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#1 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 05 November 2020 - 10:46 PM

This Hawaiian Mushroom Makes Women Orgasm Just By Smelling It

"I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news:

Scientists have discovered an orange mushroom in recent Hawaiian lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just from the odor it gives off. That's right, fellas. You can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place just by having her sniff this thing.

This orgasm triggered by fungus, or "fungasm," is due in part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Imagine walking into a sorority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms.


Take your time, I'll wait. Really let your mind paint that picture, and enjoy it while you can. Because here comes the bad news:

The orange mushroom smells orgasmic to women and literallycaused nearly half of the volunteers for the study to climax. Unfortunately, it smells like week old horse shit to men. In the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, the discoverers of the orange fungus, John C. Holliday and Noah Soule, concluded that all the male test subjects were repulsed by the fetid smell.

So if you're bad in bed and need a little bit of help, go find these mushrooms and hide a bunch of them under your bed. Then grab a clothes pin for yourself. Thank me later."

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Edited by Mrs.Hippie3, 05 November 2020 - 10:54 PM.

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#2 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 05 November 2020 - 10:52 PM

Anyone heard of these? And how can I get some? Lol.. apparently don't even have a name for them yet.. I can think of a few.. lol
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Posted 06 November 2020 - 03:20 AM

I've never heard of these but I do know one thing: if there was a tek to grow em there'd be a whole lotta people in the mushroom game.


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Posted 06 November 2020 - 07:25 AM

Good thing about most the men here, week old horse shit doesn't smell bad. We have been conditioned or are nose blind from cooking it in our homes. In fact the older the horse shit the better it smells. :biggrin:


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Posted 07 November 2020 - 05:55 PM

Man!  I gotta get some for Mrs. Shit!  :biggrin:


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Posted 11 November 2020 - 10:26 PM

Sorry to get you hot and bothered but that article is *ahem* rather impotent:

https://www.snopes.c...-orgasm-fungus/
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