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#1 el_ronhub_bird

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Posted 03 August 2021 - 08:13 PM

So I heard about this recently and gave it a shot. I've literally rolled every single joint this way since the first time I tried it, it's so fuckin cool, I'm amazed by it (simple minds lol.) So all you do is take a rotini noodle and snap pieces off of it until it looks approximately like the piece shown in the pic. Orient the noodle (no pun intended) as shown in the picture as the mouthpiece. The noodle acts as a crutch and a filter stopping small pieces of weed from falling out the end. In my opinion they are far superior to cardboard or paper crutches and you get like a lifetime supply for a buck lol. No need for roach clips and no weed is wasted like a regular roach. It's revolutionized my joint rolling technique lol. Give it a shot, you might like it!

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Posted 03 August 2021 - 11:39 PM

That's a brilliant joint upgrade. How the hell did it take this long to put this together? We should've been smokin' rotini doobs for centuries by now.

 

I'll pass the tip to a friend of mine who smokes a couple a day. I've probably rolled a grand total of 5 or 6 joints my whole life. I'm uniquely terrible at it; mine look like someone got punched while smoking it so the rotini would be the straightest part of it. :weedpoke:


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Posted 04 August 2021 - 12:34 AM

Aw shit....,  there goes my keto diet :)

 

Cool share, thank you!

 

 

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Posted 04 August 2021 - 09:03 AM

Hey nice!

 

Reminds me of these papers I bought one time, they had a metal wire in the top edge of the paper making them super easy to roll. They made a decent reverse roach clip by the time you got down to the end too


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Posted 04 August 2021 - 10:04 AM

Randy's Wired. I have 2 packs. LOL They are very cool. I use, mostly Smoking Thinnest brand. I smoke about 20 to 30 joints a day so I use a rolling machine and the RAW Tips, cardboard tips. Makes it look like I am smoking a cigarette when I am out and around (I am not in a legal state). But, I love this pasta idea.

 

Funny story about roaches if I may steal the thread for a moment.......

 

Since I smoke so much, my roach stash builds up pretty fast. And, since I grow my own and produce a pound every couple months, I never get around to smoking roaches. Long story short, a couple years ago I found myself with an extraordinary stash of roaches. I had 3 or 4 of those 1 gallon ziplok bags full. LOL About 2 pounds of roaches.

 

My band was playing at a local club and I had the idea to use our confetti cannon to shoot roaches into the crowd instead of confetti. Since we were all stoned at practice, everyone laughed and thought it was a great idea.

 

Fast forward to the gig. Right after Alice Cooper Be My Lover, the loaded cannon goes off and these roaches (some which had the cardboard tips and were heavier than I expected) come screaming out of the cannon. Now, with paper confetti, it usually just goes as far as the edge of the dance floor. But, since these were heavy, we set the cannon to full and about a half pound of fucking roaches came out of there like shotgun pellets from a 12 gauge. LOL Fuckers went clear back to the rear of the bar, hitting people in the eyes and head. People at the bar are fucking ducking and covering their heads. The crowd was not pleased and they were beginning to express their displeasure when certain people began to realize they were roaches and started picking them up. In just 1 minute, most everyone in the bar was laughing their asses off, crawling on the floor collecting roaches. The bar was covered with them.

 

The club owner was totally pissed and never called us back. LOL


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Posted 04 August 2021 - 10:15 AM

 

 

The club owner was totally pissed and never called us back. LOL

 

Worth it.


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Posted 04 August 2021 - 10:16 AM

@Ringo 20-30 joints a day keeps the doctor away lol. Holy shit that's a lot of joints. When I smoke 3 joints a day (3-3.5 grams) I feel like I'm going too hard lol
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Posted 04 August 2021 - 11:40 AM

Too bad you can't witness it (maybe with those clear cellulose papers you could) but one can imagine the noodle creates 2 spirals of smoke as you draw on the joint

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Posted 05 August 2021 - 09:08 AM

20 joints feels like an internet challenge to me hahaha, fuck I don't know that I could do that without passing out. Close to a joint an hour eh.

 

And who doesn't love a good roach cannon story :biggrin: . I know I would have been laughing my ass off

 

"wait, did we just get blasted with roaches?"


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Posted 05 August 2021 - 10:24 AM

My band was playing at a local club and I had the idea to use our confetti cannon to shoot roaches into the crowd instead of confetti.
Fast forward to the gig. Right after Alice Cooper Be My Lover, the loaded cannon goes off and these roaches (some which had the cardboard tips and were heavier than I expected) come screaming out of the cannon. Now, with paper confetti, it usually just goes as far as the edge of the dance floor. But, since these were heavy, we set the cannon to full and about a half pound of fucking roaches came out of there like shotgun pellets from a 12 gauge. LOL Fuckers went clear back to the rear of the bar, hitting people in the eyes and head. People at the bar are fucking ducking and covering their heads. The crowd was not pleased and they were beginning to express their displeasure when certain people began to realize they were roaches and started picking them up. In just 1 minute, most everyone in the bar was laughing their asses off, crawling on the floor collecting roaches. The bar was covered with them.

The club owner was totally pissed and never called us back. LOL


Thanks for that - genuinely lol'ed. Much needed.
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Posted 06 August 2021 - 01:58 PM

This Wednesday wasn't much less funny. I took about 400 caramels in packs of 25 and was passing them out right before we started. I grabbed a mic and said, "Does anybody know what kind of Wednesday this is?" About 3 or 4 of the regulars could see the plastic baggies in my hands and screamed out, "It's a caramel Wednesday". LMAO

 

About an hour later half the bar was bouncing off each other. LOL

 

@El_Ron  You could do a "shotgun" and see if the smoke comes out spirals. You remember 'shotguns?'

 

As for my 20+ joints a day, I am hoping to stop that very soon. I really started chain smoking joints when I quit chain smoking cigarettes about 5 or 7 years ago. The sad part is, my tolerance is so high from smoking so much that I really don't even get high from pot any more. Although, as my wife says, "How would you know if you're high?". LOL And, she is right. I only smoke that much because I grow and I always seem to have a 3 or 4 pound stash. And, being manic, my fucked up mind says, "Hurry up and get rid of that 4 pounds". LOL So, I, pretty much chain smoke pot.

 

Once I move and I can't grow any more (for a while) I am hoping to reduce my consumption to a more reasonable level.


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Posted 06 August 2021 - 02:21 PM

I forget what it's like getting high too. Or am I perpetually high? Last tolerance break from vacation was awful and when I came back I went big with a dab and cried...It had been 30+ years since I bugged out from weed. Wasn't that fun, I prefer much lower tolerance to what I'm at, cuz chain smoking pot kills my throat. I made it a few weeks a while back but my tolerance didn't reset noticeably. I need to go on a hard hard mushroom journey, get the shit kicked out of me from the cosmos and probably just quit the ganj. 



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Posted 06 August 2021 - 02:30 PM

Try vaping. Not the carts with all the crap in them. Just a dry flower vape like the Healthy Rips Edge or a Pax 3. I have a bunch of vapes and, although I almost always smoke joints, first thing in the morning and whenever my throat hurts, vaping is way easier on my throat. My first pot in the morning is almost always a vape.

 

Plus, you use about 1/2 as much herb when you vape than when you smoke IME.

 

When I am having a bad day wheezing, if I vape all day and only smoke a couple joints, I can tell a HUGE difference just by the end of that day. I can breathe in bed at night. LOL

 

Good luck to both of us. ;)


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Posted 06 August 2021 - 07:10 PM


As for my 20+ joints a day, I am hoping to stop that very soon.
 

 

 

Lemme guess... you keep forgetting?  :biggrin:

 

I can relate.

 

Wait, what were we talking about?

 

When I was in college, there was an anti-cannabis poster up in the Student Union that said (and I quote): "In a few minutes a lot of pot smokers are going to forget they read this." It's been decades since I was thrown out of that college. Seems a bit ironic to recall that poster now, lol.


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