Posted 09 September 2014 - 12:32 AM
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Posted 09 September 2014 - 09:56 AM
Mmmm... bacon wrapped meatloaf sounds yummie.
Now, a lesson on how to deal with an annoying boss or inspector.
Edited by Spooner, 09 September 2014 - 09:59 AM.
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Posted 29 September 2014 - 10:36 PM
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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