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#21 reverend trips

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 07:02 PM

You're funny

#22 CoyoteMesc

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 07:06 PM

hahaha, no no, your funny

#23 reverend trips

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 07:07 PM

I heard you the first time:lol:

#24 yerbaadam

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Posted 22 March 2007 - 10:50 PM

WhAt? nOBodY meNTioNeD preSidEnt GeoRge w bUSh?
He's goT aLL thE jOKEs. I can"T waiT 'tiLL hE coMEs to PLaY mY toWn. EverytHing he SayS is HIllAriOUs...



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#25 Bobcat

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 08:23 AM

I like Dave Attell alot.


Yeah, Atell is too funny!

#26 mister

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 12:11 PM

Mitch Hedberg

  • I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."<sup id="_ref-MAT_3_0" class="reference">[3]</sup>
  • I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said "Fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead."<sup id="_ref-MAT_4_0" class="reference">[4]</sup>
  • You know, there's a fishing show on TV. They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.<sup id="_ref-MAT_4_1" class="reference">[4]</sup>
  • Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.<sup id="_ref-MAT_4_2" class="reference">[4]</sup>
  • I like when you reach into the vending machine to grab your candy bar, that flaps goes up to block you from reaching up. That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "What candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"<sup id="_ref-MAT_5_0" class="reference">[5]</sup>
  • If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!"<sup id="_ref-MAT_6_0" class="reference">[6]</sup>

and...

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

#27 amnije

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:01 PM

Jim Breuer!
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#28 Laffyn

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 08:07 AM

Mitch Hedberg

  • I was going to have my teeth whitened, but then I said "Fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead."<sup id="_ref-MAT_4_0" class="reference">[4]</sup>
  • Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.<sup id="_ref-MAT_4_2" class="reference">[4]</sup>
and...

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."


ROTFLMAO!


thank you Mr Hedberg :headbang:

#29 Dank Side Of The Shroom

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Posted 26 March 2007 - 10:07 AM

Ralphie May that fat bastard is funny as hell, also dane cook is a funny bastard too

#30 squizzlix

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 07:28 AM

harland williams baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

#31 eatyualive

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 09:40 AM

off that list, i really enjoy kevin smiths movies. although you could say hes a director. but to me, he is a comedian.

#32 mycot

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:03 PM

Love the Monty Python brand of humour. Twisted and bent.

#33 Cornfield

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:21 PM

bill hicks, mitch hedgeburg

suprised noone mentioned gallagher!

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:25 PM

I love mitch hedberg (spelling?)

But Who was that comedian who has that like flat monotone voice who sounds WAY depressed all the time? He also did the radio announcer voice for reservoir dogs and way the guy on the couch in Half Baked.... I think hes funny as hell

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:35 PM

I love mitch hedberg (spelling?)

But Who was that comedian who has that like flat monotone voice who sounds WAY depressed all the time? He also did the radio announcer voice for reservoir dogs and way the guy on the couch in Half Baked.... I think hes funny as hell


steven wright

Edited by Cornfield, 13 February 2009 - 12:35 PM.
durf


#36 mushroommaster7

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:47 PM

i'm into brian regan at the moment...

how did eddy murphy not make the list?

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 12:49 PM

Thanks cornfield!

#38 manjotar

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Posted 13 February 2009 - 01:27 PM

Bill Hicks was amazing, so much more than just a comedian...

Mitch Hedberg always had me rolling too:
"i find that a ducks opinion of me is very much influenced by wether or not i have bread. a duck loves bread but he doesn't have the capability to buy a loaf."

Dane Cook is pretty funny, i like the way he tells stories and gets sidetracked and ends up fitting in hundreds of jokes before the original punchline.

how about Robin Williams? that dude's straight up nuts.

and nobody here liked Bobcat Goldthwait???

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after posting this, i've been listening to the XM national lampoon channel, hilarious!

#39 jbburn

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 12:10 AM

Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Dave Attel, Daniel Tosh, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks and Robin Williams are among my favorite stand-up comedians.

#40 omentheduck

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 12:14 AM

Kat Williams and Richard Pryor Have got to be my favorite 2!




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