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[Felix]

Do you have a primary function if so what is it?

[i.p.freely]

to rid the world of whore mongers that feed directly off "the man's" musk...


i have no idea what that means...but i have never had sex with a man...

[RockyRaccoon]

to promote entropy

[deepdeltablues]

To make the silly Monkeys dance.

[jmtx]

to grow as many plants as possible!!! trying to get rid of some of that co2 emission, just doin my job

[greenie]

overgrow the planet

[Cornfield]

survival

[prism]

to get a print off f that big freakin shroom Felix is holding:thumbup:

[boatsoup]

i'm malfunctioning

[firerat]

To figure out what my primary function is.

[chimp]

to be functional

[bear]

to process and output data

[buteo]

To Repair The Malfuntioning

[Foster]

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

[spoken] "And":
That's an additive, like "this and that".
"But":
That's sort of the opposite,
"Not this but that".
And then there's "or":
O-R, when you have a choice like
"This or that".
"And", "but", and "or",
Get you pretty far.

[sung] Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right.
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice.
Hey that's nice!
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching,
Losing your shoe and a button or two.
He's poor but honest, sad but true,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one
When you say something like this choice:
"Either now or later"
Or no choice:
"Neither now nor ever"
Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat,
Never mind, I wouldn't do that,
I'm fat enough now!

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like:
Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
He cut loose the sandbags,
But the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
Let's go up to the mountains,
Or down to the seas.
You should always say "thank you",
Or at least say "please".

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
In complex sentences like:
[spoken] In the mornings, when I'm usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake, where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder, as I walk by, just what they'd say if they could speak, although I know that's an absurd thought.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making 'em function.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful.

[TastyBeverage]

To beat my 75 minute record for giving head.

[KingKanibalKiller]

To beat my 75 minute record for giving head.

nice tb. my function simple F.O.F. i have only ever been good at 2 things.

[RockyRaccoon]

survival

this is funnier after you've seen the original .

http://mycotopia.net...=1&d=1226073159

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[bobdolerson]

To, on my death bed, have the maximum possible amount of memory and experience possible given the opportunities I've been given and to teach those around me that people like me aren't bad, mean, or terrible people. We just want to learn and live.

To beat my 75 minute record for giving head.

Haha, the question arises, is that the longest or shortest?

[warriorsoul]

My primary function is protein synthesis.