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Funniest mushroom 'misinformations' you've heard?


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#41 PsychoactiveMessiah

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 12:39 AM

"oh shit man I can get the mushrooms with the gold flakes, they are the best you can ever eat"
I know ppl that used to roll blunts of shrooms and pretend to be blasted.
maybe its placebo, I dunno?

I too once smoked mushrooms and was pissed I wasted them after smoking a quarter and not getting a buzz. Just a headache and a nasty taste in my mouth.

Hydro shrooms is a very popular street myth too... I just laugh and nod my head most times...

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Posted 10 February 2006 - 01:52 AM

hmmm...makes me think i should leave the verm on after picking and do some placebo tests with friends.

'that was just one gram? it must have been the flakes dude!!!'

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 10:20 PM

Ive heard the oxygen thing w/ huffing (wich is acutaly true im sure)

any ways ive heard that you only need to lick the gils of the shroom to get tripping... And that you eating them is the spores trying to start growing in youre brain! lol

cheers

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By them starting to grow is how youre brain enterprets the spores... and you halucinate

#44 maynardsdick

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Posted 13 February 2006 - 10:52 PM

I know ppl that used to roll blunts of shrooms and pretend to be blasted.
maybe its placebo, I dunno?
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that would be some hilarious stuff.

kinda reminds me of the cheers episode where everyone in the bar wanted to cliff clavin drunk....with nonalcoholic beer. cliff starts acting wasted and everyone else is laughing at that fool.

#45 SharkieJones

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 09:39 AM

This is what I've heard that is funny. I like to save the magic in the bottom bag. The little gold crystals I save for last. LOL

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 09:42 AM

:lol:

The little gold crystals I save for last. LOL



#47 wumpsdad

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:23 PM

In Amsterdam you could buy pre-rolled jonts with mushroom in it. Dunno if they still do.
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#48 anticheffy

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:37 PM

lol

they had opium doobies too that just gave ya a headache

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:14 PM

Two urban ledgens: hydro shrooms, and flashbacks. Believe me about the later, as I've been waiting for my free trip for over 30 years.

I have never driven a car over the ledge, but ledges have eased over to my car while tripping. Or something like that.

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:38 PM

I wonder if my shit would look gold and sparkley if I ate enough shrooms with verm on them LOL

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:34 PM

I was talking to people last night, we were watching Iron Chef, and they were cooking mushrooms. One started saying how if you smoke shrooms, the seeds will get into your lungs and start growing. Then the other guy said he used to smoke shrooms all of the time.
There was no convincing either of the other wise...

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 09:43 AM

Iron Chefs? Were they hickory-smoked or rolled into blunts and smoked? Sounds like an interesting discussion to have on a cooking show...??:eusa_thin

Hmmm. Hickory/mesquite-smoked shrooms...

#53 Hippie3

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 09:19 PM

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Hmmm. Hickory/mesquite-smoked shrooms...


not as far-fetched
as you might think.
see bar-b-q'd shrooms

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 12:42 AM

Actually mushrooms are classed as a toxin, just a weak one.

Apparently in Australia some doctors think that since there isn't enough lab research with this toxin that they don't dare give accident victims anything for fear of an adverse reaction...

#55 St. Luke

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 01:03 AM

Stephen Peele at FMRL (Florida Mushroom Research Labratory) in a recent TEO says it is not working. Life finds a way. Don't sweat it. Heck, the Coka plant in Columbia has already developed strains proof against the terrible shit the CIA keeps dumping on their fields...defoliants like Round-UP and much worse.


This made me think; is it possible to force such a development?
You can do it with bacteria. In a large culture, there will be some that are penicilin resistant. If you then add penicilin to the substrate, only the resistant bacteria will survive and then you have a resistant strain.
Maybe you could do something similar with mushroom cultures?

#56 dbzeroone

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 01:24 AM

I bought shrooms once and the guy said:

"See all that dust in the bottom of the bag? Them's the spores... they're the most potent part. Mix that stuff with peanut butter cuz they need to bond with the fat to digest in your stomach."

Like a few people mentioned above, I didn't bother to enlighten him.

#57 Hippie3

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 07:43 AM

just because it's called
a toxin
by some [not all] doctors
doesn't mean it's toxic.

there are 'political' pressures
that force that classification
as inebriation is considered proof of poisoning,
to wit 'intoxicated'.

they also call shrooms a 'narcotic'
which it ain't.

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:45 AM

Yeah I still hear people say that the reason you trip is because you are being poisoned. :p
Like you would get the same effect from rat poison or something.




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