Paradox
©
Fisana

Jump to content


Photo
* * * * * 6 votes

Daily lulz


  • Please log in to reply
2154 replies to this topic

#61 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 05 September 2014 - 11:50 PM

[Direct Link]


  • Sidestreet, AGAMA and Juthro like this

#62 Sidestreet

Sidestreet

    Digging for Rainbows

  • App Administrator
  • 9,189 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 06 September 2014 - 01:06 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL



#63 Juthro

Juthro

    dope smoking hillbilly

  • OG VIP
  • 10,080 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 08 September 2014 - 11:32 AM

Business

  • Xerces and kcmoxtractor like this

#64 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 09 September 2014 - 12:32 AM

braaaaaaaaaaaains

 

lolzombie.jpg


  • AGAMA, Juthro and gremlinchode like this

#65 Spooner

Spooner

    Horney Toad

  • Black VIP
  • 2,752 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 09 September 2014 - 09:56 AM

braaaaaaaaaaaains

 

attachicon.giflolzombie.jpg

 

Mmmm... bacon wrapped meatloaf sounds yummie.

 

Now, a lesson on how to deal with an annoying boss or inspector.

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=rYms1YF7WeM


Edited by Spooner, 09 September 2014 - 09:59 AM.

  • kcmoxtractor and AGAMA like this

#66 Mrs.Hippie3

Mrs.Hippie3

    QueenBee

  • Founders
  • 11,671 posts

Awards Bar:

Posted 16 September 2014 - 12:00 PM

trips.jpg


  • gremlinchode likes this

#67 Xerces

Xerces

    Embedded Spirit of Love & Power

  • OG VIP
  • 971 posts

Donator

Posted 16 September 2014 - 01:09 PM

[Direct Link]


  • Skywatcher and Spooner like this

#68 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 17 September 2014 - 03:17 PM

lolfish.jpg

 

[Direct Link]

 

 


  • Xerces likes this

#69 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 18 September 2014 - 07:31 PM

lolbaby.jpg

 

lolgator.jpg

 

lolhalloween.jpg

 

lolvikings.jpg

 

lolwine.jpg

Attached Thumbnails

  • lolnye.jpg

  • Sidestreet and Xerces like this

#70 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 18 September 2014 - 08:02 PM

lol, this might be the most skilled cat burglar ever!

 

[Direct Link]


  • Xerces likes this

#71 TVCasualty

TVCasualty

    Embrace Your Damage

  • Moderator
  • 15,053 posts

Awards Bar:

Posted 19 September 2014 - 07:23 AM

post-102948-0-98806600-1411129331.jpg

Attached Thumbnails

  • tumblr_lh18ovzUBc1qhofrso1_250.jpg

Edited by TVCasualty, 19 September 2014 - 07:26 AM.

  • Sidestreet, Xerces, kcmoxtractor and 2 others like this

#72 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 22 September 2014 - 08:22 AM

after the spinal tap reference in the WTF thread, i had to!

 

[Direct Link]


  • Sidestreet and Juthro like this

#73 Alder Logs

Alder Logs

    ૐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः ૐ

  • Moderator
  • 15,028 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 23 September 2014 - 01:54 PM

As the site says,Ïnsane people are the best....

Giant mutant Spider Dog Terrorizes at night..

[Direct Link]

Well, I think Giant Mutant Spider Dog is an okay hoax, but Klepto Kitty is a real person!


  • kcmoxtractor and wildedibles like this

#74 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 25 September 2014 - 08:52 PM

[Direct Link]

 

[Direct Link]

 

That damn junkie was Robin those people, and there was nothing they could do.

lolbatman.jpg

 

lolcoffee.jpg

 

lolteacher.jpg


Edited by kcmoxtractor, 25 September 2014 - 09:19 PM.

  • Xerces and Spooner like this

#75 Juthro

Juthro

    dope smoking hillbilly

  • OG VIP
  • 10,080 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 28 September 2014 - 12:15 PM

Baptiseacat.jpg
  • kcmoxtractor and wildedibles like this

#76 Mrs.Hippie3

Mrs.Hippie3

    QueenBee

  • Founders
  • 11,671 posts

Awards Bar:

Posted 29 September 2014 - 11:00 AM

hahaha!! hilariously funny!! 

 

[Direct Link]


  • Sidestreet, Alder Logs and Juthro like this

#77 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 29 September 2014 - 10:07 PM

[Direct Link]


  • Alder Logs and Juthro like this

#78 Spooner

Spooner

    Horney Toad

  • Black VIP
  • 2,752 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 29 September 2014 - 10:36 PM

COURT REPORTERS MUST WORK HARD TO KEEP STRAIGHT FACES!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.  
 
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
__________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_________________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
 
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________
 
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
 
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No…
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 
:tinfoil:
 
 
 

 


  • Sidestreet, Xerces, kcmoxtractor and 5 others like this

#79 wildedibles

wildedibles

    Naturalist

  • OG VIP
  • 8,541 posts

Awards Bar:

Posted 30 September 2014 - 11:43 AM

I think that deserves the best laugh of the year :)



#80 kcmoxtractor

kcmoxtractor

    Halloween Terror

  • Honorary Former Staff
  • 6,904 posts

Donator


Awards Bar:

Posted 30 September 2014 - 08:13 PM

HOLY SHIT!

 

[Direct Link]






Like Mycotopia? Become a member today!