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#1 pastyoureyes

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Posted 29 June 2020 - 08:51 PM

Complete the sentence with something humorous and/or factual.

You might be an amateur mycologist if...

You find yourself up to your elbows in horse excrement and giggling about it.

You know that 1cc=1ml.

You refer to reptile bedding as coir.

You now know the reason you learned ratios in school was to grow mushrooms.

You have memorized the ratio of the pf tek and your favorite bulk substrate.

You can't look at a storage tub without considering its potential as a fruiting chamber.
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Posted 29 June 2020 - 08:54 PM

You own a pressure cooker and actually use it.
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Posted 29 June 2020 - 09:44 PM

You take Tyvek envelopes from the post office and never ship any thing in them?


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Posted 29 June 2020 - 10:19 PM

You have dozens of jars and bags clanging around in your drawers.

 

You have a 50 lbs sack of oats in your apartment pantry.

 

You have a storage bin with two arm sized holes.


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#5 pastyoureyes

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Posted 29 June 2020 - 10:35 PM

The only time you use a stamp is to mail sporeprints.
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#6 pastyoureyes

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Posted 29 June 2020 - 10:39 PM

You bought a printer refill kit just for the syringe.
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Posted 29 June 2020 - 10:49 PM

You used lots of hand sanitizer before it was cool.
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Posted 30 June 2020 - 01:26 PM

When your kids ask," Daddy, what is growing in the tub downstairs?"


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Posted 30 June 2020 - 01:45 PM

You save all your pasta sauce and jelly jars.

You decide to have spaghetti for dinner just for the pasta sauce jar.

Your spouse or roommates get upset because all the Tupperware have holes in the lid with polyfil stuffed in them.
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Posted 30 June 2020 - 08:20 PM

All of the lids to your jars have holes in them.


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Posted 01 July 2020 - 11:30 AM

You only buy one 50 lb bag of oats at a time.

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Posted 02 July 2020 - 11:37 AM

whoops wrong thread, does this look contaminated?


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