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[Mrs.Hippie3]

Are you ready for THEM ?

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[MrChen]

Geez no way. I will flee [with food :D] if I ever see 'em here. I am hoping with the tare-away jersey [chenstrap] I should be able to outrun those slow moving...

[Digital Phoenix]

Aim for the head

[curenado]

Well Chen, I was going to say run here - but it's just not safe for anyone to be nekked in Arkansas....Zombies are nothing next to rednecks on home cooked cold tablets! Unlike bears though, they are too lazy to climb trees so remember that...

I can't believe I watched the whole thing :lol: couldn't quit..

"ZEMA" huh? Didn't it take them 5 days to get water to the super dome?

They came through here once, it was bad on us here but since it wasn't enough of a press opportunity they ditched us and said we'd be better 'afore many of us died. People think a lot of them around here. :lol:

We have a Office of Emergency Managrment too! He bullshits on the phone and drives around in a big truck looking for some kind of damage he can get a check for. Funny? I never heard we've ever got any though...

OK - blah - quit
That was fun! But it clearly was for yankees because there weren't no warning about zombie VD and how we not 'posta ta be...you know..catchin' 'em and keepin' 'em in a box under the bed and what have ya...

:lol:

[Santiago]

I want to respond before I watch the video.

I'm not ready for a zombocalypse yet, but I'm GETTING ready for one. You run out of bullets eventually, that's why you've got to make your body the weapon. That's where my tai chi comes in. Also, I'd like to learn the sword movements as well eventually. Then I'll just be PRAYING for zombocalypse. Also, one of my best friends has a cache of weapons including a really cool hard plastic club/mace type thing with a huge spike on one end.

Also, I'd like to fight 10 ft. serpents and big scorpions.

Edit: omg - that was freaking HILARIOUS. "Sister knows her role. Young girls should fly into an unreasonable panic at the first sign of trouble. This helps inspire the men."

lol

Edited by Santiago, 15 June 2010 - 07:48 PM.

[director of sound]

i got a forrest fire watch tower on my property... i plan on holding up in there with food, water and a generator on stand by to electrify the ladder going up it if i had to. other than that id play sniper if any show up in my neck of the woods. kinda unlikely as my closest neighbor is 5 mi. away.

[Mrs.Hippie3]

Any cemeteries around there ? I have 3 in walking distance so I keep my ballbat near.

[Freaky]

Any cemeteries around there ? I have 3 in walking distance so I keep my ballbat near.

:ballbat: Excellent plan Mrs.H!

Bring it! :nunchuck:

[scooby doo]

I think I'd live on the water..I don't think that zombies can swim, once the petro ran out sailing would be the only way to go..I can sail. You think the zombie virus would spread to fish? I don't think they would.

[Mrs.Hippie3]

They dont need to swim because they dont breathe so they cross rivers by walking on the bottom.

[calistoner]

my plan was just to get a shotgun and as much ammo as possible, then flee to the nearest costco and take it over.

you could live in there for some time.

[firerat]

there is a wallmart next to lowes here ,, i plan to take them over an build my fort inside ,,,

just remember jay, you wont be the only one there. everybody who isn't a flesh eater will be hiding out with you.


Calistoner just kind of proved my point.

For me the plan is to be where no one else is, not where everyone will be clamoring to be.

[Digital Phoenix]

i got a forrest fire watch tower on my property... i plan on holding up in there with food, water and a generator on stand by to electrify the ladder going up it if i had to. other than that id play sniper if any show up in my neck of the woods. kinda unlikely as my closest neighbor is 5 mi. away.

With the closest neighbor at 5 miles I bet you don't need a zombie attack to play sniper, especially if you roll like superpeyotebros. Hell frickin yeah!


Oops, I should add pumpkin sniping in there somewhere. Didn't mean old fashioned people sniping. Just some good healthy pumpkin, beer can, log, whatever shootin. :)

Edited by Digital Phoenix, 15 June 2010 - 09:13 PM.
pumpkin sniper

[GadgetGuy]

I'd be runnin around choppin heads off left and right like it was my new favorite hobby. The first thing I would do is steal a massive pick up truck or a semi cab and drive around mowing them down like dandelions. After that it's off to walmart for tons of ammo to keep at Home Depot. Already got a bowl loaded to smoke with jay upon my safe and exciting arrival :headbang:

[Digital Phoenix]

I'd be runnin around choppin heads off left and right like it was my new favorite hobby. The first thing I would do is steal a massive pick up truck or a semi cab and drive around mowing them down like dandelions. After that it's off to walmart for tons of ammo to keep at Home Depot. Already got a bowl loaded to smoke with jay upon my safe and exciting arrival :headbang:

Well fuck guys, can I come too? :rasta: lol and again:rasta:

[mycobri]

Already have guns and ammo ready to go. when they run out
- use anything else just lying around. everything is a weapon ;)
kitana sword is a must. 12 Gauge is a must.

of course my go-baggage contains medical, garden seeds, MRE'S and freeze dried food.
A camelback bladder in my backpack. water purification tablets, prints and beans,
a 2 way radio, maglite, military Flare gun and solid fuel tablets.

the plan would be to constantly take from surroundings to keep going,
find other humans that are still willing to be civil and work as a group.
maybe together - develop some sort of armor that protects from
simple Zombie cuts that get ugly real fast :eusa_doh:
or maybe build some SUV into a Zombie killing tank of some sort :lol:
Also i like DanLarkin's idea about collecting records of human history too

Cool thread