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#21 pharmer

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Posted 30 August 2021 - 07:56 PM

sorry, slight deviation from the OP

 

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this video was edited. an earlier, longer video shows the DEA genius picking up another gun and a kid in the room screams out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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#22 FLASHINGROOSTER

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Posted 31 August 2021 - 06:23 PM

Man these type of people crack me up

 

When those little boys never really grow out of playing cops and robbers hey. Pew pew pew

 

That dojo guy is literally trying to do all the stupid bullshit you see in movies. That part where he rides on the motorcycle firing the AR at close range was hilarious. Turns out shooting a rifle one handed is actually not very effective! Who would have guessed

 

That supreme grand master doctor colonel's martial arts show has to be on par with lets say the ribbon event at the Olympics? A series of choreographed dance moves, although those ribbon girls actually look like they are performing difficult athletic moves. I was going to compare it to WWE style wrestling but It would be an insult to the actual physical feats those guys perform. I want to see that guy take a metal chair to the forehead then we can see how durable he really is

 

I think John whick is more believable than this guy

 

Not sure whats more embarrassing, performing that spectacle at the start of the video or attending it as a fan

 

 

 

I'd like to see a huge brawl between the people McDojo makes fun of and the people Bullshido makes fun of. I imagine there would be lots of focused Chi attacks and Death Touches. It would be epic.

 

 

What the think they look like

 

 

How we see them

 

 

 

edit:  And why on gods green earth would you ever have a loaded weapon in a class room, let alone one int he chamber unless you were trying to take out an active shooter. That guy must have felt so stupid, that would be hard to live down. I thought he did a decent job of making it a teachable moment though haha


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