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#2081 TVCasualty

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Posted 16 November 2021 - 11:23 AM

 

Saw this right after scrolling by a bunch of videos of guys ranting and raving in their trucks, lol.
 
What's the deal with that? Better acoustics? Not annoying the rest of the family? And the dumber/more unhinged the rant, the more likely it is that the truck will actually be moving in traffic. They could've just sat safely in their driveways while yelling at a hand-held electronic device but noooooo, they have to get out into actual traffic to do it. But thanks to this trend we can now enjoy youtube videos of people going off about random shit in their vehicles only to be utterly shocked back to the real world as they crash into something they didn't see because they were making intense eye (camera lens, rather) contact with the viewers of their rant they're imagining will watch it. Or something.


Quite meta of you, TV. Not the Facebook rebrand though lol ranting about the ways other people rant. You definitely have a point though. They shouldn’t be driving distracted. It puts everyone on the road at risk.

 

 

Meta is so hot right now.

 

Even my memes are going meta:

 

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But comparing my rants to "truck" rants is like comparing apples to truck nuts!

 

For one thing, my truck was stolen. So I'm just sitting in my house presenting no danger to anyone. And I don't have wrap-around sunglasses, any red hats, nor do I have a perfectly round, totally bald head with a grey goatee to mount hats and sunglasses on so I definitely do not embody current trunk-rant fashion. Also, I type my rants out instead of yelling them into a phone. Because I can write. And what I write/rant about is not fear-based reactionary lunacy, mostly.


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Posted 16 November 2021 - 11:26 AM

And one more thing...

 

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Posted 18 November 2021 - 11:07 AM

This is kind of amazing as well as surreal in a funny way, or maybe funny in a surreal way, or something:

 

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That has to be put into a movie that someone needs to make ASAP! Someone made "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" ffs, so why not a movie that includes scenes of Lincoln exchanging faxes with a samurai?

 


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Posted 19 November 2021 - 09:01 PM

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Sounds like a classic hahaha



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Posted 25 November 2021 - 10:28 AM

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Posted 25 November 2021 - 10:44 AM

Was this an oversight (so to speak) by someone who didn't really think it through, or an example of passive-aggressive ceramics?

 

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Posted 26 November 2021 - 02:32 PM

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Posted 27 November 2021 - 11:49 AM

I might be projecting, but IMO this cat has a look on its face that says it's thinking "This. Is. My. Fucking Chair."
 

 

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Posted 27 November 2021 - 02:20 PM

"What does 5G mean to you?"

 

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Posted 09 December 2021 - 11:35 AM

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Posted 09 December 2021 - 04:10 PM

Quick look behind the scenes of Salty’s workshop…

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Found this jar in a random box in the storage room while doing some cleaning. It’s amazing what you can find when you go through 8-month old boxes! Props to the closest guess of how many grams without going over lol
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#2092 TVCasualty

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Posted 10 December 2021 - 03:51 PM

When you just don't give a damn anymore:

 

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Sucks that you have to hear the seat belt reminder beeping while opening a bottle, but you can always get two!

 

 

And I just didn't know where to put this one so stuck it in this thread:

 

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I would really like to know what BuckarooBanzai thinks of that meme (where you at?!?).

 

 


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Posted 19 December 2021 - 02:07 PM

Let the puns about wood and "birch traps" commence:

 

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Well hello there...

 

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Posted 21 December 2021 - 06:43 PM

Alice Cooper makes a very compelling Santa, but Wolfman Jack might be getting a wee bit too old for this.

 

Wishing y'all a surreal and bizarre (in a light, funny way) holiday season...

 

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Posted 28 December 2021 - 09:32 AM

This is how they start:

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Posted 31 December 2021 - 01:19 PM

This is a hedgehog about to get an X-ray:

 

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Posted 05 January 2022 - 10:01 PM

Cats have a sense about things that's truly uncanny.

 

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Posted 09 January 2022 - 02:38 PM

I wasn't sure where to put this.....

For you "mushroom lovers" out there,

As weird as this is, it doesn't seem so much so by the end of the video.

 

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Posted 10 January 2022 - 08:59 PM

Yeah that place is hilarious, cause why not, those ladies seemed to be enjoying themselves too


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Posted 11 January 2022 - 05:18 PM

"Yes, officer, you can search my vehicle. Take all the time you need..."

 

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I knew someone who sort of did that for real with his car; you had to know which brand of empty can his stash was in or you'd never find it, lol.


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