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#1 imok

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Posted 17 February 2004 - 12:01 AM

MAKE YOUR OWN PRUNO AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.
http://www.blacktabl...illin030901.htm

I always wanted to know what was in pruno.
This page not only tells you how to make it, but where
the term "pruno" came from.
I hope no one is ever locked up and needs this info but
the instructions seem simple enough and may ease your time away.
The following is text taken from the page, which also has pics.

The Recipe For Prison Pruno

Ingredients
Ten oranges. In our prison commissary, Valencia oranges were on sale, ten for $2. Your prison commissary may differ.
An eight ounce can of fruit cocktail. In this case, an 8.5 ounce can of Del Monte's "fruit cocktail in heavy syrup," for 90 cents.
Forty to sixty sugarcubes. Either hang out with old people who still use sugarcubes or steal a ton of sugar packets from the local deli.
Sixteen ounces of water. Tap is fine, since like, you *are* in prison.
A big plastic bag that can be sealed. Trashbags and rubber bands are totally cool. We used Ziploc bags.
Some ketchup. Six packets of ketchup from the local deli should cover things nicely. Please use Heinz, because anything else is kinda nasty and will ruin your Pruno.
A towel.

STEP ONE -- PEEL, SMASH AND HEAT
1. Toss the oranges into the Ziploc bag. 2. Open the can of fruit cocktail and dump it into the bag, along with your own emotional cocktail of nihilism, depression and crippling boredom. 3. Mash them furiously, feeling the anger of being unjustly sentenced to hellish bourgeois existence of cable television and suburban shopping malls. 4. Squeeze in a state of frenzied self-involvement.

You now have a big bag of gushy fruit. In order to take that fruit to the next level, you're going to need to heat it up to get the process going. But prison cells aren't outfitted like the local Crate and Barrel, so you're going to use hot water to warm the bag enough to get it up. to snuff.

DROWNING YOUR SORROWS.
1. Go run the hot water in your bathtub. 2. Now that the fruit has been beaten to a pulp, throw in sixteen ounces of water and mingle together. Double check that Ziploc seal to ensure you don't spill orange goo all over the place. As the water begins to steam, allow the sneaking feeling that you'll never amount to anything run down your spine. 3. Place the bag under the tap for 15 minutes to heat it up.

BE PATIENT AND SLIGHTLY PARANOID.
1. You will now have a large, ominous Ziploc bag of warm crap. 2. Take the pruno, tenderly, like a proud parent of a newborn and wrap it in a towel, so it can stay warm and speed along the fermentation process. 3. Stash "Baby Pruno" extremely well, so none of the authority figures in your life will start asking questions and have to be shanked later on. Once your bag of festering fruit is hidden, wait 48 hours while constantly paranoid someone will find your pruno and steal it. Accuse everyone. Refuse to sleep.

STEP TWO: A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR.
After 48 hours of sitting in a warm place, that bag of mashed fruit will attempt to become a crud-filled beach ball, as the gases released from the start of the fermentation process swell the plastic bag.
Once the bag is opened, you'll immediately smell something yeasty and foul, like bread dough that's been raised on the mean streets of South Central. This smell is a good thing. It means you're ready to feed your pruno.

To speed along the fermentation and also to impart a better taste, you're going to have to add something sweet to the mix.

1. This means it's ketchup and sugar time! After you've befreinded that old person and raided the local Burger King, 2. add two big old squirts of ketchup 3. and 50 sugar cubes. Swish around the ketchup and sugar a bit, which will give the pruno a reddish tint, then go run that hot water. Stinky Baby Pruno needs a bath. Real bad. 4. Instead of 15, run the pulp under the faucet for a full 30 minutes to ensure the sugar is fully absorbed into the fermenting fruit juice. 5. After heating the bag, wrap it up again -- we used a bigger towel for our growing Baby. 6. Remember this image, for it is the last time you'll see Baby for three days.

STEP THREE: RINSE, LATHER, HEAT, REPEAT.
With the sugar feeding the fermentation process, Baby Pruno will continue to give off gas as alcohol is produced. Make sure to keep a close eye on Baby Pruno, because if you're not careful, the bag holding Baby Pruno will pop, letting nasty orange pulp and mushy fruit cocktail seep all over the place. This happened when we were making pruno and the apartment smelled like Newark for three days.

Now that everything's together, all you have to do is wait, heating the bag up under hot water for 15 minutes once a day for the next three days. Once you're done with this last push, the pruno is "ready" to drink.

THE HOME STRETCH
The last three days of pruno making are not very strenuous, but in the spirit of providing complete, easy-to-follow directions, we present the final steps. 1. Heat the bag. 2. Wait a day. 3. Heat the bag. 4. Wait a day. 5. Heat the bag. 6. Wait a day. 7. Prepare to die.

STEP FOUR: CUT THE CRAP, LEAVE THE JUICE.
1. After a week's worth of being heated up and wrapped in a towel, your pruno will be a mushy bag of fruit glop. 2. As this picture shows, pruno looks almost exactly like vomit. Oddly it smells like vomit, too. 3. Spoon out the fruit mash, leaving behind only the liquid. 4. You middle-class wannabe felons can use a strainer to ensure none of the fruit remains slip into the beverage. 5. Of course, this strainer does little to stop the mold, which you can see in that white splotch right there. 6. Without the fruit you will have enough pruno left over to fill about two pint glasses.




#2 Hippie3

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 07:08 AM

we used raisins and bread when i was in county lock-up

#3 nerve

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 10:13 AM

Lol. Fun read thanks imok.

#4 iamsmiley

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 01:06 PM

i love making moonshine and I'm sure I'll never be without booze in jail(hope i don't ever have to go),i hear working in the kitchen is supposed to be good.Natural yeasts are present in unpasteurized fruit so make sure you find something like grapes, raisins, bread(yeast) or fresh fruit.The gas produced by booze making is co2 and its not good to leave it open to the air after the first day or two as booze is made anaerobically .you can also use potatoes and rice if thats all you can get but you need to spit in it because your spit contains an enzyme called "amylase" that breaks down carbohydrates into simple sugars that the yeast can use.

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Posted 07 November 2005 - 03:58 PM

Excellent recipe. I'll have to give this a go next time i'm locked up.

#6 fungalsporesolution

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 06:38 PM

http://www.blacktabl...illin030901.htm

a guide to make a ghetto ass prison drink similar to native american alcohol making recipes

enjoy

#7 Dank Side Of The Shroom

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 06:45 PM

well than. if i ever get sent to hell ill at east be sloshed. :puke:

#8 shortbed454

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Posted 11 August 2006 - 07:29 PM

sounds yummy!

#9 Cryingblackoil

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 09:06 AM

Bathtub? What prison was this guy in... :D

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 10:22 AM

What about making potato beer? Nasty stuff...could also be used as paint stripper

#11 Hippie3

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 10:49 AM

potatoes are for making vodka

#12 toasty

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Posted 12 August 2006 - 12:09 PM

i spent some time on vacation and a guy had some of this brew.....rather drank my own urine.




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