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#421 TVCasualty

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Posted 11 December 2016 - 06:52 PM

 


 

How does one even bury or cremate an embryo that's only a few inches in length?

 

 

One could easily take care of a dozen or more at a time with a small propane grill, or a garden trowel.

 

I think you just won the thread.  :ohmy:

 

 

Daaaaamn, this is a huge thread! Thanks, though I have to credit my unrestrained cynicism and some good weed for that one, lol...

 

 

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(and congratulations on posting reply #420 for this thread, so maybe you actually won it?)


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#422 Sidestreet

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Posted 11 December 2016 - 08:11 PM

Cool, though I show your post about grilling embryos as #420.  Maybe there's one that got hidden by one of the mods somewhere in there.  I bet that one's the winner!


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#423 TVCasualty

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 10:16 AM

Moving right along...

 

 

 

I saw this recently (it's from September 2015; I'm a little behind on the news):

 

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Obviously that means the next Hot Trend in digital media is going to be shark-related selfie deaths (a combo made in viral heaven!).

 

After all, the polar opposite of "selfish" is "selfie." To die in an unrecorded, analog manner is to die in pointless obscurity, so get on out there and take one for the team!

 

 

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#424 TVCasualty

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 04:07 PM

Something tells me this isn't an entirely-accurate chart of hand signals used by Special Forces or SWAT teams as they tend to lack the requisite sense of humor...

 

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#425 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:35 PM

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#426 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 07:52 PM

Smoked a big blunt, then took a big dump.

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#427 catattack

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 09:02 PM

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Buhahahahahahahahahahahaa!

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#428 catattack

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Posted 09 January 2017 - 12:46 PM

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I wanna grow juicy exploding cubes!

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#429 TVCasualty

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 05:22 PM

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 05:58 PM

Hey boy.... Yo dicks too small. Your going down!

#431 kcmoxtractor

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 01:26 AM

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#432 catattack

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 09:16 AM

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That is fucking gold @kcmox ^^^

 

 

 

 

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#433 Alder Logs

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 09:27 AM

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What?  Taking it in the can?


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#434 catattack

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 05:02 PM

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Speaking of animal rape.

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#435 Sidestreet

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 05:04 PM

"If you watch a squirrel long enough, you'll either see it rape or be raped........by Catattack."


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Posted 25 January 2017 - 12:05 AM

America first, The Netherlands second...

 

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 09:02 AM

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#438 Juthro

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 02:06 PM

Changes at the library...

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#439 catattack

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 05:43 PM

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Posted 26 January 2017 - 08:37 PM

Search and rescue have been notified...

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