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#1 Bromius

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 08:05 PM

I had a friend who ate fungus,
his pupils were truly humongous.
"Talked with god for awhile"
He relayed with a smile.
I hope he shares some with us!

It's March, hence the need to construct silly limericks. Mine kind of sucks, so I'd like to be one up-ed. I would hope they aren't all this tame either... Bring it! :p

#2 muffy

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 09:34 PM

you talk about a friend on a bus?
no wait, a man on fun-gus

his pupils were black indeed,
as the psilocyben has planted its' seed

you see this magic starts to grow,
and suddenly your mind starts to show

it opens up several doors,
interperting all the silly words

and when you trip you really know
eventually the giggles flow


:)

#3 Hippie3

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 09:54 PM

wow
both are good
better than anything i might dream up.
lemme think-
there once was a man from nantucket...
no, that ain't it.
ok-
hickory dickory dock...
no, that's bad too.
nevermind

#4 phalanx

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 09:58 PM

I ate a heap of drugs
That messed me up quite good
I lost my brain
Came down again
And now I don't give a fug

#5 shedthemonkey

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Posted 03 March 2005 - 11:49 PM

There once was a Website for Mycos
Filled both with Genius and Psychos
Subjects they range
From Agar to Grains
But always a Friend Of Friend Grows.

The head of the site is a Hippie
Who manages threads that are Trippy
He doesn't take shit
From just any twit
Be nice or he can get quite Nippy

The technical site ends and begins
With a master of computers and Zen
He asks what's the sound
Of a website when down
Then fixes before count of Ten.

A Myco Master named Roger Rabbit
Is famous for growing on whatever have-it
Girls, don't leave your blouse,
Anywhere near his house,
Or He is Likely to Grow Mushrooms on It!

The Sweetest Mod you will Find
At days end with Bud she'll Unwind.
Mojo is shy
Unless you're a fly!
But one Lick and that Toad Blows your Mind.

#6 CALICAAA

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 12:01 AM

LOLZ, FUCKING AWESOME. what a fucking rhyme. lolz

#7 muffy

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 12:32 AM

.
lemme think-
there once was a man from nantucket...
no, that ain't it.
ok-
hickory dickory dock...
no, that's bad too.
nevermind


hah, i watched a special on him, Andrew Dice Clay , just last night.

he is one funny man

#8 Sweetness

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 11:59 AM

Ahhhh!!! Those are awesome! :D

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 03:13 PM

I ate one big ass cap
a mouse ran over and slapped the cat
the cat slapped the dog
my brains in a fog
and i don't know where my ego is at.

#10 shedthemonkey

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 04:58 PM

Glad you like Sweetness.

Here are a couple more:

One Myco says that he's Dumb
Then disproves it with a Blue Thumb
His Mushies Grow Phat
As he Hangs out in Chat
Smokin Herb until he is Numb.


Shredder is a fan of the Tao
Beleives in the Way of the Now
Snowboards he'll Wax
And Hills he Attacks
HEY! LOOK OUT FOR THAT...Ow!!!


Dooby is a pot smokin Penguin
Who hangs out in Chat with a big Grin
Random Things he will Spout:
POONER WAZZLE he Shouts
While holding a Gigantic Toke in.

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 05:11 PM

Shedthemonkey smells kind of funky
like a psilocyben junky
His eyes start to quake
his brain begins to shake
as his body is seduced by the fungi

#12 hellosidney2010

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Posted 04 March 2005 - 07:49 PM

Very good everyone I wish I had the talent to ryhme like this, but alas I do not. Keep them coming, Sidney....

Peace and Love....:)

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Posted 05 March 2005 - 06:07 AM

Wish I could think of a poem,
but you probably already know them...
I sit and I think,
how bad this rhyme stinks,
just like my farts when I blow them...
:D

#14 shedthemonkey

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Posted 06 March 2005 - 11:55 AM

Bump.

Cmon, there must be other wannabe poets out there?

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#15 destroy_erase_improve

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Posted 06 March 2005 - 12:13 PM

lol shed.
those poems are rad
i couldnt create a rhyme to save my life.
keep it up guys

#16 phalanx

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Posted 06 March 2005 - 08:55 PM

There was a young man from France
Who thought he could learn to dance
He grabbed a fiddle
And started to piddle
And now he has pissy pants.

#17 phalanx

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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:01 PM

A woman from Japan
Travelled to Sudan
Where is the food?
She said in a mood
And travelled on to Iran

#18 phalanx

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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:06 PM

A house made of mustard
Is better than one of custard
Custard is nice
And so is the spice
But only a mad bastard would try to eat a mustard house.

#19 phalanx

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Posted 06 March 2005 - 09:15 PM

Mycotopia is a delight
The folks are always right
When they are wrong
They smoke a bong
And say "Oh fuck it anyways"

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Posted 07 March 2005 - 11:58 AM

Something tells me the blue is fun
That's all I've tried to tell everyone
It shows us that life is a game
We all play day after day
so open your eyes and feel the sun




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