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#581 CatsAndBats

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Posted 01 August 2017 - 12:19 PM

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Posted 01 August 2017 - 04:05 PM

FYI  Cat, in Twin Lakes Wisconsin the Bamboo Hut makes a round pizza cut into squares with bean sprouts for a topping. 

 

Two legged creatures are an odd lot, consider that the big cheese in one country likes grabbing pussies but has never heard his wife fart or seen her use a bathroom, while the head of another country is reported to have such a perfect body that he never poops at all. 

 

Some funny shit IMHO.


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Posted 01 August 2017 - 10:40 PM

As long as they're not putting that damn pineapple on the pussy, no wait I mean pussy on the pizza, no... that's not right.. it's ... Fuck it.
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 12:15 PM

As long as they're not putting that damn pineapple on the pussy, no wait I mean pussy on the pizza, no... that's not right.. it's ... Fuck it.

 

 

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Meet Auntie Angel, Pioneer Of The Grapefruit Blowjob

 
 
Yesterday, Vice introduced its readers to “Auntie Angel” by way of an exclusive interview with the sexpert and blowjob aficionado, and we were mesmerized. Auntie Angel’s having a moment right now thanks to her new internet video “Angel Teaching Her Grapefruit Technique”, which went live three days ago and has already instructed nearly 300,000 viewers in the secrets of how to give your man the best oral sex of his life — using a grapefruit. (For those who are allergic, or whose medication prevents them from coming into contact with grapefruit, never fear — Angel assures us that a large navel orange will do just fine.)
 
Maybe some clicked on the video for the novelty factor; but the thing is, this woman gives all-around stellar sex advice, and has been doing so since long before she graced the internet with citrus-powered oral. Angel first burst onto the sex advice scene when she launched her company Angel’s Erotic Solutions in May of 2004. At first she was teaching monthly sex technique seminars in and around Chicago, where she was born. Over time, word of Angel’s straight-shooting, light-hearted tutorials spread, and her popularity skyrocketed. According to Angel, her seminars are now booked three months in advice and take place across the country.
 
When you watch the video above (if you haven’t already), you’ll see why. Angel leaves the cutesy and coy to other sex-tip-givers. She gets straight to the point, but with a levity that lets you know she’s having a great time — and that she wants you and your partner to, as well. Angie’s grapefruit head is only one of the 50-plus oral sex techniques she has developed, all of which are revealed in her signature DVD “Angel’s Fellatio Secrets.”
 

As she takes the mystery out of oral sex and turns it into something both partners can enjoy, Angel’s championing not only produce in the bedroom but also positive, empowered sex, flavored with irreverence and a sense of adventure. And now, if you’ve benefited from her fruit-based technique, you can now even buy a shirt to show your support.


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Posted 02 August 2017 - 01:46 PM

Jail

Brian hit rock bottom. He was going to jail for insider trading and it couldn’t get much worse than that.

As the jail warden brought Brian to his cell, Brian’s worst fears were materialized. Sitting hunched over on a bed was his soon to be roommate. He was a hunk of a man wearing a sleeveless undershirt, with vicious looking tattoos on each arm.

As Brian approached the prison cell the giant looked up at him and said in a deep booming voice, “hey man, what did you do to get yourself in here?” “White collar crime” responded Brian nervously. “Hey man, how about that? Me too,” the giant said.

“Phew,” said Brian feeling his body relaxing, “To be honest I got a bit nervous when I saw you.”  “Nah” responded the giant waving his hand “what’s there to be nervous about?”

“So tell me,” questioned the giant “How many priest’s did you kill?”
 


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Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:00 PM

Cat.... What can I say. I watched that video. Auntie Angel could, as we used to say back where I grew up:"could put her mouth on the exhaust pipe and suck start a Harley."
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Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:45 PM

.. suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.


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Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:57 PM

...could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.


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Posted 05 August 2017 - 11:22 PM

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Posted 07 August 2017 - 12:02 PM

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Posted 07 August 2017 - 12:16 PM

 

He has a Teletubby tummy, and sounds like Teletubby Talker.


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Posted 07 August 2017 - 08:55 PM

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