Posted 17 October 2005 - 05:27 PM
"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)
"The mistakes are all waiting to be made." - chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position.
"His ignorance is encyclopedic." - Abba Eban (1915-2002)
"Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives." - Abba Eban (1915-2002)
"If a man does his best, what else is there?" - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945)
"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood." - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart, and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"This book fills a much-needed gap." - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
"I have read your book and much like it." - Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence." - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it." - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song.
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance" - - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"We have art to save ourselves from the truth." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Woman was God's second mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.": - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"The truth is more important than the facts." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"I have an existential map, it has 'you are here' written all over it." - Steven Wright
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken, is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them." - Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." - Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney (1901-1966)
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney (1901-1966)
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Pray, To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered, an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered." - Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?" - Bumper Sticker
"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
"Most people would sooner die than think, in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy, if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." - Gore Vidal
"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
"We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?" - Niels Bohr (1885-1962)
"What do you take me for, an idiot?" - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy.
"The graveyards are full of indispensable men." - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"Everything has been figured out, except how to live." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
"You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." - Yogi Berra
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Yogi Berra
"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"No Sane man will dance." - Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault." - Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"The cynics are right nine times out of ten." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"Criticism is prejudice made plausible." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!" - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" - Will Rogers (1879-1935)
"If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing.
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer, he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.
"I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when was informed that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
"A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832)
"When ideas fail, words come in very handy." - Goethe (1749-1832)
"There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
"I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization.
"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head." - Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)
"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life.
"Luck is the residue of design." - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team.
"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them." - Samuel Palmer (1805-80)
"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong." - Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
"In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite." - Paul Dirac (1902-1984)
"I would have made a good Pope." - Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." - Guy Davenport
"In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience." - W.B. Prescott
"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin." - John von Neumann (1903-1957)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design, one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands.
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
"Logic is in the eye of the logician." - Gloria Steinem
"No one can earn a million dollars honestly." - William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger (1923-)
"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." - Lucille S. Harper
"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon." - Bill Hirst
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"You can pretend to be serious, you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"Hell is a half-filled auditorium." - Robert Frost (1874-1963)
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
"I don't even butter my bread, I consider that cooking." - Katherine Cebrian
"Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments, but bad quarters of an hour." - Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)
"I am become death, shatterer of worlds." - Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion).
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." - Gloria Leonard
"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man." - Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell.
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I don't feel good." - The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926).
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure." - Ross MacDonald (1915-1983)
"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins
"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things." - Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)
"What about things like bullets?" - Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981).
"How can I lose to such an idiot?" - A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935).
"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant." - Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines.
"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me." - Charles William Stubbs
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism, copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"Why don't you write books people can read?" - Nora Joyce to her husband James (1882-1941).
"It is better to be quotable than to be honest." - Tom Stoppard
"Being on the tightrope is living, everything else is waiting." - Karl Wallenda
"Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu
"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar." - Lao-Tzu (570?-490? BC)
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." - T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
"Sanity is a madness put to good uses." - George Santayana (1863-1952)
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." - Fred Allen (1894-1956)
"While we are postponing, life speeds by." - Seneca (3BC - 65AD)
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year, a real genius has his original ideas closer together." - Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours." - Richard Bach
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means." - Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.
"I'll sleep when I'm dead." - Warren Zevon
"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth." - Umberto Eco
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953
"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working." - Albert Giacometti (sculptor)
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street." - Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupery
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan
"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts." - G. B. Burgin
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix
"We didn't lose the game, we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true." - James Branch Cabell
"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." - John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)
"Facts are the enemy of truth." - Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha"
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver (1864-1943)
"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself." - Anais Nin (1903-1977)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right." - Frederick (II) the Great
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)
"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." - George Eliot (1819-1880)
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
"Talent does what it can, genius does what it must." - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." - unknown
"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns (1896-1996)
"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." - Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)
"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense." - Edsgar Dijkstra
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos
"The only difference between me and a madman, is that I am not mad." - Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure." - Oliver Herford (1863-1935)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." - e e cummings (1894-1962)
"Give me a museum and I'll fill it." - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
"Assassins!" - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra
"I'll moider da bum." - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare.
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work." - Emile Zola (1840-1902)
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - Saint Augustine (354-430)
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden
"Silence is argument carried out by other means." - Ernesto "Che" Guevara (1928-1967)
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"The average person thinks he isn't." - Father Larry Lorenzoni
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted." - Helen Rowland (1876-1950)
"Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century." - Perelman
"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal." - Sigfried Hulzer
"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855), while working, when informed that his wife is dying.
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943.
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke (1729-1797)
"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy." - Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-), in 1981.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible." - A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.).
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
"After I'm dead, I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato).
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923).
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy
"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." - Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), "The Prince".
"Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous, speaking on Larry King Live.
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.
"There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure, it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole." - Bill Wulf
"Love is friendship set on fire." - Jeremy Taylor
"God gave man both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton / Lewinsky affair.
"My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate." - Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was.
"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong." - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper.
"Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run." - Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
"He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"I worship the quicksand he walks in." - Art Buchwald
"A poem is never finished, only abandoned." - Paul Valery (1871-1945)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
"Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis." - Pierre Laplace (1749-1827), to Napoleon on why his works on celestial mechanics make no mention of God.
"I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need." - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues.
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)
Posted 19 October 2005 - 09:51 AM
- Jim Morrison
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
- Jim Morrison
Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
- Jim Morrison
Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to-letting a person be what he really is.
- Jim Morrison
Hatred is a very underestimated emotion.
- Jim Morrison
I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical.
- Jim Morrison
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.
- Jim Morrison
I think in art, but especially in films, people are trying to confirm their own existences.
- Jim Morrison
I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it.
- Jim Morrison
If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.
- Jim Morrison
Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you.
- Jim Morrison
People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend.
- Jim Morrison
Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.
- Jim Morrison
The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder.
- Jim Morrison
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
- Jim Morrison
Violence isn't always evil. What's evil is the infatuation with violence.
- Jim Morrison
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
- Jim Morrison
When you make your peace with authority, you become authority.
- Jim Morrison
Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.
- Jim Morrison
I found this group at the lizard lounge.
Posted 12 November 2006 - 05:14 PM
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
In the course of history many more people have died for their drink and their dope than have died for their religion or their country.
- Aldous Huxley
I don't do drugs. I am drugs. -Salvador Dali
Posted 13 November 2006 - 01:57 PM
"We'll put a little flag in it to give ya fucking hope."
And least we forget fuck-it-all pill,:lol: .
Posted 13 November 2006 - 02:28 PM
..my favorite !
Posted 17 November 2006 - 09:45 PM
Posted 18 November 2006 - 08:53 AM
-Donald Rumsfeld, former Sec'y of Defense/USA
as we know, there are known knowns;
there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns;
that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."
Posted 18 November 2006 - 09:01 AM
Posted 18 November 2006 - 09:05 AM
Posted 18 November 2006 - 06:07 PM
-James Hand (old-school country singer/ Willie Nelson calls him the "real deal." )
"Prohibition? Well, it's better than no alcohol at all."
-unknown source prohibitionist-era quote
Posted 18 November 2006 - 06:33 PM
Posted 20 November 2006 - 09:51 PM
"Honey, I have only been certain about one thing in my life. The first time I jacked off, I was certain I would do it again.":lol:
"A lie is like a pregnant cheerleader, you can hide it for a while but sooner or later it will show."
another one from gramps
Posted 21 November 2006 - 12:32 AM
Don't watch TV, don't read magazines, don't even listen to NPR.
Create your own road-show.
-- Terence Mckenna