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#1 rockyfungus

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Posted 14 January 2022 - 10:48 AM

Since the pandemic started I've been keeping my face completely clean. My hair grows really fast and coarse.

I have since developed a ton of keloids and in-growns and am over shaving once again.

I switched to safety razors years back and it helped alleviate all the issues of those wasteful cartridges. 
Premium products don't seem to do shit. As well as proper beard hydration, cleaning, pre-shave and post-shave rituals.I don't nick myself, just have curly thick pubes on my face.

 

Any advice other then laser hair removal?


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#2 Myc

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Posted 14 January 2022 - 10:58 AM

I've always wondered about using one of those folding barber's razors. Like Sweeney Todd - the barber used.

 

Since the pandemic.......I quit cutting my hair as a general silent protest.

After wearing my hair "high and tight" for decades, I quit gong to the barber. It is now down between my shoulder blades for the first time in my life. And it's getting longer and longer as this shit drags on.

 

I do tend to use a battery powered clipper and a guard to trim the beard. It's kinda nasty getting my mustache into all of my food and drink so I keep the face mowed to a specific height. No shaving though.

You might also think about some "razor bump" skin conditioner. It is applied post-shaving to help condition the skin and ease discomfort. I used the stuff for awhile but got to the point where I didn't need it anymore.


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#3 rockyfungus

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Posted 14 January 2022 - 11:17 AM

Straight razors are awesome too easy for me to Sweeny Todd myself though.

I always had hair past my shoulders and a beard. I was a jesus type. Getting into grad school bunch old cunts started marking me down til I "groomed professionally". I always had a nice trimmed beard. Conditioned and not neckbeardy at all.

The hair I brought to my shoulders and started dealing with misandry. So I went fully clean. Started complimenting the twats shoes...

 

Tried to grow it back out recently but lost all my "Farah Fawcetness". 

I've tried all the damn razor bump products. I just hate any stubble under a mask. Ideally I'd not be working with the public and never cut or shave again. 

I have the opposite curse of everyone in my family. Those adoption jokes when I'm younger starting to make a lot of sense. Or that's just blacksheeps I guess.



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Posted 14 January 2022 - 12:09 PM

My advice Fuck all those stuffy twats with shiny shoes .. grow a beard ,,,,,,,,,,THERE THE IN THING NOW !......,,,

i have  had one for at least forty years ,   

GO BACK TO Jesus Rocky  heh

 

The great thing about advice ....

 

You  can ignore it ,

 

ha ha 

 

bez

 

 

P.S. 

Please Please  Ladies stop shaving your crotch ..it's ....well disturbing .!   

an opinion..... feel free to ignore it also .

 

and You pathetic young whiny wimps that wanna voice your irrational fear of getting a Curly in your mouth .ha ha ha ....save it ...........

 

YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT !   


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Posted 14 January 2022 - 03:28 PM


Please Please  Ladies stop shaving your crotch ..it's ....well disturbing .!   

 

All due respect, I find it disturbing that people find this disturbing.  My wife and I shave our crotches for our own benefit, and children are the furthest thing from my mind when her bald crotch is in my face. 


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Posted 14 January 2022 - 04:17 PM

I'm not a young man, I grow hair in places that it never grew before, and other places where it used to grow have gone barren.  But that is just what time, and nature have ordered, and I don't shave any of it.   

 

That's just what is comfortable for me.  I support the rest of you to can do what is comfortable for you.  :)



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Posted 14 January 2022 - 07:06 PM

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#8 Arathu

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Posted 14 January 2022 - 07:31 PM

I haven't shaved or cut anything aside from the stash since August.......

 

I share many of the above mentioned items including age and root migrations....

 

Loved my time in Europe.......

 

and FURRY BEAVER RULES........

 

Last sound a pube makes before it hits the floor.......pfffft......

 

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#9 rockyfungus

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Posted 14 January 2022 - 10:51 PM

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