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#1 spacewalker

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 08:18 PM

u know ur a mushroom grower when..

1. every time u go to the store u look at the canning jars. and u dont can food. and u have already have a cabnet full of jars

2.u look at the biggest tubs at wally world and thank wow i wonder how much i can grow in that.

3. every time u go yard sale u always look 4 pressure canners.

4. u look at every thing and wonder can i use that to grow with.


u get the idea come on guys lets hear some more:eusa_clap

#2 the jesus

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 08:23 PM

5. you get poo in the mail

6. the first thing you do when you get take out food is check the container to see if it's pp5

#3 Lazlo

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:06 PM

When all the pots and pans in your house have substrate colonizing in them.

#4 seymorebunz

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:20 PM

8. When you have clothes laying everywhere...but not to many in any of your closets.

#5 Theytellmethegootch

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 09:37 PM

9. When you are happy with your life.

#6 apokalypse

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 10:37 PM

When you can smell the difference between mushroom and mold spores.

#7 mycobri

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 10:57 PM

11.) when you have dreams about growing mushrooms

#8 Theytellmethegootch

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:17 PM

11.) when you have dreams about growing mushrooms


Haha:headbang:

Definetly!

#9 joecoolatc

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:13 AM

12. when you enjoy the smell and taste of lysol.

#10 Nabby

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:23 AM

When you have 120 lbs. of cow shit and a bale of straw in your pantry (I do)

#11 spacewalker

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 02:15 AM

14. u have 200lbs compsted manure loads of pearlight and verm yet u have no garden or house plants.

#12 joecoolatc

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 03:07 AM

when people come to your house they say, "what the hell is this for, and why is it in your kitchen."

#13 unsane

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 06:19 AM

You know your a mushroom grower when.... after sex you shake your Ol' ladies ass for even dispersal.

#14 reefer

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 08:58 AM

...when you start identifying molds growing on stuff in the fridge and the pantry.

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 09:02 AM

You know your a mushroom grower when.... after sex you shake your Ol' ladies ass for even dispersal.


:lol:

This thread is hilarious. I glance at the canning jars in stores as I pass by too, yet have a closet full already...



You know you're a grower when you slip furtively into the Post Office and make off with all their Priority Mail envelopes.

Or, when you have nightmares about Black Pin Mold (I have!).

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 09:05 AM

when you look at the clouds and know why mushies dont grow there coz its fluffy myc

#17 leomanxvii

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 09:16 AM

when you look at the clouds and know why mushies dont grow there coz its fluffy myc

Hahahahaa good one










.. when you're high as fuck looking for some god damn vermuculite in home depot:heart:
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#18 Paradox

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 10:00 AM

.....when a bag of organic brown rice is exciting and ladles and umbrellas remind you of shrooms

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 10:36 AM

... when you see the snow on the front lawn as fluffy mycelium

... when you look for signs of trich when going down on your girl:puke:

... when you notice all the "spawnable substrate" walking down the aisle at the grocery store

... When you fall asleep devising and inventing a new fruiting scheme, and you wake up still thinking about it

#20 Dank Side Of The Shroom

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 11:53 AM

when u have to stop the car to identify a shroom u saw on the side of the road.




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