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#1901 Sidestreet

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Posted 07 February 2021 - 07:59 AM

LOL Walled Lake.  Super obscure and completely unnecessary to the story.  I love it.


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Posted 07 February 2021 - 02:13 PM

LOL Walled Lake.  Super obscure and completely unnecessary to the story.  I love it.

 

The story was sent to me be my father, and in the cut and paste was a line that claimed it to be true story.   I'm not so sure about that, but I thought it was a good enough story post it here either way :)


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#1904 TVCasualty

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Posted 17 February 2021 - 04:56 PM

It's not cool to fuck with someone's pizza.

 

And nobody likes a smartass pizza baker.

 

It's easy to dismiss this as a "first-world problem" until YOU are the one who waits a half hour for one with the munchies gnawing at your very soul but then THIS crime against humanity arrives:

 

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#1905 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 20 February 2021 - 01:41 PM

Dumping all my funny and offensive pics I've saved.. lol

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Posted 21 February 2021 - 04:11 PM

I never knew that the ancestors of the Muppets were sociopathic, sadistic, and violent. All in the name of a great cup of coffee:

 

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There's dozens of them, some in color.

 

This was the one that really got me (it's set to forward to a specific clip from the video above):

 

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"Now all our workers drink Wilkins!"  :blink:

 

So how about you? You want a delicious cup of Wilkins Coffee?  :bat:

 

 


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#1907 FLASHINGROOSTER

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Posted 22 February 2021 - 07:18 PM

What in the what... Instant Coffee  

 

Outrageous


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Posted 23 February 2021 - 09:14 AM

This was bound to happen eventually:

 

 

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#1909 FLASHINGROOSTER

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Posted 23 February 2021 - 06:35 PM

I am picturing somebody out there bragging to their friends about the hazelnut scented hand sanitizer they used at Starbucks


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Posted 24 February 2021 - 03:06 PM

I am picturing somebody out there bragging to their friends about the hazelnut scented hand sanitizer they used at Starbucks

 

I picture the reverse, with someone spiking their coffee with hand sanitizer...  :ohmy:  :excl:


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#1911 TVCasualty

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Posted 25 February 2021 - 01:25 PM

Since sanitizer is ethanol-based then that's just the 2020-2021 version of an Irish Coffee.

 

Now I want to try it, lol.


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#1912 Mrs.Hippie3

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Posted 25 February 2021 - 03:23 PM

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Posted 26 February 2021 - 08:42 AM

That Brian... what a scamp.


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Posted 26 February 2021 - 05:06 PM

Poor Brian never had a chance in that hypothetical


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Posted 02 March 2021 - 01:47 AM

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow, would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

 

I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of beer you got?"    :cool:


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