Edited by CatsAndBats, 01 August 2017 - 12:20 PM.
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Posted 01 August 2017 - 04:05 PM
FYI Cat, in Twin Lakes Wisconsin the Bamboo Hut makes a round pizza cut into squares with bean sprouts for a topping.
Two legged creatures are an odd lot, consider that the big cheese in one country likes grabbing pussies but has never heard his wife fart or seen her use a bathroom, while the head of another country is reported to have such a perfect body that he never poops at all.
Some funny shit IMHO.
Posted 01 August 2017 - 10:40 PM
Posted 02 August 2017 - 12:15 PM
As long as they're not putting that damn pineapple on the pussy, no wait I mean pussy on the pizza, no... that's not right.. it's ... Fuck it.
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Edited by CatsAndBats, 02 August 2017 - 12:15 PM.
Posted 02 August 2017 - 01:46 PM
Brian hit rock bottom. He was going to jail for insider trading and it couldn’t get much worse than that.
As the jail warden brought Brian to his cell, Brian’s worst fears were materialized. Sitting hunched over on a bed was his soon to be roommate. He was a hunk of a man wearing a sleeveless undershirt, with vicious looking tattoos on each arm.
As Brian approached the prison cell the giant looked up at him and said in a deep booming voice, “hey man, what did you do to get yourself in here?” “White collar crime” responded Brian nervously. “Hey man, how about that? Me too,” the giant said.
“Phew,” said Brian feeling his body relaxing, “To be honest I got a bit nervous when I saw you.” “Nah” responded the giant waving his hand “what’s there to be nervous about?”
“So tell me,” questioned the giant “How many priest’s did you kill?”
Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:00 PM
Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:45 PM
.. suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Posted 02 August 2017 - 05:57 PM
...could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Posted 07 August 2017 - 12:02 PM
Posted 07 August 2017 - 08:55 PM