Drug Testing soon
Posted 26 April 2006 - 07:25 AM
I plan on drinking a drink to clean out the system before the test, but I'm still curious as to how long they stay in the human syustem.
Posted 26 April 2006 - 07:31 AM
highly doubtful any employer would
spend the $$.
but weed is detectable for ~a month in urine
Posted 26 April 2006 - 09:36 AM
Hippie now you know that one time use is only 1-4 days. continued use builds up in the fat cells...
Casual use of MJ is fairly easy to hide,lots of water and high fat intake 24 hours prior..You do not want any fat being used for energy from your body and cleaning out that thc from those spent fat sacks..
1-2 joints a weekend and passed many randoms 2-3 days later back in the day. ALWAYS HAD WATER WITH ME AND DRANK TONS ALL THE TIME...
Granted it is still always on the back of your mind wondering if it will be clean...
Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:07 AM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:23 AM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 12:19 PM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 01:12 PM
You can always pass a piss test. There are many methods, do not get caught up in the ones that dont work such as bleach in the sample.... its best to just get known clean piss and heat it or get a synthetic kit that comes w/ a heating pad.
Posted 26 April 2006 - 01:48 PM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 05:22 PM
but don't try any of that shit at the parole office.
many people in prison now
who thought they could beat the tests.
don't join them.
Posted 26 April 2006 - 05:31 PM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 05:35 PM
as far as those drinks to clean out your piss...they haven't worked in an overwhelming majority of casses(and i'm using myself and a few of my friends as an example). they'll usually make the test 'inconclusive' which is pretty much seen as failing by certain employmers. if they do decide to give you another go, you'll just end up getting the same result unless it's juuuuust enough days to make your piss clean.
no use drinking two gallons of water a day for the next week because it'll just cause you discomfot. I'd say drink about 8 cups the day before and another 4-5 the day of the test. don't give them the first piss of the day, and if they are not watching don't pee the beggining of the stream or the very end(if they are not watching that is....just pee the very beggining in the sink/toilet).
Posted 26 April 2006 - 06:13 PM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:51 PM
I might be in the same boat with a urinalysis. It's been 1.5 weeks since smoking, and probably can stall another 1.5 weeks until the test. I was a regular toker up until about two months ago and hit it sporadically after that.
a. sweat a lot up to the test and don't smoke anymore
b. skip the nonsense drinks from what I hear
c. fat load a few days before
d. drink the 8 cups of water the night before and 4 cups before the test
e. try not to piss the first and last part of what I am carrying in my bladder
f. keep looking for another job.
Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:17 PM
Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:32 PM
I think the whole urine testing business for the regular folks out there is not just about the cost of a hair test(I heard the cost has dropped dramatically), but some kind of compromise to appease certain idiots. Even the VPs and head dudes smoke where I work...even on the job. They just give tests on start up, so they can get certain contracts. I get popped for this and don't get the job, and I might just start talking cause they are all hypocrites... Probably not. F it.
Posted 27 April 2006 - 05:01 AM
Posted 27 April 2006 - 07:55 AM
i personally know a guy who's sitting in
a prison cell right now
after trying that 'pickle juice' nonsense.
They just give tests on start up,
consider a pre-employment urine test
to be an IQ test-
they want to know if you're smart enough
to put down the pipe long enough
to pass an easy test.
Posted 27 April 2006 - 08:23 AM
I've never had a piss test for a civilian company where I was watched - only timed. In the navy they watch you. I passed lots of tests just taking niacin, drinking and pissing but that was 12 years ago and now they probably test for creatinine as well. The Navy is likely cheap though when it comes to urinalysis and it is possible they never even tested those samples. I did eventually pop after 3.5 years of service on a day when I wasn't supposed to be there and didn't take the usual precautions. Divine intervention is what I call it. I was going to reenlist.
Posted 27 April 2006 - 06:22 PM
to be an IQ test-"
I agree here, Hip.
They, however, also slapped me with a severe non-disclosure and non-solicitation contract that would put me in a bad position with some of the work I do on the side. I re-wrote theirs and they said they could not sign it, and I said that I could not sign theirs. So, we have a deal breaker. Maybe, stay on as contractor? Gives me more freedom. All this for not, now.
Posted 27 April 2006 - 06:36 PM