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#1 FLASHINGROOSTER

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Posted 30 July 2022 - 10:56 AM

Friggin spider zombies   :huh:

 

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#2 TVCasualty

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Posted 30 July 2022 - 11:02 AM

Curious to know where they plan on taking this kind of research. What's the goal?

 

Using dead spiders to pick stuff up seems kind of limited in potential applications. But would it scale-up to function with dead factory workers? If so it might cut payroll expenses considerably. I'm just trying to be practical here, lol...


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Posted 30 July 2022 - 11:33 AM

I cant believe you guys are talking about this!  Gross!  I wouldnt even touch those spiders, let alone fuck them!  Gross.  :eek:  :thumbs_down:  Where's the throw up emoji?


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Posted 01 August 2022 - 08:42 AM

Thank you for saving me a read. Some can handle it and if you can read it, but for me I'm going to skip. I want to enjoy my breakfast.


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#5 Juthro

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Posted 01 August 2022 - 01:56 PM

I watched the video, and I'm not really sure how someone could come up with the idea of fucking spiders from it, but each to their own I guess, lol.


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Posted 02 August 2022 - 10:04 AM

Thanks a lot Captain obvious.  I would have never figured it out without your extra dry analysis.



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Posted 02 August 2022 - 12:33 PM

Thanks a lot Captain obvious.  I would have never figured it out without your extra dry analysis.

 

 

I would rather be CPT Obvious then MAJ Oblivious, but you're welcome !

 

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Posted 02 August 2022 - 12:50 PM

I dont observe military titles but I think you got a double major in missingthepointology with a minor in notgettingmyjokesaronomy.


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Posted 02 August 2022 - 01:00 PM

and now we move on to GEN. Confusion.... :rolleyes:



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Posted 04 August 2022 - 10:37 AM

Fuck.

 

I just virtually ripped off half your mustache, Juthro.  I want you to please imagine all that pain.  Please.  Thats what you get for not getting my jokes.  Got dammit.  So there. 

 

I dont know what any of this has to do with robot spiders but I do know that our 2 biggest debtors; Japan and China, are obsessed with 2 things: robots and porn.  And we amateurs are still working on robot spiders. (?)  They got fucking real looking motherfucking bad ass robots like Ex Machina!  We are way behind.  

 

You know what, maybe you didnt deserve that.  Im not sure.  It could be me.  Maybe I was lashing out.  Sorry then.  Here's your mustache back (handing it back to you...and backing out of the saloon). 


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#11 Juthro

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Posted 05 August 2022 - 10:49 AM

Well..... I guess I'm lucky it was just my mustache you virtually ripped off, and not my ball beard  :ohmy:



#12 riseabovethought

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Posted 05 August 2022 - 11:14 AM

Brand spankin new ball beard, hand -made (of course), from real monkey ball hair.     

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#13 Juthro

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Posted 05 August 2022 - 11:20 AM

That looks like the beard from Matt, at Matt's Off Road Recovery, out of Utah.  I don't think I want Matt's beard on my ball's.

 

P.S. How did you know I was a red head?


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Posted 08 August 2022 - 11:10 AM

*Warning: *Graphic Violence Depicted!

*May Contain (Virtual or IRL) Violence Towards Mustaches

...and/or Balls

 

& Back to the topic of robot spiders,

Always protect your balls!

 

Here are 100 ways to attack the balls


Edited by riseabovethought, 08 August 2022 - 11:22 AM.


#15 riseabovethought

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Posted 08 August 2022 - 11:32 AM

I guess this is a little closer

Self defense against beard pulling

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Posted 09 August 2022 - 12:28 PM

And the not so perfect segway

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Dead Reanimated Zombie Killer Robot Spiders Deserve No Mercy

 

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#17 Juthro

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Posted 09 August 2022 - 02:45 PM

So I see you have researched attacking balls, pulling hair, and you binge watched starship troopers, and all why blowing up a thread that you haven't even contributed meaningful content to.

 

Your mother should be so proud!   :thumbs_up2:

 

Sorry for the interruption, please carry on..... :smoking-hookah:



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Posted 10 August 2022 - 01:40 PM

Jesus, you're so dry.  Fuck.  

 

I did like the red head joke tho.  I'll give you that one.


Edited by riseabovethought, 10 August 2022 - 02:27 PM.


#19 FLASHINGROOSTER

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Posted 12 August 2022 - 11:20 PM

Well clearly they will be used to remove those pesky future ball beards

 

fucking eh

 

points to rise for making the early necrophilia joke


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#20 riseabovethought

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Posted Yesterday, 11:20 AM

Thank you sir.  Tipping hat emogi. :meditate:






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