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#1261 onediadem

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Posted 30 June 2019 - 10:14 PM

I randomly came across this song today. 20 years ago a friend of mine got sick and I ended up being her barkeep for over a year, and I so had a day job.. Last call was 2am, and closed at 3. I swear to gawd, it was fun for a month. Then it was like chewing on glass. I broke up fights, bad fights, took a knife away from a drunk who was hell bent on killing someone, and actually shot my gun in the parking lot once because a group of redneck bikers were hell bent on beating someone to death because they thought he had offended me by calling me a cunt. They broke the windows out of the tazi I called for the guy, and in hindsight, I probably should have called an ambulance but that would have created more problems. I figured a taxi would get him to the hospital. It was for all purposes, a really crazy saloon. If I didn't dislike being around sloppy drunks as much as I do, I would have probably kept doing it. The money was insane.

 

However, it never failed, by midnight, I was over it.So for the last two hours, I was in control of the jukebox and this was the only song I would play until closing lol. I actually hate this song.  There were always the same stragglers who just had to keep me there till the last minute, or just couldn't stand it anymore lol and go to the bar down the street.. 

 

So here it is.. The buzz killer lol. (I really hope none of you came to the bar lol)

 

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Posted 01 July 2019 - 12:50 AM

I saw Queen twice. This is tragic lol.

 

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Posted 01 July 2019 - 12:56 PM

Oof that was painful



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Posted 01 July 2019 - 01:58 PM

https://youtu.be/WizH5ae9ozw

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Posted 02 July 2019 - 06:56 AM

Okay "Con-Yay" go back to your mansion and sulk in the knowledge you will never be a rock star.  :tongue:


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Posted 02 July 2019 - 07:13 AM

The Great Great Grandma Conspiracy:
 
Once upon a time, a mother was teaching her daughter the family recipe for making a whole baked ham. It was the very best ham anybody had ever had so they always followed that recipe carefully.

They prepared the marinade, scored the skin, put in the cloves, and then came a step the daughter didn't understand.

"Why do we cut off the ends of the ham?" she said. "Doesn't that make it dry out?"

"You know, I don't know," said the mother. "That's just the way grandma taught me. We should call grandma and ask."

So they called grandma and asked, "why do we cut off the ends of the ham? Is it to let the marinade in, or what?"

"No," said Grandma. "To be honest, I cut the ends off because that's how my mother taught me. I added the marinade step later, because I was worried about the ham drying out. Let's call great grandma and ask her."

So they called the assisted living facility where great grandma was living, and the old woman listend to their questions, and then said.

"Oh, for land sakes! I cut off the ends because I didn't have a pan big enough for a whole ham!"


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Posted 06 July 2019 - 08:14 AM

Watch this one to the end. You will like it!

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Posted 10 July 2019 - 09:31 PM

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 10:03 AM

I dunno, I think someone's just trying to sell us more bottled water.



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Posted 11 July 2019 - 12:56 PM

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Posted 11 July 2019 - 04:39 PM

As we used to say in the electronics gang, "you could be replaced by a short to ground."


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Posted 11 July 2019 - 07:32 PM

I guess he got "all up in his own ass"...
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Posted 11 July 2019 - 09:30 PM

I guess he got "all up in his own ass"...

And I bet it was really tight, right at that moment.

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Posted 15 July 2019 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 15 July 2019 - 08:56 PM

Tip of the day..goes for anything, period.

 

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Posted Yesterday, 06:32 AM

Hey One-D, you need to put a copy of that over on "Resist and Rebel"! Love it!


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Posted Yesterday, 09:48 AM

My uncle pounded this into my head from a young age. No free information. No one vcan ever betray all the words you never say. Feel free to copy it over there. I wouldnt know where to put it. Never give more than your name if you have to talk. I wont even do that. My prints are on file anyway,


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