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#1 mycowarrier

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:45 PM

I'm gonna start with  a couple.

 

It's against the law not to wear your seat belt.

Fuck that. I would be dead if i wore my seat belt

in my accident!

 

Do not use flashers when driving

in heavy rain or fog.

I would have rear ended many cars if

they had not had on their flashers!

 

All school buses and fuel carriers must 

come to a complete stop at RR crossings.

Dont get me started on that please!

 

 



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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:52 PM

Common sense ain't common, any more ;)


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:00 PM

A few more:

 

You can not eat that. It is illegal!

 

Do not let that doctor give you something to end your

suffering. He will go to jail! And you will too. That's illegal!

 

Throw that fish back in the water!

It is either too small or too big or the wrong month to

keep it in. It's the law!

 

find fresh road kill alligator on road and throw it in 

the back of your pickup.

Your going to jail and getting fined mister!

That is illegal!


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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:27 PM

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:33 PM

A fine thread Mycowarrier, and I think I have some to contribute to it (I will, I swear). But I am down in my cups for the night, and I don't feel articulate enough to post here tonight. I love all my topian brethren, each and every one.

Peace and love from the north,
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:38 PM

A fine thread Mycowarrier, and I think I have some to contribute to it (I will, I swear). But I am down in my cups for the night, and I don't feel articulate enough to post here tonight. I love all my topian brethren, each and every one.

Peace and love from the north,
Juth

Me too! I'll prolly be embarrased about it tomorrow but dang laws that suck....


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 12:13 AM

I gave you that like after a run to booze mart, lol. I'm not sure what part of the world you live in, but here we still got aout 2 1/2 of daylight left, didn't even need headlights to go to the store, lol. It's hard to put down the cup when the sun is still shinning hard.


Peace and love, and I'm glad I didn't get to know the laws any better while I was gone, lol (I had a designated driver BTW, she loves me, and she hates posting bail).
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Posted 24 April 2015 - 05:10 AM

In New Jersey it is illegal to wear bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault.

 

Who thinks up this shit?

 

And of course everybody's favorite It is illegal to consume some wild plants and mushrooms.  

( I guess "WILD" can be contagious to humans.)


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 06:13 AM

In my state it is the law that all vehicles must stop and yield to pedestrians who are already in a cross walk. Fuck you! I'm going to speed up in my car while you're in the middle of the cross walk. You can walk faster anyway!

 

You must come to a complete stop and look both ways at a stop sign before proceeding. Fuck you! I'm going to just roll right through or blow through that fucker because it's not like there are pedestrians, cyclists, moms taking their babies out for a spin in their baby carriages, little kids, or elderly people, right? I can't talk on my cell phone and drive properly both at once! It's an important call!

 

Sorry... I do a lot of walking and just started jogging again and if not for my hyper-vigilance I would have been dead long ago. Every day I see/encounter this shit. One lady has a nasty habit of running through the stop sign that is less than 10 feet from her own home. It's been taking all I've got not to scream at her over it. People try to kill me day in and day out! When I cross the road I look back-and-forth again and again until I'm at the other side it's so bad around here.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:01 AM

 

On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.  Athens-Clark County, Georgia

 

 

It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.   Canada

 

 

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.  Utah

 

I'm totally going whale hunting the next time I'm in Utah!

 

(http://www.dumblaws.com/random-laws)


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:15 AM

Who thinks up this shit?

 

And of course everybody's favorite It is illegal to consume some wild plants and mushrooms.  

( I guess "WILD" can be contagious to humans.)

Yes I am ;) good one ...not allowed to pick i a park without a license??? what why cannot we forage anymore ??

 

In my state it is the law that all vehicles must stop and yield to pedestrians who are already in a cross walk. Fuck you! I'm going to speed up in my car while you're in the middle of the cross walk. You can walk faster anyway!

 

You must come to a complete stop and look both ways at a stop sign before proceeding. Fuck you! I'm going to just roll right through or blow through that fucker because it's not like there are pedestrians, cyclists, moms taking their babies out for a spin in their baby carriages, little kids, or elderly people, right? I can't talk on my cell phone and drive properly both at once! It's an important call!

 

Sorry... I do a lot of walking and just started jogging again and if not for my hyper-vigilance I would have been dead long ago. Every day I see/encounter this shit. One lady has a nasty habit of running through the stop sign that is less than 10 feet from her own home. It's been taking all I've got not to scream at her over it. People try to kill me day in and day out! When I cross the road I look back-and-forth again and again until I'm at the other side it's so bad around here.

I am a walker too its hard getting around when cops do not stop at cross walks to let me cross either ;)

...but I did fail my first road test cause I came to a rolling stop before turning right ...nothing was comming???

 

 

On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.  Athens-Clark County, Georgia

Here you cannot play black sabath very loud at 6am without braking a noise violation

 

 

It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.   Canada

...That's good that I do not pretend then ;)

 

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.  Utah

 

I'm totally going whale hunting the next time I'm in Utah!

 

....ah isnt Utah land locked ?? Sorry I cannot remember where all your states are located??

 

(http://www.dumblaws.com/random-laws)

 

If I add any more Id be just incriminating myself ....


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:19 AM

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God: "'Oh my me.... I left fuckin' pot everywhere!"


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:23 AM

Yes Wilde Utah is a long way from any ocean.

You have to go through two more states just to reach the beach.

 

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:27 AM

lololol



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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:43 AM

It is the felony known as "conspiracy" to meet another and discuss a possible intention to commit a misdemeanor. 

 

Some of us remember the Nixon days.  Funny that he doesn't look so bad in hindsight.


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#16 mycowarrier

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:19 AM

 

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.  Utah

 

I'm totally going whale hunting the next time I'm in Utah!

 

Ah shit i'll get in trouble for this but it's funny!

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:59 AM

In New Jersey it is illegal to wear bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault.

 

Who thinks up this shit?

 

I like that New Jersey law. Makes it easier to shoot them.

 

As for stupid laws that annoy me, there are far too many to list so it's probably easiest to just say I don't give a damn about mala prohibita laws that criminalize actions or behaviors that do not involve any actual victims.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 10:05 AM

First time i ran out of "likes"! I was liking the shit out of everybody last night i guess  :blush:

when reloaded i will fire away!


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 03:16 PM

 

It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.  -United Kingdom

 

 

No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. -Pittsburgh, PA

 

 

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. - Ohio

 

 

An old city ordinance in Cleveland, Ohio, prohibits women from wearing patent leather shoes in public. Why? Lawmakers of old decided that shiny footwear could give gentleman an unintentional peep show. Forget the shiny shoes, according to a city law in Charlotte, N.C., women must be swathed in at least 16 yards of fabric before going out in public. And in New York City an old law says a woman can be fined $25 for wearing clingy clothing. 

 

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 04:20 PM

In Colorado the grocery stores only sell 3.2% beer - if you want the real stuff you have to go to a liquor store. 

 

On Sunday, the liquor stores close, so if you didn't stock-up, or if your asshole buddies drank all your stuff, you have to drown yourself in 3.2% beer, which is almost like trying to get a buzz from a case of Shirley Temples.

 

Overall, all of the Sunday / X-ian / Alcohol consumption laws that exist in most states get on my fucking last nerve.  Separation of church and state, right?  If I wanna carve gnostic runes on my back in the mirror and smear cigarette ashes mixed with everclear into the cuts on Sunday ... why shouldn't I be able to run to the local booze shop at 10am to stock up?

 

I've been camping in many, many states & driven to the local gas-n-go on a Sunday, only to find that you can't buy beer on a Sunday or (better but lame) not until after noon ... grrr ....

 

:)

 

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