Surgical masks are used in the operation theatre to help spread bacteria and viruses from the surgeon to the patient, not the other way around.
I think you got that part mixed up :)
Damn. I was all set for SXSW this year & it was fucking cancelled for this CV madness.
Had the DOPEST hotel room - fucking straight glass walls and everything - in a corner room so I could see the lake and downtown from different walls ... dammit.
I was stoked AF.
I'd conned this corporate fella into the whole shebang - a once inna lifetime sort of thing. All fucked to hell for the goddamn coronavirus. FUCK! Getting that asshole to book (and - more importantly - PAY for) this trip may have been the single greatest sale of my GODDAMN LIFE!
Now I'm never gonna see Austin :( I could never afford the trip, airfare, sweet glass-walled room, SXSW super-pass ... dammit.
All I wanted to do was travel to Austin TX, eat a bunch of mushrooms, hamstring a few dozen social media influencers with a disposable box knife, then relax in my glass walled room and drink chilled vodka. I mean ... was that so wrong?
I guess we'll never know. The tickets are non-refundable. SXSW will honor 'em for a few years apparently, but without some asshole paying for airfare and hotel, it doesn't really matter, and the stuffed suit who signed off on the TPS reports is mouldering under a pile of dessicated transexuals in the basement.
I mean ... he told me I'd regret this ... they all say that ... but for once ... he was correct.
Dammit. I really screwed the pooch on this one. Alas.
I'd like a facemask with frolicking puppies on it.