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Most Ridiculous Mushroom Fallicies


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#1 joey_megabucks

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:02 AM

We've all heard people talk about mushrooms like they are expert mycologists when they don't have a clue. What's the best rumors/old wives tales/etc that you've heard? I'll start.

This kid on the road said that he "watched a mushroom grow from a pin to full size right in front of his eyes" while in the field. :eusa_wall

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:43 AM


This kid on the road said that he "watched a mushroom grow from a pin to full size right in front of his eyes" while in the field. :eusa_wall


Was that before or after he ate them?

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:00 PM

The gold flecks/speckles on them make them stronger!

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:11 PM

lol

or how about, "only the caps get you high!"

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:21 PM

Friends have told me about fishing trips where there were under a bridge at 6 am and they literally watched liberty caps go from pins to mushrooms.

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:23 PM

Thanks to Carlos Castenada people think smoking mushrooms works... who here hasnt tried it ? All I can say is dry mushrooms can burn, but with no high what so ever.
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 12:25 PM

Friends have told me about fishing trips where there were under a bridge at 6 am and they literally watched liberty caps go from pins to mushrooms.


maybe the magical mushroom leprechaun gave them some special fertilizer the night before ?

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 01:07 PM

maybe the magical mushroom leprechaun gave them some special fertilizer the night before ?




....Magic beans....!

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 01:56 PM

that u can o.d on mushrooms alone if u get a strong one...











*note known overdose levels are unknown even tho a government test by scientests on rabbits proved they cudnt kill the things even tho they tried to...
and no known reported cases of Psilly Mushroom deaths have ever been medically recorded

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 01:58 PM

P. Baeocystis can be very, very potent

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 02:20 PM

well thank god no1s ever taken enough to die from them should they hold non magical tendencies :)

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 02:51 PM

"The Blue Mushrooms are more potient."

So I turned a few of them blue for him. lol

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 03:44 PM

"the good ones only grow out of cow shit"
"the caps and the stems have the same amount of magic"

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:12 PM

"the caps and the stems have the same amount of magic"


the caps and stems in most mushrooms eaten for tripping uses do in fact contain basically the same amount of magic..

experiments were done by mycologists proving the % being the same or near same in most species and at least in all ones grown..

perhaps u ment to say 'different? :p

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:15 PM

2 stories about the same thing: "We got especially high when we smoked the spores at the bottom of the bag" and "It took everything I had to choke down the spores that were left in the bag" Little did they know they were smoking/eating verm and horse shit.

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 04:46 PM

Females are more potent.


No shit

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 05:22 PM

2 stories about the same thing: "We got especially high when we smoked the spores at the bottom of the bag" and "It took everything I had to choke down the spores that were left in the bag" Little did they know they were smoking/eating verm and horse shit.



:flamer: Thats funny

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 05:38 PM

DOH!

i was just testing that out really.. i didnt know..
but i swear i read some where that caps have more juice in them

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 05:43 PM

'taking shrooms will make one a better person'
:lol:

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Posted 23 April 2007 - 06:07 PM

"the only way to do mushrooms is to snort them, man" dead serious. i've seen it done. this 14yr old kid was at a festival and sitting at our campsite lecturing us on methods of mushroom ingestion. we played along, being the assholes that we are, and the kid layed out the above line and Friend said something along the lines of: "wow, that's sooooo hardcore, I've never heard of anyone snorting shrooms b4, that must send you flying" and BAM! kid crushes up a half 1/8 and snorts about a g and a half before his nostrils are completely filled with bluish goop. good times, great oldies. WOOK.
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