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#21 Bromius



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Posted 07 March 2005 - 01:23 PM

Impressive! Lots of great limericists here :p

#22 Hippie3



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Posted 08 March 2005 - 10:16 AM

there once was this dude they called hippie
who pondered great thoughts, as well as some quite trippy.
once day as a gag a website was bought,
where he thought he would be the only one getting lippy.

the site was called
most thought that quickly failing
would be a safe bet
who would come to hear hippie railing ?

yet hippie trudged on,
daily he wrote his rants
while he puffed on his bong,
who knew he never wore pants ?

so now we are still here
but it's been 4 long years
we all love topia and hold it quite dear,
i think we should all buy hippie a beer.

my little contribution...

#23 whitedeath



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Posted 08 March 2005 - 10:42 AM

Thanks for the contribution hippie :) This thread is fun.

#24 Hippie3



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Posted 08 March 2005 - 11:42 AM

now that i scroll up
looks like i subconsconciously borrowed from shed's piece

#25 shedthemonkey



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Posted 08 March 2005 - 12:24 PM

Its okay Hip3, no knowledge is truely original anyway! Call it a blending of the One. :) By the way, read my sig...its on this point too... LOL.

#26 ridder


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Posted 08 March 2005 - 01:13 PM

here is an old classic i've always liked:

there once was a lady named bright,
who travelled much faster than light.
she went out one day, in a relative way,
and returned on the previous night!

#27 omnibot



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Posted 08 March 2005 - 01:48 PM

The rhymes that come out of my hat
Are quite lame, there's no question of that
But give me an eigth
I'll take it with faith
And rhymes will fly out like so many bats

#28 ridder


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Posted 08 March 2005 - 01:59 PM

for meaning and truth we do seek,
many chemicals we ingest towards this peak.
yet through hundreds of trances
and long nights of dances
the voice of oneness doth speak!

when we hear this voice ring true
inward we look through and through
this inward sight reflects others
we see the light of our brothers
and the oneness is again shown as true!

#29 Guest_dial8_*

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 04:34 PM

swallow it down with a grin
The cap of cube is your friend
don't take it lightly
cause it might be quite frightening
so let the revelations begin

#30 phalanx



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Posted 08 March 2005 - 09:27 PM

Phalanx buys Hippie3 a virtual beer.


#31 Guest_Peter Cottontail_*

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 10:54 PM

On this matter, what is your take?
Some hippie wants me to buy him a beer
But his mushrooms all grow on a cake
Am I the only one who thinks this is queer?

There’s the one we call zen
He’s always tweaking the server thing
Often we wonder where he’s been
When it takes ten minutes just to get a ping.

One is called muffy
A future judge of jars is he
This one combined the words muff and puffy
The places every man wishes his hands to be.

And where the hell is morela?
We all could use a good bible verse
She’s probably out playing Cinderella
Better get home early, or prepare to face the curse.

And then there’s the monkey
Who never fails to post a comic
Sometimes they’re even quite funky
But when they bomb, they're atomic.

#32 Guest_dial8_*

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:14 PM

Rodger rabbit has the habbit of promoting logs of straw
try his tek and you'll say well heck
i could have been doing this all along
Pick a fruit any fruit and innoculate the log
pick the fruit any fruit and trip like a three legged dog.

#33 Hippie3



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Posted 03 November 2005 - 08:51 AM

copied to board history forum

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