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#1 Throbbinwood

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 07:25 AM

I am strating a new job in a week and was wondering if anyone knows of any medical websites that tell how long drugs stay in a persons system. Specifically, how long after smoking weed would an individual have to wait before his piss tested clean? How about Psylociban?

I plan on drinking a drink to clean out the system before the test, but I'm still curious as to how long they stay in the human syustem.

#2 Hippie3

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 07:31 AM

psilo tests are quite expensive,
highly doubtful any employer would
spend the $$.
but weed is detectable for ~a month in urine

#3 Bluejay

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 09:36 AM

Erowid.com

Hippie now you know that one time use is only 1-4 days. continued use builds up in the fat cells...

Casual use of MJ is fairly easy to hide,lots of water and high fat intake 24 hours prior..You do not want any fat being used for energy from your body and cleaning out that thc from those spent fat sacks..

1-2 joints a weekend and passed many randoms 2-3 days later back in the day. ALWAYS HAD WATER WITH ME AND DRANK TONS ALL THE TIME...

Granted it is still always on the back of your mind wondering if it will be clean...

#4 shimmy

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:07 AM

if there not gonna be watching you then you can buy synthetic urine or if you dont have any money just heat up a freinds dirty ass white chunky piss like i did :eusa_danc

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:23 AM

i know a guy that used hand warmers like you can buy at most anywere that sells camping supplies and just some fake piss... but dont forget to use something to warm it up because the drug tests can tell if the piss isnt the right temp... but you can go to high times nad buy some fake piss

#6 Binzit

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 12:19 PM

...why dont they use peoples hairs for drug tests instead of piss???

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 01:12 PM

folicle tests are more costly and time consuming. Urinalysis is easier therefore chosen by more employers.
You can always pass a piss test. There are many methods, do not get caught up in the ones that dont work such as bleach in the sample.... its best to just get known clean piss and heat it or get a synthetic kit that comes w/ a heating pad.

#8 toasty

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 01:48 PM

I havent smoked lets say for 3 weeks. Should I piss clean?

#9 Hippie3

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 05:22 PM

might get by some company test
but don't try any of that shit at the parole office.
many people in prison now
who thought they could beat the tests.
don't join them.

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 05:31 PM

ive beat tests w/ probation, you have to buy expensive prosthetics and its not worth it. Just dont do the drugs if your in a situation like that.

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 05:35 PM

it could take a regular smoker about 4-5 weeks before the thc becomes undetectable...ofcourse, this also depends on your water intake, body fat and level of activity/metabolism.

as far as those drinks to clean out your piss...they haven't worked in an overwhelming majority of casses(and i'm using myself and a few of my friends as an example). they'll usually make the test 'inconclusive' which is pretty much seen as failing by certain employmers. if they do decide to give you another go, you'll just end up getting the same result unless it's juuuuust enough days to make your piss clean.

no use drinking two gallons of water a day for the next week because it'll just cause you discomfot. I'd say drink about 8 cups the day before and another 4-5 the day of the test. don't give them the first piss of the day, and if they are not watching don't pee the beggining of the stream or the very end(if they are not watching that is....just pee the very beggining in the sink/toilet).

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 06:13 PM

I smoked about 3 joints around newyears after being clean for 8 months and I was testing positive 2 months later by store bought test kits, and eventualy did the fake pp thing and got the job.

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 10:51 PM

Hello All:
I might be in the same boat with a urinalysis. It's been 1.5 weeks since smoking, and probably can stall another 1.5 weeks until the test. I was a regular toker up until about two months ago and hit it sporadically after that.
To Recap:
a. sweat a lot up to the test and don't smoke anymore
b. skip the nonsense drinks from what I hear
c. fat load a few days before
d. drink the 8 cups of water the night before and 4 cups before the test
e. try not to piss the first and last part of what I am carrying in my bladder
f. keep looking for another job.
Sound good?
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Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:17 PM

If you are pissing for a normal company (walmart, sears, not a parole test, not a casino) it is easy to pass. I passed two of them smoking a couple of days before each one. Here is the method. Drink entirely too much water before the test. Really like a gallon. Piss before you leave repeatedly, and if you have drank enough water you will have to stop to piss on the way. Piss right before you go in to take it. Once you are pissing pure water you need to start taking big ass vitamin b tablets. They are yellow, they will make your piss yellow. Also continually take creatine powder and mix it in you water. This is a weight lifting supplement get it at gnc or right aid. If available take one maxide pill (water pill that makes people that don't need it piss a lot, not necessary but helps). You need to piss right before you go to take the test (like just minutes before). Piss the beginning of your stream into the toilet/sink then fill the cup and piss last of stream into toilet/sink. This will work. I tried urine luck additive and failed, I passed two tests with this. The idea is inspired from a box of urine cleaning crap my brother purchased and passed with. It consisted of a chart telling you when to drink water and 12 pills which the ingrediants listed as vitamin b and creatine. The idea is that you piss all water, the vitamin b colors it yellow, and some places check for creatine which naturally is in urine. Have faith brother, it will work, but don't try it at a casino. They called me when I used urine luck (tommy chongs additive) and said I had weed, cocaine, and urine luck in my body. The dude then ridiculed me and asked if I had a persciption for those drugs. I said "no, how do I get one?" He didn't see the humor in it, I did ;)

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:32 PM

Yeah, that helps a lot. I have vitamin B and some creatine too. This is a typical pee test, not for parole or casino. What I really need is a smoke right now. I never realized how much it chills me out. This is my first one. It would be much less stressful if I could just take this test high. Haha.

I think the whole urine testing business for the regular folks out there is not just about the cost of a hair test(I heard the cost has dropped dramatically), but some kind of compromise to appease certain idiots. Even the VPs and head dudes smoke where I work...even on the job. They just give tests on start up, so they can get certain contracts. I get popped for this and don't get the job, and I might just start talking cause they are all hypocrites... Probably not. F it.

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 05:01 AM

this will work if you are skinny and/or have a fast metab. i am a heavy smoker (several times a day) and i passed all three random drug tests for my prob while i was high. i just get a jar of pickles (the kind that are in the cooler and have garlic and other shit at the bottom. the morning before you go to ur test drink some water and eat all the pickles and drink the juice. now when u take ur test piss some out first to clean the pipes. i and some of my friends have tried this and htey all passed but one because he didnt drink any water or piss before test.

#17 Hippie3

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 07:55 AM

that's utter bullshit.
i personally know a guy who's sitting in
a prison cell right now
after trying that 'pickle juice' nonsense.


They just give tests on start up,


consider a pre-employment urine test
to be an IQ test-
they want to know if you're smart enough
to put down the pipe long enough
to pass an easy test.

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 08:23 AM

I think synthetic urine is the way to go. You don't even have to quit. Just fork out a little $ and practice once or twice to make sure you have the technique down pat. That's what I would do. No stress at all, and you can be stoned when you go - just make sure you use visine.
I've never had a piss test for a civilian company where I was watched - only timed. In the navy they watch you. I passed lots of tests just taking niacin, drinking and pissing but that was 12 years ago and now they probably test for creatinine as well. The Navy is likely cheap though when it comes to urinalysis and it is possible they never even tested those samples. I did eventually pop after 3.5 years of service on a day when I wasn't supposed to be there and didn't take the usual precautions. Divine intervention is what I call it. I was going to reenlist.

#19 elhongo

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 06:22 PM

"consider a pre-employment urine test
to be an IQ test-"
I agree here, Hip.

They, however, also slapped me with a severe non-disclosure and non-solicitation contract that would put me in a bad position with some of the work I do on the side. I re-wrote theirs and they said they could not sign it, and I said that I could not sign theirs. So, we have a deal breaker. Maybe, stay on as contractor? Gives me more freedom. All this for not, now.

Thanks

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#20 OmBudsMan

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 06:36 PM

best thing to do for those that smoke heavy is really just stop for 2-3 months. not only will it give you a window of opportunity for employment that gives drug tests, but it will also make you appreciate weed when you start smoking again. I use to do this before I was even looking for a job to get a bit of clarity. currently, I haven't smoked in 12 weeks even though I have a job(which I got tested for after 7 weeks of non smoking and passed)...that really is the only sure fire way(especially for someone like myself that use to smoke a handful of times a day for months and months). then you don't have to worry about any of the nonsense and you can pee in the cup from your first piss in the morning until you overflow the bastard! :D




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