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#1581 Alder Logs

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 08:49 PM

But I'm totally with you about wondering what kind of reinvented math came up with 13 as an answer, lol

 

I got that answer:

 

 

 

Hold it...

 

 

 

Hold it.......

 

 

 

.....it was bad luck! 

 

 

Budda boom, budda bing!


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Posted 20 February 2019 - 09:16 PM

The problem is some wingnut came up with ridiculous ways to teach math and don't get me started with cursive writing, proper english, or spelling. Forget it. Every one of my nieces and nephews cannot sign their name, they print it or just scribble something, cannot do basic math except to count money and I can hardly be around them when they talk because of the ebonics that has flooded everywhere.. because it is somehow cool.. They all call me Aunt Weezah. (From that Julia Roberts movie) lol. I don't care either. I just hold up my hand and walk away. I just cannot do stupid anymore.

 

 

~LOL, rant over.


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#1583 Alder Logs

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 09:27 PM

It should be in the Lulz, but a great bumper sticker I once saw:  

 

AX ME ABOUT

EBONICS

 

Almost as good as:

 

HONK

IF YOU LOVE NOISE

 

Or:

 

MY OTHER CAR

IS UP MY NOSE


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#1584 WolfWhiz

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Posted 25 February 2019 - 01:24 PM

I love these instagram real life memes..

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Posted 25 February 2019 - 01:27 PM

ummm.... WTF????

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Posted 09 March 2019 - 10:54 AM

ummm.... WTF????

LMAO!!!


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#1587 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:10 PM

Looks like Duval Street, Key West.

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 02:19 AM

Looks like Duval Street, Key West.

Gasp! I just stole it so I have no idea :p



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Posted 26 March 2019 - 05:31 PM

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Posted 31 March 2019 - 12:47 AM

A feral cat adopted me two years ago. She started bringing me gifts recently. Mice, rats, sparrows, and I have been semi ok with it. I mean, ewwww right?. Today she dropped the big bomb on me and brought me a jackrabbit. I am thoroughly disgusted now. Thing was as big as she is. I mean, WTF.

 

I am so glad I have all her shots and got her fixed. I wish I knew how to stop this behavior.


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#1591 Alder Logs

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Posted 31 March 2019 - 09:04 AM

Yeah I can dig it.  It's gonna be tough when she brings in one of the neighbor kids.  Glad I have an indoor cat.


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Posted 31 March 2019 - 07:20 PM

She is an outdoor cat. She adopted me not the other way around. All I have done is give her water and food, outside. She comes in the garage and hangs out with me there, and on super cold nights I let her stay in there. No way will she come in the house. I had to lock her in my bathroom overnight for the fix appt, and she flipped out. She hates it in the house. All I did was boost her survival rate with the shots and vet check. SHe was almost dead when she adopted  me. I don't know if someone starved her indoors and then tossed her or if she just couldn't find food. She had pretty serious wounds when she first encountered me also. I think a coyote got to her, or a dog. most of her fur was gone also. She is a gorgeous cat now. And fat. I don't get the hunting stuff since she is never without food and lets me know when her bowl is getting low. It has been escalating big time.


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Posted 31 March 2019 - 11:58 PM

Just some cats... I had a cat that was a murdering fool. and the most dog like lovable cat I have had... LOL, didn't you have a bobcat and this annoys you lol!


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Posted 01 April 2019 - 12:21 AM

The bobcat was in a controlled environment and the only hunting she did was to attack me to get to her food once and growl and scream at her food when she was eating it. No hunting, ever. I dont know what is going on. She just started bringing me bigger prizes. It's not like she is without food.



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Posted 01 April 2019 - 01:02 AM

I was just messing with you... :P



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Posted 01 April 2019 - 04:42 AM

A feral cat adopted me two years ago. She started bringing me gifts recently. Mice, rats, sparrows, and I have been semi ok with it. I mean, ewwww right?. Today she dropped the big bomb on me and brought me a jackrabbit. I am thoroughly disgusted now. Thing was as big as she is. I mean, WTF.

 

I am so glad I have all her shots and got her fixed. I wish I knew how to stop this behavior.

There's a saying here, it will very shortly after they bring 'a brownie' (snake)...



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Posted 01 April 2019 - 10:19 AM

A feral cat adopted me two years ago. She started bringing me gifts recently. Mice, rats, sparrows, and I have been semi ok with it. I mean, ewwww right?. Today she dropped the big bomb on me and brought me a jackrabbit. I am thoroughly disgusted now. Thing was as big as she is. I mean, WTF.

 

I am so glad I have all her shots and got her fixed. I wish I knew how to stop this behavior.

Easy peezy! All ya have to do is eat the head of these gifts of affection. The heads are the cats favorite part and she will so be so appalled that you are taking the best part and leaving the rest for you that she will stop bringing you these gifts.


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Posted 01 April 2019 - 10:50 AM

I want to see pics of that!


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Posted 03 April 2019 - 11:22 AM

Antifa: circa 1908

 

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:28 AM

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