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#101 Crazy8ths

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 02:30 PM

:lol: you guys sure can talk a mean game but when it comes right down to it you really havent got a clue about women and most men dont bother trying to figure out what makes us tick as its too much work for you. each woman is different which makes us harder to keep satisfied. men are all the same and very easy to satisfy... blow job and food and they are happy. but you poor guys have your work cut out for you. :lol: it took my husband at least 10 years to realize that giving him head made me wet and in the 17 years we were together he never found "my spot" and no way in hell was i gonna tell him! :eusa_snoo see i have this spot on my body that if touched just right will bring me to my knees and melt me into a little puddle! like having a whole body orgasm for me! i cant take it for long and any guy who does happen to find it had best like it rough! :eusa_shif


Pssht i practice what i preach and with whoevr my aim is to please. is your spot on your hip. I know thre is a pressure point near there that is like horney button. I treat sex like i treat mu drugs. I research them and practice makes perfect.

#102 August West

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:28 PM

Hair is there for a reason of course but um guys your butt tuffs they can go.

Is it less sexy to have a butt tuft, (ass-uming I know what the hell a butt "tuft or tuff" is) or to shave a butt tuft?

in the 17 years we were together he never found "my spot" and no way in hell was i gonna tell him!

I bet that showed...um, him? :eusa_thin

#103 wildedibles

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:15 AM

Ya who wants to be a twitching puddle of pudding anyway ;)

#104 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:48 AM

hahaha! ok let me clarify here... he knew that spot was sensitive he just didnt know how sensitive it was. if i would have told him that it made my whole body tingle he would have been holding me down all the time and torturing me. :nunchuck:he did that enough as it was. :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:49 AM

Dang girl you are sensitive and I thought I was. I have been reading that the "G" spot might be BS so we need some research on that people. I know the area and know what it feels like but there are more than just one spot you all know of course.;)

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 10:03 AM

:) Ya there is the g spot then there are other places that get us there :) or at least we want to get there when these areas are touched the right way
shh my back can be more sensitive then my breasts I think that can confuse a man ;)
The " G " spot is no myth I cannot lie tho my hubby helped me find mine he does know my body better than I do at times

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 08:05 AM

http://www.askmen.co...b_love_tip.html
This is where my search started then to practical practice some of them like behind the knees how wouls you execute that without freaking her out? The info is only the tip of the ice berg each girl is different so hit em all !

#108 wildedibles

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 08:44 AM

:) We give hints when we want them touched
and a :spank: when we don't or at least a growl of some sort

Make use of pressure points thanks ... Hubby is a wrestler and I am teaching him reflexology lol I will be pinned for sure
lol he better not touch that one spot I would pee LMAO :)

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 07:40 AM

From a lady's perspective.......... a dude that can eat my pussy like it's his last meal THAT ALSO makes me wanna suck on his "kielbasa" the exact same way? That's fucking sexy sex to me. No psychoactive substances necessary. Woah. I need to go masturbate. Or get laid. This is totally inappropriate XP

#110 ethnobotanist420

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 05:55 PM

I love (how the fuck should I put this? lol)... giving oral sex to my female companion :lol:
Like I said before I really like to see her get off... that gets me going and then wonderful things happen haha I'm very generous with oral sex; I can do it all day because I really enjoy it too.
Plus the reciprocation is always nice :thumbup: lol

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:16 PM

I love (how the fuck should I put this? lol)... giving oral sex to my female companion :lol:


or you could say cunnilingus, makes you sound like a boss.

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:19 PM

This is totally inappropriate XP

In this thread its encouraged :eusa_danc

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:32 PM

My ex-wife used to love to give me head because while she was doing that I would slip a small toy in her ass, nothing huge just a nice little stimulation back there. Once that toy got in her bum she would start slobbering on my cock so hardcore it was fantastic, drool always felt good dripping down on my balls and she would be moaning like crazy, also she would be dripping between her legs by the time it came for my cock to go to work, that was awesome like a slip and slide.

Sometimes she gave me oral and then we would fuck, or sometimes I would make it all about her, or sometimes we would have a marathon of oral on each other before working our way into cock and vag. You have to keep things fresh, try not to repeat yourself that often, read lots of books together and see what you both feel comfortable about trying.

I was reading about what some of you ladies were saying about the G-spot above, I was with the same woman for 10 years, hit her G-spot the first time we had sex and she looked so shocked, she then commenced to have 2 orgasms. I was pleased with myself to say the least.

#114 ethnobotanist420

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:43 PM

or you could say cunnilingus, makes you sound like a boss.


man, that does make you sound like a boss:lol:

#115 ktbase763

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 10:10 PM

Sexy sex thread, indeed! I can weigh in on the orgy/threesome bit...my third husband and I were quite different than traditional marriages; it took some adjusting on my part, but now that I've been in a non-jealous/non-possessive relationship, I don't think I could stand having it any other way. The coolest thing was knowing that no matter what we did when we went out, we would be going home together, and all the flirtations, encounters, or trains pulled were just for fun, sex without emotional attachment or negative consequences (since we were always completely safe, and did our playing together at swing mansions.)
After nearly 40 years of thinking monogamy was the ideal, and feeling like shit for failing myself in finding that one mate and mating for life, it has been wonderful to finally realize and accept that humans are NOT monogamous by nature, that Ozzie and Harriet were a rarity, not the norm, and that we're supposed to keep our gene pool varied by experiencing different partners through out our lives. It is such a relief to realize that at 4 or 8 years, when it feels like it's time to move on, it actually is OKAY to feel that way, and for goodness' sake, PART AS FRIENDS!!! (Isn't it interesting that relationships last just about how long it takes to rear an infant to an age where the burden is reduced and is easily shouldered by a single parent?)
Being confident in yourself and your relationship is awesome. The sex between us was awesome, and we made love alone together, and had recreational sex in group settings when the mood struck us. I was so amazed to discover the freedom from anxiety that came with being unfazed by seeing his cock in another woman. It's really hard to explain, but coming to the conclusion that sex is just that, sex, and other partners are not a threat or a betrayal, is the most freeing realization in the world.
I haven't done well with this post, but I'll post it anyway, and try again later to more accurately portray what I learned from my sexy Zzz man....
be safe, have fun, and enjoy every bit!



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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:08 PM

I got a question that every man has asked themselves before, but what do you ladies prefer when it comes to the size of your man?

I am not huge, but larger than average which caused some issues with my ex-wife. Certain times we would be going at it and some positions would make my ex pull away while saying OUCH!

I am right under 8in in length, and 6.2in girth, my ex and I took measured around the third time we had sex, she was curious and I said lets do it for fun, so we looked online how to measure properly without cheating.

But what do you ladies prefer when it comes to size? Is girth or length more important? It's a bold faced lie for all those that think size does not matter, because it does matter. When I worked for a certain large condom company while I was living in California I learned a decent amount about this, but am curious what the lovely ladies of topia have to say regarding this matter.

I learned that men will often see their package as being small even if its not, pornography has skewed the views on what a good size is. Men will often compare themselves to what they see in a porn and think that if they're not that size then they can never please a woman properly. Men also compare their manliness to how large their penis is, some woman view men with a larger penis as being more manly, when they see a large penis they think "wow that guy is mans man" and they also think that just because the guy has a larger than average penis that they will be a better lover, which again is another lie that pornography has planted in our minds.

I am being serious about this question, so please only mature responses.

Edited by EstimatedProphet, 13 August 2012 - 11:17 PM.


#117 wildedibles

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:15 PM

Larger ones hurt ....
So ya size matters I want smaller :)
It really depends on the girl you ask some want smaller some want bigger

#118 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:20 PM

hmmm well yes size does matter with women but luckily we dont all require the same size mainly because our g spots arent all in the same place. some are hard to reach and require a bit of length.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:32 PM

Those are two mature answers Wilde and Mrs. h, thank you. I have spoken with girls in the past and they usually say "oh the biggest is for sure the best" but when speaking with women the responses are along the lines as what you two have just said, which is refreshing.

I really think pornography has polluted what making love is, sure we all like to get down and dirty and have an epic shag fest from time to time, but sometimes people just like to make love which incorporates more than just slamming your meat wad into your partners vag. People think what they see in a porno is making love, how messed up is that.

I have spoken with 3 porn stars in my life, and all three said that what you see in those types of movies is not making love. Its strange to think that many folks think that what they're seeing in a porno is normal.

From the information I gathered by going out on the street and interviewing couples 7in is considered the best length because its not to long and not to short, just right. A girth of 5.5-6in is the best girth. I am not sure how accurate the information I gathered back then is, if people were measuring correctly or not, but that was what I came up with after speaking with 100 couples. Of course you have to give or take 0.5-1in in both length and girth to be as accurate as possible.

#120 microscopeman

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 11:35 PM

Are you seriously asking women to give you a straight answer?:laser:




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