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#21 marmy

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 08:50 AM

i thought this was a thread about drinking coors light with the new vent top ....

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:43 AM

A buddy and I were looking for morel and a fuck faced asshole all cammo'ed up told us we had to leave. Apparently we were on Port Authority property and we were trespassing. We asked for his ID and he offered it. Threatened to prosecute us and some other shit. He was turkey hunting on Port Authority land and had a tree stand for deer hunting too. He escorted us to our truck and showed us a sign on the way out. I guess it was king's royal hunting grounds after all. There were three vehicles around our truck. Apparently several Port Authority employees were enjoying a nice turkey hunt. They said if we came back they would hammer us.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:25 AM

fuck wannabe nazis who try to force others to think/believe as they do
and fuck anyone who tries to interfere in my lifestyle.

#24 Hippie3

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:25 AM

A buddy and I were looking for morel and a fuck faced asshole all cammo'ed up told us we had to leave. Apparently we were on Port Authority property and we were trespassing. We asked for his ID and he offered it. Threatened to prosecute us and some other shit. He was turkey hunting on Port Authority land and had a tree stand for deer hunting too. He escorted us to our truck and showed us a sign on the way out. I guess it was king's royal hunting grounds after all. There were three vehicles around our truck. Apparently several Port Authority employees were enjoying a nice turkey hunt. They said if we came back they would hammer us.

luck you weren't shot.
stay OUT of the woods during hunting season.

#25 seedlessstinky1

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:37 AM

I'm sure we've all done this one....Get wasted and forget where the hell you put anything the next morning/day. Meanwhile you spend the next day finding a peice of your phone here, weed there, empty beer can here, bruise here, cut there, wait a minute who the fuck is that....lol....:eusa_clap

Damn im tired.....:yawn:

Gotta love it. :heart:

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:43 AM

im venting about my balls. my balls always sweat and always itch. no matter what. sitting at a job interview and all you wan to do is scratch your balls. or you can feel that sweat dripping down your nuts tyring to look the employer right in the eye. lol...


damn balls always sweat and always itch. damn balls!


/me hands eats a can of anti-fungal and a script for antibiotics.

:eusa_sile Dont worry you secret is safe with us. :heart:

#27 Dank Side Of The Shroom

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 02:19 PM

dont forget eaty when they all sweaty and itchy and get stuck to ur leg.

#28 Ras Asad

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 04:57 PM

fuck wannabe nazis who try to force others to think/believe as they do
and fuck anyone who tries to interfere in my lifestyle.


amen.

fuck them and their pale horse:horse:

#29 cuts

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 05:24 PM

Why the F*ck are girls such a tease? Why can't they just get down to business?!

#30 Ras Asad

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 05:30 PM

cuz they dont wanna seem "to easy" cuts. :lol:

#31 cuts

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 05:35 PM

Well DAMN...i'm talking about girls playing mind games with ya...like come on to you like they mean business constantly and then tell you otherwise...then afterwards they do it again..but even more! fricking Irate i tell you!

#32 catdaddy

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 06:00 PM

The second time, tell them to get lost, you'd rather fuck your hand.

#33 Hippie3

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:08 PM

im venting about my balls. my balls always sweat and always itch. no matter what. sitting at a job interview and all you wan to do is scratch your balls. or you can feel that sweat dripping down your nuts tyring to look the employer right in the eye. lol...


damn balls always sweat and always itch. damn balls!

take a bath, then use body powder
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#34 suckerfree

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:24 PM

take a bath, then use body powder
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I can't believe some guys are still in the dark ages when it comes to their 'balls'.
I started powdering my nuts YEARS ago... (couldn't imagine them any other way now) shave them too, the girls will
love you for it.

#35 Dr.Hallucination

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:01 PM

Yes guy's,,,take care of your balls...But that's not my rant...You know what really pisses me off...Texting...I fuking hate Texting.... Fuck People who are constantly on there cell phones texting.Walking with there heads down texting.Texting at the same time while eating pizza,and texting while driving, texting while listening to three screaming kids in the back seat of there gas guzzling SUV.YAYAYA,texting is cheaper,having no cell phone is free,that's cheap LOL....pay phone costs a quarter,still pretty cheap...I have a land line and internet.If you can't get a hold of me with one of these two methods,chances are I am out,,and do not want to be contacted at that time anyway.:headbang:

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:31 PM

I can't believe some guys are still in the dark ages when it comes to their 'balls'.
I started powdering my nuts YEARS ago... (couldn't imagine them any other way now) shave them too, the girls will
love you for it.





Hahhahaahahha u guys are just great for a laugh !

http://mycotopia.net...-your-nuts.html

#37 stickyscissors

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:42 AM

It really sucks ass when you are new to an area and you don't have any friends.

Especially on nights like these.

How the hell do you make friends when your major hobbies are all illegal?

fucking gov't.

#38 ShroomGuerilla

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:49 AM

I want to sleep!.

The last 3 weeks, I have gotten less than 4 hours a night.
Wake up every morning feeling restless and nauseous.

Sleeping pills dont work.
Smoking exorbitant amounts
of herb and bubblehash dont work.

Ever since I quit opiates, my sleep sucks!
Makes me miss those demon pills and powder.
I am destined for shitty sleep the rest of my life?

:pirate:

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 06:34 AM

Waking up to a complete raging bitch 4 out of five school days a week is the most bullshit I have ever heard. Its one thing to be a pissy bitch one day a week but 4 days is just not fkn cool.

#40 Ras Asad

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 05:46 PM

:lol: Dr H.... ... I am with you all the way bro!

i hate that shit to.... and dont own one either...
and to take it a step further... i got rid of the landline to! haha :lol:




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