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#1 opiwave668

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 02:58 PM

heart attack challenge
critique my diet any and ALL comments welcome if your thinking it post it

some of the things i ate in the last 9 days

bacon 2 lbs 3 slices
sausage links .5 lbs
fried eggs 22
cream cheese 1 lb
cheddar .5 lb
sour cream 2 oz
butter 2 oz
mozz 1oz
hot dog 1
chicken leg 1
ranch 2 oz
pork rinds .75 oz
pork sausage .75 lb
pork chop 12.5 oz
beef 1 lb 10 oz

Edited by hyphaenation, 13 July 2013 - 12:26 PM.
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 03:23 PM

Address to send flowers?
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Posted 12 January 2013 - 03:28 PM

I don't know how old you are brother, but if it is aver 35 or so, and
this is a fair summation of your past eating habits... well- I am
thinking the sound of your heart screaming for mercy may actually
be audible several feet away.
Man.
That is a shitload of not JUST meat, but an incredible VARIETY of it.
That is quite a fucking list.
I am thinking this is kinda what you were expecting to hear, yes?
In summation... that ain't too healthy of a diet friend.
If you have nothing against life, I would do some pretty big
modification of what you put in yourself.
Hope you are able to change before it becomes unchangeable...

good luck

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 03:30 PM

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Fuckin' writers...
Logs just said in four words what
I did in a big ole spiel.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 03:43 PM

no pudding?

MontyPythonsMeaningOfLifeMrCreosoteItsOnlyWaferThin.jpg
its just a wafer thin mint, mr creosonte

but seriously, if you have to work hard you have to eat up.

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 03:46 PM

bacon 2 lbs 3 slices
sausage links .5 lbs
fried eggs 22
cream cheese 1 lb
cheddar .5 lb
sour cream 2 oz
butter 2 oz
mozz 1oz
hot dog 1
chicken leg 1
ranch 2 oz
pork rinds .75 oz
pork sausage .75 lb
pork chop 12.5 oz
beef 1 lb 10 oz


don't see anything wrong with that. BACON is fukin good!!!

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 03:50 PM

heart attack challenge
critique my diet any and ALL comments welcome if your thinking it post it

some of the things i ate in the last 9 days

bacon 2 lbs 3 slices
sausage links .5 lbs
fried eggs 22
cream cheese 1 lb
cheddar .5 lb
sour cream 2 oz
butter 2 oz
mozz 1oz
hot dog 1
chicken leg 1
ranch 2 oz
pork rinds .75 oz
pork sausage .75 lb
pork chop 12.5 oz
beef 1 lb 10 oz



LOL

I just had a thought...

I think you may have eaten every single
thing that can be made from a pig.

Everything edible anyway.

Of course, cows, chickens, and whatever
is in hot dogs fared badly too.

Edited by bigjimmy, 12 January 2013 - 03:58 PM.


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Posted 12 January 2013 - 04:10 PM

Cant remember how to embed from youtube, can someone do me a favour and link any of the 'epic meal time' but especially meat cereal.
Cheers

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 05:12 PM

bacon 2 lbs 3 slices
sausage links .5 lbs
fried eggs 22
cream cheese 1 lb
cheddar .5 lb
sour cream 2 oz
butter 2 oz
mozz 1oz
hot dog 1
chicken leg 1
ranch 2 oz
pork rinds .75 oz
pork sausage .75 lb
pork chop 12.5 oz
beef 1 lb 10 oz


Now I'm hungry

#10 opiwave668

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 11:06 PM

did i mention i stopped taking my statin drugs:spank:
my doc really really really wants me to come in and have more blood work done
on the menu tomorrow corned beef bacon cheese burgers and i dont know fuck it ham it is

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:42 AM

LOL

I just had a thought...

I think you may have eaten every single
thing that can be made from a pig.

Everything edible anyway.

Of course, cows, chickens, and whatever
is in hot dogs fared badly too.


You forgot chitterlings, pigs feet, brains, tongue and testicles. You may find some of them in the sausage though!

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:45 AM

Moved to Trash Talk.

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:49 AM

Cant remember how to embed from youtube, can someone do me a favour and link any of the 'epic meal time' but especially meat cereal.
Cheers


[Direct Link]



Weird.. I get a blank white screen when I put this video in..

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:51 AM

you are what you eat!

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 04:49 AM

No bacon wrapped Spam?

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 05:34 AM

Where are your greens Bro? or is that just smoked :hippie:
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Posted 13 January 2013 - 09:29 AM

Thank you for this thread, suddenly my diet looks Really Really healthy.
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#18 bigjimmy

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 10:25 AM

You forgot chitterlings, pigs feet, brains, tongue and testicles. You may find some of them in the sausage though!



LOL

No I didn't!
I said everything 'edible'.

To me, just cuz someone eats
something does
not mean it is edible.

A horse turd is (technically) edible.

But I ain't gonna eat one!

Edited by bigjimmy, 13 January 2013 - 02:56 PM.


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Posted 13 January 2013 - 11:14 AM

No heart attack, just a future vegetarian....

#20 opiwave668

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 02:53 PM

so for breakfast it was 1/2 lb bacon and half dozen eggs fried in grease yum yum

i think i have some spam but i wont eat it till im outta ham told it was "bad" for me:lol:
but wrapped in bacon nothing really tastes "bad"




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