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#1 Hippie3

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:32 PM

cf. http://www.hammacher...blish/74670.asp

$1400 [it's real]
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#2 warriorsoul

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:34 PM

Looks a little bulky.:rasta:

#3 dead_diver

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:35 PM

I want one but I'm not sure why.

#4 marmy

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:39 PM

thats all i need.. one more dust collector

#5 Shromadon

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 07:24 PM

Does it break apart into sections? That would be annoying to use if it was really that long, a whopping 8 inches...

Even has a damn cigar cutter...
And golf tools...

Just imagine what that thing could transform into if it touched a piece of the allspark tho, lol.

#6 firerat

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 07:32 PM

By the time you find what tool you need, the zombies will get you.

Bet it would make a hell of a weapon if you put it on a string.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 07:46 PM

By the time you find what tool you need, the zombies will get you.



damn that was my first thought ,LOL
the zombies be on you before you good mcgyver somthen up :horse:

http://en.wikipedia...._Survival_Guide <--- must read !

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#8 Jose_sixpac

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 07:50 PM

Wow was that a 10" table saw/ compound miter saw on that thing?
comes complete with a four man pup tent, Sky hook, 100' rope ladder Bunsen burner/tooth pick remover.

Ok I'll stop.


That is for the guy that has everything except a good memory, can't forget nuttin with thaat beast hangin off yer arse...I'll keep my 50 year old K-bar, and buy an elbo...wit the 1,400

but that table saw sure looked mighty purdy.

Edited by Jose_sixpac, 02 July 2009 - 07:53 PM.
had to add the LB and spelt Buy wrong...


#9 johnnydigital

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:00 PM

ROFL, OMG.. that thing is CRAZY!!

Haha could you imagine someone wipping that thing out? You'd need two hands to cut something with it... I like my 8" Rambo knife... and not only cuz I can hide herbs in the handle :D

#10 Ras Asad

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 08:51 PM

:lol:
ultimate,
most impractical survival tool!

"here, can you guys each hold an end while i hold the middle so we can get this screw out!" :lol:

and...
is that a little carabiner on there?
haha, really? lol

#11 Soliver

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:19 PM

Geez... a fool and their money truly are soon parted...

$1,400 for a "pocketknife" you can't even use. You can but a functional car
for that much do-re-mi !

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#12 eatyualive

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:21 PM

how does one hold that in the hand lol...

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:52 PM

how does one hold that in the hand lol...

It's this guy's I think...
http://mycotopia.net...=1&d=1246600268

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#14 Oblivion

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Posted 03 July 2009 - 04:03 AM

Naw, a nice buck knife can replace all that stuff.




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