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The finest kratom tea in all the land..


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#1 golly

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 09:54 AM

This brew has become a Saturday night tradition in the kingdom of Golly..
The magic formula creates a trippy euphoria that mixes well in social gatherings...Primary ingredients -shroomz/kratom = 6hrs of bliss..
Imo these two elements synergize beautifully together ,allowing for a very warm and enhanced sense of being...

The recipe requires:

Apple juice
Vodka
Ascorbic acid crystals
Dried shrooms
Kratom leaf

For each dose , pour 1.5 cups Apple juice in a pot with a shot of Vodka..
Add 5g crushed Kratom leaf and stir in well..
Heat the pot till the alcohol begins to boil ,then turn off the heat and let it steep for an hour with the lid on...

After the hour long steep, bring back to a simmering boil and add a level tsp of ascorbic acid crystals ..

Now take your dried shrooms and crush 1.5 - 2 grams [1/4 inch chunks are fine] and add to the simmering pot...

Simmer for 25 mins...

Pour the brew through a paper coffee filter ,then wash a bit more plain apple juice thru the grounds to get the last bit of goods..

Finally, squeeze the filter to extract the last drips...

So the tea is slowly sipped while hot and tastes quite good considering the ingredients heh...

Now u have the finest tea in all the land ...:D

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 10:01 AM

does sound good :thumbup:

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 10:05 AM

wow
looks yummy
what does kratom exactly do?
kratom seems kinda pricey... heh

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 10:08 AM

Sounds like a nice recipe Golly.
What's the ascorbic acid for?

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 10:12 AM

the ascorbic acid is supposed to slow any break-down of the magic in the solution

#6 golly

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 11:14 AM

In this case , the crystals enhance the total extraction from the kratom as well as the mush..Also gives the tea a nice tang flavour..
The alcohol also helps extract the less soluable alkaloids from the leaves..
The booze pretty much boils off in the final simmer ,so there is no dumbing down of the essence...

Vinz ,kratom by itself gives an energizing euphoria at this dose level..
Crushed leaf runs about 30-45 cents per gram , so one drink costs less than 2 bucks...This herb is quite safe and does not leave any hangover effects..

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 11:15 AM

gives the tea a nice tang flavour..

i like the taste of a nice tang...
heh.
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Posted 01 July 2007 - 12:16 PM

That really sounds great, Golly. Definitely on my list of Things to Try on the Fourth of July. Maybe with tequila?"!?!?!

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 12:33 PM

Yep, any drinkable alcohol that goes with apple juice...

What i especially like is the elimination of that apprehensive raw edge that mushrooms alone usually cause on lift off..

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 02:39 PM

interesting as always Golly :headbang:
BBB carries the Kratom? :eusa_eh: always wanted to try it.

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 03:08 PM

I'll drink to that !!! :)

Looks jummy !

#12 golly

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Posted 01 July 2007 - 05:05 PM

Thanx guys..
A quick note to first time users of kratom..Best to establish your ideal dose level first ,by itself ...4g is a good starting point ..Taking too much will make u sedated and nauseous ...Less is more...:meditate:




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