Posted 14 December 2007 - 01:30 AM
Posted 14 December 2007 - 01:36 AM
The Original Whizzinator - HOME - Pass Your Drug Test!
best of luck :rasta:
Posted 14 December 2007 - 02:15 AM
Most probation officers will peter hawk an actually watch the piss come out of your dick. Dont get me wrong you can flim flam any piss test but keep in mind these people are aware of peoples intentions of trying to beat piss tests.
Posted 14 December 2007 - 05:25 AM
In situations like that its best just to stop for a bit.
Agreed. There's no good way to beat a piss test if it's done properly. Now, the people doing this to you could all be maroons who couldn't make microwave popcorn if they read the bag- but don't bet on it. Especially don't bet your ass on it.
If the alternative is a loss of freedom, going dry for a month really isn't that bad. It might give you a new perspective on getting high, even. And that first bowl after your successful test- well, sit down somewhere after you take the first hit. You won't want to stand up for a while.
Posted 14 December 2007 - 07:12 AM
Posted 14 December 2007 - 02:05 PM
Posted 14 December 2007 - 02:27 PM
not worth going to prison for being stoned.
Posted 16 December 2007 - 12:45 PM
don't tempt fate by using any.
Posted 16 December 2007 - 01:14 PM
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Posted 16 December 2007 - 07:22 PM
Not advocating this, but I have heard about people cathing themselves with a urinary catheter and filling their bladders with someone elses clean urine. It would take a massive incentive for me to do this myself, but if the alternative was prison, I might think about it.
Now, that's addiction.
Anybody who says they aren't addicted to weed needs to read this and think about it- would you shove a tube up your dick, and then pump your bladder full of somebody else's piss- to get high? Not me, no way.
Posted 16 December 2007 - 07:28 PM
Posted 16 December 2007 - 08:30 PM
there's no time limit .
he's not even required to reply at all,
he asked his question,
maybe now he's waiting to hear
some decent advice
instead of so much BS.
this thread is just pitiful so far,
the only decent advice is the whizzinator-
the rest of it is pretty much nonsense
and unsolicited advice on how to run his life.
i ought to issue about 4 or 5 infractions
and about as many warnings
for all the bad info and off-topic parental advice.
either help this fellow with some good solid advice
on how to beat a drug test in a little over 3 weeks
before he ends up in jail
or pass by silently to another thread.
Posted 16 December 2007 - 08:37 PM
I've taken drug tests in the Army, and civilian ones as well. I've done a lot of research on the subject, and it's my opinion there's really no good way to beat it. Stay clean is the only way.
The whizzinator might work, I guess. And giving yourself a catheter, and pumping yourself full of clean piss might too- but both of those assume the test isn't being run properly. If the testers know how to do the test right- which includes doing it randomly, it's not going to be beaten. (Unless you wear the whizzinator all the time, maybe).
If you've been tested, you know this. I'd hate to see anybody go to jail for drug charges, that's all.
EDIT- to sum up, stop now, stay clean. Exercise and drink plenty of water.
Posted 16 December 2007 - 08:40 PM
he already knows the date,
he asked for advice on
HOW TO PASS A PISS TEST-
"you should have stayed clean"
is not a useful reply.
Posted 16 December 2007 - 08:43 PM
It's the best answer I have... I'll move along now.