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#1321 Alder Logs

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Posted 05 August 2019 - 11:16 AM

I understood every word.


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Posted 05 August 2019 - 09:43 PM

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Posted 08 August 2019 - 02:34 AM

The difference.... Its only funny cuz it's true, and even then, if you think about it, it's not that funny.

 

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Posted 10 August 2019 - 05:03 PM

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#1325 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 11 August 2019 - 12:07 PM

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#1326 bezevo

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Posted 11 August 2019 - 02:53 PM

i believe the correct quote is

 

" YOU GOT MY MONEY " ! " BITCH ! "

 

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Posted 11 August 2019 - 08:01 PM

That's not Scary Terry, it's scary Jebus.

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Posted 11 August 2019 - 11:43 PM

That's not Scary Terry, it's scary Jebus.

 

Not to be confused with # 56, Terrible Terry Tate, the office linebacker.....

 



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Posted 14 August 2019 - 12:25 PM

A new take on an old classic...

 

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 01:34 PM

Paranoia

 

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.

Librarian whispers: "They're right behind you!!".


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#1331 SteampunkScientist

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 10:48 PM

"Points Ball" ;P

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Posted 17 August 2019 - 10:00 AM

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#1333 TVCasualty

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Posted 17 August 2019 - 06:00 PM

Funny story about the Pope's mitre (a fancy word referring to a big goofy hat) that I don't think is apocryphal: Its ridiculous height apparently resulted from an escalating war of regal and dominant headgear between the Holy Roman Empire's Pope and the Ottoman Emperor, reaching its peak (so to speak) with the Suleiman the Magnificent's famous turban. Granted, Suleiman was not a religious leader per se but the line between organized religion and politics is imaginary.

 

It was strictly forbidden in the Ottoman Empire for anyone to wear anything taller than what the Emperor wore, but thanks to the escalating (literally!) hat war that was not a problem, lol.

 

 

 

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"My turban is enormous! Therefore your argument is invalid!"


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Posted 19 August 2019 - 09:18 PM

That's pretty funny actually, apparently the same sort of thing happened in the US around the 1860's - 1890's with top hats (which I happen to think are the shit!).

They got pretty tall as well!

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Posted 20 August 2019 - 12:57 AM

Really? I love top hats. Stevie Nicks made top hats on women fun.

 

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Posted 23 August 2019 - 12:10 PM

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#1337 TVCasualty

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Posted 23 August 2019 - 12:10 PM

Weird double-post (not sure how that happened). So I edited this one so it's not a duplicate of the last one:

 

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#1338 onediadem

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Posted 24 August 2019 - 10:27 PM

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Posted 25 August 2019 - 08:37 PM

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#1340 Alder Logs

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Posted 25 August 2019 - 11:43 PM

An authoritarian walks into a bar; orders everyone a round.


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