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[Juthro]

I suppose you could contact the family and arrange something? You know like, the path he's on might actually kill him and that you would like to know the cemetery you plan on burying him so you could of course deliver flowers and fertilize the grave with some hpoo, Nah nevermind that would just be sick or gross too.

 

You know I worked as a sexton at a cemetery for years, and it grew an amazing crop of liberty caps every fall.   I never had the guts to test the mojo of those fruits.  I picked mine from the cow pastures, and left the ones in that garden of stones for the lawn mower.

[ChocolateStarfish]

 

I suppose you could contact the family and arrange something? You know like, the path he's on might actually kill him and that you would like to know the cemetery you plan on burying him so you could of course deliver flowers and fertilize the grave with some hpoo, Nah nevermind that would just be sick or gross too.

 

You know I worked as a sexton at a cemetery for years, and it grew an amazing crop of liberty caps every fall.   I never had the guts to test the mojo of those fruits.  I picked mine from the cow pastures, and left the ones in that garden of stones for the lawn mower.

 

Lol I would have eaten the liberty caps growing in the cemetery for sure, probably because I would eat any liberty cap if I ever found one, as I have never found or tried them because they don't grow in Texas:/ I hope to acquire a print and attempt to cultivate them one day soon though... Tbh I would think the libs growing in the cemetery would have more knowledge to bestow, maybe you'd even be able to see ghosts! I bet there is a hippy ghost wandering that cemetery that is growing those libs, and on second thought, he may not be too happy if he saw you picking them.

[Juthro]

It was never the people that I put below the ground that I was worried about offending, but it was more about those that are left behind to mourn them.

Edited by Juthro, 15 January 2021 - 07:10 PM.

[FLASHINGROOSTER]

 

I suppose you could contact the family and arrange something? You know like, the path he's on might actually kill him and that you would like to know the cemetery you plan on burying him so you could of course deliver flowers and fertilize the grave with some hpoo, Nah nevermind that would just be sick or gross too.

 

You know I worked as a sexton at a cemetery for years, and it grew an amazing crop of liberty caps every fall.   I never had the guts to test the mojo of those fruits.  I picked mine from the cow pastures, and left the ones in that garden of stones for the lawn mower.

 

 

Sexton Ha Ha

 

Fuck I am a child
 

[Salem]

I'm picturing a man walking around with little mushrooms growing out his ears now

Edited by Salem, 18 January 2021 - 04:45 AM.

[FLASHINGROOSTER]

I'm picturing a man walking around with little mushrooms growing out his ears now

That's how I found the article, my friend sent me the link in a text saying he could picture me with a mushroom growing out of my ear. Picking off pieces for a micro dose

 

Man this story sure spread like wildfire