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#1 extrememetal43

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 07:18 PM

So yesterday i was travelin abour 5 hrs to go to a concert and i got pulled over. Well it turns out the state cops was a narcotics officer. after he issued my warning about my speed he proceeded to ask if i was drinking...i wasnt so i said no. then he proceeded to ask if i had any weapons or illegal drugs in the car. i of course said no but that wasnt entirely truthful...i had an ounce of mushroom choclates in the back with our food.

Anyway he proceeds to ask if i mind him searchin out the car. im like fuck that no i dont feel comfortable. He kept pushing me for 5 minutes asking y i wouldnt let him take a quik look. Always deny a search so thats what i did i kept saying no i dont feel comfortable. After a few moments he made my friends get out of the car.

He was then like well i got a dog in the back of the car im gona let him circle the car to and if he gives me a sign im gonna have to get a warrant. He ask me how i felt and i kept stating it wasnt necesary but well he let the dog circle the car. He came back to us and said hes getting a warrant the dog gave him a sign the car was dirty. I think it was bullshit because the dog never did anything out of the ordinary. hes says itl only take 2 hrs to get a warrant and to sit tight. but then he continues to badger me and ask if thers nuthin in the car y dont i just let him take a look. i keep saying im not comfortable its my car i dont like people goin thru my things. He ask again i again say no again and then the fucking cop says well itl only take 5 minutes and proceeds to start searchin out my car.

Fucking bullshit 100% illegal search...no warrant and no consent. at this point im relieved bc i feel my rights have just been fucked and if he finds the chocolates that shit wont hold up in court. But at the same time i had two tupperwares filled with chocoalte shrooms, one half oz chocolate per container one with pretzels one without. so im sweatin it a lil! Long story short he searches out the car comes back in 5 minutes and says well that wasnt too bad was it and said im free to go. Those cholcolates were in with our food and he didnt see anything out of the ordinary and let us go.

Stupid fucking cop haha! but long story short the chocolates saved my ass 100%. If i had dry boomers id a been fucked even if my rights were violated itd a fucked my day and screwed me up for a bit.

To complete the story I we made it to the show and i ended up eating a fuckload of that chocolate in addition to giving away a bunch and trippin many people out. I tripped my balls off haha off the chocolates that survived the canine fucking police narcotics officer search. Fuck the police they didnt find my shit! i had the best time of my life at the show and last night was just awesome.

But the point of the thread is a lot of us are traveling around the country ridin a lil dirty and what are some safe ways to keep us safe and our head stashes safe.

Doing mushies as chocolates 100% saved my ass last nite...i totally recomend traveling with chocolates if your takin mushies for the trip.

At a previous show i got run up on by the cops while i was smokin and the better part of my stash was in a stash can. I think stash cans are a great thing to bring along. When the cops ran up on me they looked thru my van askin where the rest was...i said thats all i had meanwhile the stash can that they moved aside while lookin thru my stuff saved my ass.

Also, watch your speed. I was stupid to be drivin a lil fast so dont give em a reason to pull you over. Make sure your cars inspected and you have all necesary owners card, drivers liscences, and insurance cards. Make sure your lights work proper.

Deny all searches...stay strong just deny it. I came close to caving but if i allowed a search that dog may have been allowed in the van and went directly for those chocolates. that is if they can smell mushies. It can be debated wether the dog actually smelled my shit.

My friend had a good idea he said to get a cb radio and ask the truckers for bear reports. He said theres always a trucker out there that will tell you where they are so you know to be extra careful.

Also, the cop didnt like our story. We said we were driving 5 hrs to visit family. We didnt want to say we were goin to a concert bc we knew wed of givin our selves away. Well he found it suspicious bc he didnt feel that was a normal one day trip 5 hrs each way. He said it was weird we didnt pack much so if your goin on a run a long distance for one day maybe just say your goin away for a few days and pack a bag with clothes or a bit of luggage to support your story.

But does anyone else have any other tips as far as keeping us safe on the road? please add them if you can it can help all of us.

But i gota tell you to trip as hard and as good as i did off the mushrooms that survived the police canine search was fuckin awesome. all nite i was like fuck tha police...they aint gettin me this time haha! that show kicked so much fuckin ass i had the best time evr and now i got a story to tell for a long time to come.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 07:34 PM

I assume it wasn't those pot leafed chocolates eh :lol:?Good advice in here though.A good idea is to carry you chocolates/brownies along with regular inconspicuous food.Even if the dog hits on it it may be passed of as the dog just being hungry.Search dogs can be coerced into "hitting" on a vehicle.So I grind all my stems and seeds to a fine powder and spread to throw the dogs off.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 07:36 PM

Alot of dogs are trained with a tennis ball full of pot to help the dog learn the smell, but in the process they learn the smell of the synthetics in the ball. So they will key on not just the smell of pot, but all possable synthetics made of the same thing the ball is. So you are almost always going to get keyed on, stash or no stash. And who is to say if the dog keys or not. Is it a bark, sit, lay down, whine, or scrach. It is all crap imo.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 07:42 PM

Well, we all know that leo profiles. 100% they do, whether it is racial or social.

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

So, I always try to look like a blue collar workingman proffesional . Clean work shirt, decent haircut, clean shaven. No weird stickers on vehicle. Just your average everyday, work for a living guy. I drive a little over speed limit. but not too fast.

I actually just do that on an every day basis, average does not get hassled or remembered.

Self expression is nice and all, but really, the only self expression that really matters is what is in your head. You don't need the whole world to see who you are to be who you are.

So what I am saying, is that if you look like the part, you must be the part. Or at least that is what i think leo thinks
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 08:09 PM

should've asked for the cops badge #, name etc. after he illegally searched your car, since he didn't find anything... make that fucker sweat a little after that bullshit he pulled

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 09:49 PM

Well, we all know that leo profiles. 100% they do, whether it is racial or social.

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

So, I always try to look like a blue collar workingman proffesional . Clean work shirt, decent haircut, clean shaven. No weird stickers on vehicle. Just your average everyday, work for a living guy. I drive a little over speed limit. but not too fast.

I actually just do that on an every day basis, average does not get hassled or remembered.

Self expression is nice and all, but really, the only self expression that really matters is what is in your head. You don't need the whole world to see who you are to be who you are.

So what I am saying, is that if you look like the part, you must be the part. Or at least that is what i think leo thinks

Agreed, it never hurts to look a little clean cut, or to keep your tattoo's and stuff a bit hiddne. If you look and act like you aren't up to something, they generally don't care to waste their time fuckin around with you.

OTOH, if you have long hair or dreadlocks, and a bunch of tattoos and piercings with a car loaded up for a weekend of camping and stuff, they may feel a little inclined to check things out a bit more. If you look clean cut and throw in a few fishing poles or something with your gear, they also don't tend to look as hard.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 10:02 PM

I got tagged this morning for 70 in a 35 mph zone
I tried to explain to him that a Ducati cannot go that slow
He was not amused, I hate cops
I was just on my way to work and not being reckless

He did not get me on radar therefore i pay my lawyer $200 and get on 90 days deferred:pirate:

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 10:35 PM

Sorry to hear that Paw. 2 seconds sooner on the radar gun and he would have got you for 110 in a 35 I bet.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:46 PM

I had just kicked 4th gear kinda hard so i wasnt doing much over 90
I will just start riding the Gulf Freeway to work again instead of Old Galveston

I am to old to slow down at this point in my life:eusa_danc
Riding to work in the am dodging cars is the high point of my day until i do it again going home.
The fastest bike i ever had was a `77 Honda F Supersport because it would launch off the line so fast
I would not have to shift that bike in 2nd until i was going 70
That bike would tear my Ducati up at 90mph+ bigtime

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 12:03 AM

Well, we all know that leo profiles. 100% they do, whether it is racial or social.

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.

So, I always try to look like a blue collar workingman proffesional . Clean work shirt, decent haircut, clean shaven. No weird stickers on vehicle. Just your average everyday, work for a living guy. I drive a little over speed limit. but not too fast.

I actually just do that on an every day basis, average does not get hassled or remembered.

Self expression is nice and all, but really, the only self expression that really matters is what is in your head. You don't need the whole world to see who you are to be who you are.

So what I am saying, is that if you look like the part, you must be the part. Or at least that is what i think leo thinks

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 01:46 AM

Pack your contraband in your girl's suitcase in her underwear. If it's used - so much the better. If a dog hits on it, act scornful and call it a pussy-hound.

And - don't do two illegal things at a time. If you're going to speed, make sure your seatbelt is on, etc.

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 03:24 AM

Next time I make a trip of importance, I will be wearing a suit and a bible will be on the dashboard..... hard to get asked many questions that way, and well worth the discomfort of being a cleverly disguised atheist lol. Im not to fond of police. Got picked up in my drive way yesterday for a bench warrant on a stupid speeding ticket. They did not try to come into my house at all though. They just wanted my money really.

Good job dude.

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 09:10 AM

I have told them "my father is a lawyer,get a warrant,I need a good lawsuit" and they backed off,the main thing is to remain calm.Being nervous and sweating profusely gets them all busthorny

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 10:42 AM

the longer it takes you to hide your stash the harder it will be to find. Do not be afraid to remove a body panel or find a spot in your car that is hard for you to get to. A small bag of weed can be hidden in lots of places that are very hard to find. I've had a car searched for 45 minutes before because i reeked of weed. I had taken the time to hide it in a very hard to get to spot. They found nothing, gave me a traffic ticket and sent me on my way. A little effort can go a long way. Most casual drug users i know dont think they will ever get caught and usually just keep the weed on them or stuffed under the seat. There are also certain body shops that will build you a electronically locked stash spot if you are really concerned.

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 10:53 AM

Policedogs are trained to know the smell of shrooms in the U.S.?

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:24 AM

So yesterday i was travelin abour 5 hrs to go to a concert and i got pulled over. Well it turns out the state cops was a narcotics officer. after he issued my warning about my speed he proceeded to ask if i was drinking...
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This is where you made your mistake :puke:, as soon as the police have issued your citation/warning you are free to go. You should have said "Am I free to go?" after the warning was issued, he would have said yes... then you can drive off... :pirate:

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:54 AM

i herd if u have a dog in your car and thay have a k9 unit the dog is 99% false positive so most of the time thay will not even bother if u have a dog with u just wanted to put that in ther have a great one best of luck to the travalers

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 12:56 PM

i herd if u have a dog in your car and thay have a k9 unit the dog is 99% false positive so most of the time thay will not even bother if u have a dog with u just wanted to put that in ther have a great one best of luck to the travalers


http://nevergetbusted.com/ this site is run by a former narcotics officer. His videos are very informative and cover things like you just mentioned :headbang: I've seen all the videos and highly recommend them (if your in the USA) :puke:

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 01:17 PM

thats how the jack ass pigs are here out in the sticks. my bro got pulled over and he wouldnt let them search. he had nothing in the car at all. was sober as could be. dog gave bs signal and cop searched for a hr. after all that my brother filed a harasment claim and it was all on the dash cams video camera of the dog doing nothing at all. cop was suspended for illegal search and seizure. but when traveling with shit there really is now safe way especialy weed, coke , meth. no dogs ive ever heard of that smell mushrooms. we always just mail what we need ahead to the people we meeting if far away. though ive taken am track from chicago to fort myers FL with 2 lbs of dank and never had a problem. not sure how much the trains search nowadays but 5 years ago there was no x rays or metal detectors. glad u made it and got fucked up. :rasta:

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 02:08 PM

I think that the chocs are a good idea but a small suggestion. Cops in many areas are now hip to mushroom chocs so if your chocs look like commercial candies (not too big, fancy wrapper etc.) its better. Also, you can mix mush powder with many different food types, so be creative and you should get by if its mixed in with the food suff. Also the BIG red flag is weed. I know that most of the folks here smoke but if you you are carrying mush and you can get by without smoking weed and have a nice neutral looking car that has not had weed smoked in it that makes a huge difference. Most people who are weed smokers don't realize how smelly it is to non smokers and the lingering odors.
A case in point is a bust that I read about in Nebraska. A guy was apparently transporting 60 pounds (thats right!) of dried shrooms to to New York and got pulled over for a simple speeding violation BUT the cops smelled weed and searched the car. OOPS! Great day for the Nebraska police and I do feel bad for our shroom brother who got popped BUT if he was smart and was doing a run of that size he would have been more careful and kept the marijuana completely out of the picture as that is the number one easiest thing to catch LEOs attention. Also, a little grey hair seems to work wonders in the respect department. Its always the young guys who seem to get hassled. Just an observation...




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