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[spacewalker]

u know ur a mushroom grower when..

1. every time u go to the store u look at the canning jars. and u dont can food. and u have already have a cabnet full of jars

2.u look at the biggest tubs at wally world and thank wow i wonder how much i can grow in that.

3. every time u go yard sale u always look 4 pressure canners.

4. u look at every thing and wonder can i use that to grow with.


u get the idea come on guys lets hear some more:eusa_clap

[the jesus]

5. you get poo in the mail

6. the first thing you do when you get take out food is check the container to see if it's pp5

[Lazlo]

When all the pots and pans in your house have substrate colonizing in them.

[seymorebunz]

8. When you have clothes laying everywhere...but not to many in any of your closets.

[Theytellmethegootch]

9. When you are happy with your life.

[apokalypse]

When you can smell the difference between mushroom and mold spores.

[mycobri]

11.) when you have dreams about growing mushrooms

[Theytellmethegootch]

11.) when you have dreams about growing mushrooms

Haha:headbang:

Definetly!

[joecoolatc]

12. when you enjoy the smell and taste of lysol.

[Nabby]

When you have 120 lbs. of cow shit and a bale of straw in your pantry (I do)

[spacewalker]

14. u have 200lbs compsted manure loads of pearlight and verm yet u have no garden or house plants.

[joecoolatc]

when people come to your house they say, "what the hell is this for, and why is it in your kitchen."

[unsane]

You know your a mushroom grower when.... after sex you shake your Ol' ladies ass for even dispersal.

[reefer]

...when you start identifying molds growing on stuff in the fridge and the pantry.

[TVCasualty]

You know your a mushroom grower when.... after sex you shake your Ol' ladies ass for even dispersal.

:lol:

This thread is hilarious. I glance at the canning jars in stores as I pass by too, yet have a closet full already...



You know you're a grower when you slip furtively into the Post Office and make off with all their Priority Mail envelopes.

Or, when you have nightmares about Black Pin Mold (I have!).

[leomanxvii]

when you look at the clouds and know why mushies dont grow there coz its fluffy myc

Hahahahaa good one










.. when you're high as fuck looking for some god damn vermuculite in home depot:heart:

[Paradox]

.....when a bag of organic brown rice is exciting and ladles and umbrellas remind you of shrooms

[hyphaenation]

... when you see the snow on the front lawn as fluffy mycelium

... when you look for signs of trich when going down on your girl:puke:

... when you notice all the "spawnable substrate" walking down the aisle at the grocery store

... When you fall asleep devising and inventing a new fruiting scheme, and you wake up still thinking about it

[Dank Side Of The Shroom]

when u have to stop the car to identify a shroom u saw on the side of the road.