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[s0mer4ndom1diot]

when your girlfriend wants to dress up as a mushroom to get some attention
:rasta:

[lucysd]

all the needle wrappers and foil squares in the bathroom(where i do all my work) and i got like a little box with fresh needls alchohol pads and a glass eye dropper in there i bet many ppl think im a fiend

whats all the brown rice for lucy

some one drinks the casing tea im making for my super cakes UGH!

[DarkLestor]

when 90% of your conversations with other (non growing) drug users is correcting all the rumors and myths they've been fed so far.

every day...

"no, the "Magic" part of the mushroom is NOT the spores..."
"yes, i Bet smokeing acid is amazing*eye roll*"


haha..

[omentheduck]

when you call shit food,

when your compost pile is more efficient than your Heating and air,

when you can't go on vacation cause you have to fan your tubs,

when your closet is lined with plastic,

[little white rabbit]

when you can't go on vacation cause you have to fan your tubs,

that's the only thing about mushroom growing that really sucks ^^

...when you completely freak out every time you see some kind of mold growing in your house, because it could spread spores ^^

[johnnyG]

When you have to have a talk with your girl about respect when she talks over your cakes.

lol love it

...when you spend more time on this site than enything ells

[feralronin]

whenever you see something cool, you wish you were on a light dose. to make it "trippier"

[Phlux-]

when u buy a jar of some food u hate just for the jar

[eastwood]

When your a VIP at a mushroom site.:amazed:

[bear]

when your pressure cooker is worth more (in scrap!!) than your car

[Phlux-]

when suddenly everything starts to make sense
when u start bluing when bumped
when u smell like fungus

[bear]

That one seems to have struck a nerve... probably because it's such a good point. It sure implies a lot.




Someone may have already said this, but you definitely know you're a mushroom growing man when your girlfriend thinks you stirring a simmering pot of poop is sexy, and know you're a mushroom growing woman when you like watching your boyfriend stir a simmering pot of poop. Or vice-versa. Cherish a "special friend" who likes it when you cook poop...they're rare!



:lol:

I worked retail for awhile at an outfitter store and told the entire staff to save all those packets for me. I got a lifetime supply in one xmas season...

Yeah.. Nothing more beautiful than a working duo.


Good idea! I'm going to the shoe store

[steeq]

When the only porn you look at is Mycroporn

When the most frantic part of you day is the thought that you might have a contam

[feralronin]

When you have clogged your toilet with rye, and think you just broke you garbage disposal because you tried to put sunflower seeds in the drain. :eusa_booh

[sangraal]

...when you have a dung dealer instead of a drug dealer.

[quack quack]

when u skim thru looking at pics and thats it!

[Frank_Happy]

-When I look at a beautiful woman and say to my buddy: "Damn, I got a syringe of spores I'd shoot in her substrate."

:hitit: