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#1 Hippie3

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 07:23 PM

http://www.sandman.com/telco.html

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#2 bosshogg

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 07:30 PM

that's awesome !! i love the phone powered glow in the dark vibrator LMAO !!

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 08:35 PM

Oh I am so getting that vibrator for the wife.

" Honey, what if I'm home and the power is out, we run out of AA's, and you're not here to please me?"

"Gotcha covered baby!!"

Now you can literally get fucked by the phone company!!

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 08:42 PM

Now you can literally get fucked by the phone company!!


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#5 Scratch

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 08:50 PM

Free electricity from the phone company???
More likely you've been providing free electricity
TO the phone company.

Trace your interior phone wiring run. Somewhere
along the line you'll find a phone company
transformer plugged/wired into your electric circuit.

I unplugged mine.

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 09:02 PM

Maybe in your house... I had to wire up a johnny-rigged hardwire phone during a power
outage last year, used my teeth to strip a wire and received an unpleasant zing
through my mouth... not like sucking a light socket, but there was certainly some power
there. BTW, if the phone company was wired into your house, and you disconnected
it.... how do you use the phone?

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#7 Hippie3

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 09:04 PM

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#8 synth

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 10:45 PM

lol, what?

sandman.com
supports the environment

All of the items on our site
are available in an ecologically
friendly GREEN version, for
only 25% more than the regular price.
Just ask your salesman
for the GREEN upgrade.

Our GREEN products are
identified with a GREEN dot
on the plastic packaging, which signifies that the 25% GREEN surcharge is being used to
reduce our carbon footprint.

The additional money you pay
for our GREEN products is
used to purchase bird food for
our 11 parakeets. The parakeets have been specially trained to
flap their wings to keep our
office cool in the summer, and
warm in the winter, reducing
our energy needs.



#9 Scratch

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Posted 06 July 2009 - 11:11 PM

how do you use the phone?


Phone works fine without ma bell
transformer plugged in.

Phone company installer told me they
have been putting transformers in to
help in households with multiple phone
extensions & answering machines.

He said ringing all those extensions
takes more juice than what they
provide on the line.

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:13 AM

http://www.instructa...n-Electricity!/
All phone lines have a constant flow of voltage, around 40-70 volts (up to 100 volts when it rings!), but you can't just plug stuff into it and expect it to work. You can really mess with your phone system by doing that

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2. (1) 240ohm resistor
3. (1) 510ohm resistor
4. (1) LM317L Regulator
5. (1) KBP210 Bridge Rectifier
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#11 Hippie3

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 06:24 AM

i believe the idea
isn't running stuff off the phone lines-
use a charger to charge a few deep cycle batteries to store power.
use power inverter to draw high wattages when needed.

#12 SharkieJones

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 01:30 PM

Interesting.

#13 GodofOldGodsWatching

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 05:08 PM

lol, what?

I believe that the idea there is that if you pay extra for the same product but of a "Green" variety, the company will divert funds towards buying carbon-offset credits. There are quite a few retailers/service providers doing similar things recently, as far as I know.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:35 AM

when you do this line will become busy and no calls can get through...




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