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#21 spacewalker

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 11:57 AM

when 97% of your porn is myco porn

#22 jimbojones

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 12:03 PM

When mycotopia.net is set as your homepage.

#23 mikeg

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:00 PM

when you have extension cords running into half the closets in your apartment and have a big ass 16 qt pressure cooker that your gf's mom would love to have to can when you dont can food...lol

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:16 PM

When you wake up in the middle of the night every night to piss but you make sure to give all of your fc's FAE before you actually take a leak.

#25 Daftperception

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 02:01 PM

When you have random bags of BRF, Verm, and Perlite scattered around you room. I d0 and the funny thing is no one thinks anything of it even though I have no plants in sight.

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 02:09 PM

when u have to stop the car to identify a shroom u saw on the side of the road.



when your significant other automatically pulls over when they see a random mushroom on the side of the road....so you can go look at it...pet it...take it home....

#27 crazy1

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 02:44 PM

When your life revolves around petri dishes,spawn bags, agar, and bulk subs.....not to mention many "odd" experiments.

#28 SWIM

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 04:37 PM

We do can food here... I'm always thinking about eating more pickled green tomatoes just to free up large-mouth pints.

#29 GoVols

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 05:26 PM

When you hear your girl say "I wish I was a damn mushroom, maybe then he would pay attention to me" when she thinks you cant hear her.

When you see some people at the store buying 'grow supplies' and you ponder if they grow shrooms too.

#30 Hippie3

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 05:33 PM

when your pillowcases are full of poo or straw or grain...

#31 reverend trips

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 06:36 PM

you have bleach stains on all of your clothes

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 06:46 PM

You fancy your pecker to look like a giant B+ shroom

#33 Theytellmethegootch

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 06:52 PM

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When you see some people at the store buying 'grow supplies' and you ponder if they grow shrooms too.[/quote]


Holy shit, all the time, haha.

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 06:58 PM

When you get excited about cooking shit.

#35 sightunseen

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 09:01 PM

great thread :eusa_clap

#36 morthos

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 11:04 PM

When you hike in the mountains and are the only one to keep seeing all the species of mushrooms near the trail, no matter the size!

When you are in a large hardware store, and check the price of the largest bag of verm and how large the bits are, even when you're not growing.

#37 morthos

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 11:06 PM

When holding a spray bottle of diluted bleach gets you excited!

#38 fedshtkpndrk

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Posted 11 July 2007 - 03:33 PM

-When your leaching 50 lbs of H-Poo on your apartment porch and can't explain the 3.5 Cubic feet of Verm right next to the Poo nor the horrid smell.

-When you explaining cell expansion to your Grandma:thumbup:

when you have dreams about growing mushrooms


I have dreams of the bomb-ass flush, and those horrible Contam nightmares too.

#39 fedshtkpndrk

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Posted 11 July 2007 - 04:30 PM

...When you have a preference in Poo

#40 Dexter

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Posted 11 July 2007 - 04:58 PM

I have done 99.9% of all of this, awesome thread!!!!




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