watching Netflix, lol. So this thing should probably be called the Pornopticon, lol.
And it's only $13,800 before taxes and delivery! [Note: $5 million penthouse apartment not included]
Filed under: Signs of the End Times and why we deserve them