You want to talk about 'sticking it to the man?' - Read on! I'm gonna be like the Snowden of online contact purchases ...
So my contacts 'scrip ran out in January - it's only good for a year, which is fucked up, as I've had the same 'scrip for 20 years and I've never had any eye issues ...
It costs over a hundred bucks and (worse) an afternoon to do the eye doc thing.
What the online contact place doesn't know is that my eye doc is only in the office one day a week - so I place the order on THAT day, and then suggest that my eye doc is an asshole and doesn't want to work with the online providers, as he wants the $$ for selling overpriced contacts from the office (that's illegal too - bwah ha ha ha!)
The online joint tries once to verify my script the next day & fails, as he's not there ...
And my contacts arrive 3 days later. Bwah ha ha ha !! Suck on THAT, FDA, Wal-Mart Vision Center, AND Bausch & Lomb!
Later today, I may go rip the tags off of some mattresses, or turn some pennies into attractive earrings, then it's off the State park, where I'm gonna stuff my pockets with stones, mosses, and pine straw - all the while going 4 miles over the speed limit and perhaps undercooking these hamburgers just a tiny bit.
You can't stop me - I'm on a fuckin' RAMPAGE, America!
Storming the gates like a wild motherfucker with 20/20 vision, you Gov't bitches!