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Do YOU have a Zombie Attack Plan ?


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#21 Ninja33

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 10:42 PM

Oh yeah. And anyone who's bitten gets shot instantly no questions no hesitations.


More fun to keep 'em tied up with chains outside..make a zombie moat to keep out looters :rasta:

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 11:21 PM

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 11:47 PM

I'd be runnin around choppin heads off left and right like it was my new favorite hobby. The first thing I would do is steal a massive pick up truck or a semi cab and drive around mowing them down like dandelions. After that it's off to walmart for tons of ammo to keep at Home Depot. Already got a bowl loaded to smoke with jay upon my safe and exciting arrival :headbang:


Ha! There like a bear! I will swing by and grab I patch just cause I am sure he would be screwed without us, and the world would be a sadder place without his nonsense. . . .

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#24 GadgetGuy

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 12:01 AM

Well fuck guys, can I come too? :weedpoke::rasta: lol and again:rasta:



If you can think on your feet, are comfortable with chopping heads off, and jay approves then come on down!

#25 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 07:26 AM

Here is my getaway plan.

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 07:46 AM

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I like the combine get away plan MaH!

Tannerite Bomb known zombie hideouts :thumbup:

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 11:17 AM

If you can think on your feet, are comfortable with chopping heads off, and jay approves then come on down!

I'll bring some herb. lol

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 11:25 AM

I'll bring some herb. lol




your in :rasta:

#29 Theodore Blass

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 11:50 AM

id have my own colony of zombie fighting ninja chimps ready to go

or some lions..

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 01:06 PM

I'm just gonna get bit and eat brains. Fuck it.

Nom nom nom.

#31 firerat

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 01:24 PM

This is such a great topic.

My other favorite forum is Zombie Squad.

"We make dead things deader."

The idea is if you can plan for a zombie invasion, you can plan for anything. Being a member there and picking up on some ideas got me out of some pickles during hurrican Wilma in '05.

#32 zodd

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 01:28 PM

when in rome aye :dead:

#33 Freaky

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 02:14 PM

I'm just gonna get bit and eat brains. Fuck it.
Nom nom nom.



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too funny StheNC

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 02:57 PM

I'm just gonna get bit and eat brains. Fuck it.

Nom nom nom.


Classic.

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 09:05 PM

Im gonna raid liquor stores left and right.
SHOTS ALL AROUND!

#36 Digital Phoenix

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 09:25 PM

your in :rasta:

Knew that would do it.... lol because its true.:headbang::weedpoke::rasta::headbang:

#37 NRA1420

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 12:17 AM

In the garage I have a few Katanas my grandfatehr took of Japanese soldiers during WWII, still sharp enough to shave my arm. A 12-gague, an m1 garand, m14 carbine and a colt m 1911 .45, with a buttload of ammo. Next to that is an old hand-cranked de-desalination unit off of a salvaged ship in mexico (yep, still works,just needs a ton of elbow grease to crank it!)

But My plan is to dip the the closest bay/harbor and steal a sailboat I could handle with myself or whoever made it there with me, the bigger the better, hook up the desalinization pump to the stern and head out along the coasts.

Surround myself with water. Zombies can't swim, only float, right?
Plkus, has anyone ever forgot to put the ladder down before jumping in the ocean? Almost kill you just trying to get back in without help. Plus you can batten down the hatches!


Just my planski:rasta:


Plus it all depends on if they are shuffling 'tard zombies, or crazy freak-out running around zombies.

Edited by NRA1420, 17 June 2010 - 12:33 AM.


#38 StheNC

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 11:41 AM

...
Plus it all depends on if they are shuffling 'tard zombies, or crazy freak-out running around zombies.



#39 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 11:43 AM

They dont need to swim because they dont breathe so they cross rivers by walking on the bottom.

float ?

#40 StheNC

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 11:54 AM

I think the zombification process diminishes mass and increases buoyancy. I believe there was a university study on it last year. They can't swim, they can't walk on the bottom, they just bob helplessly, moaning for brains.

That'll be my fate. I'll get bit and fall in lake erie. Spend an eternity drifting and hungry.




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